Name worst Sexual Encounter and Why...?

we have all had such encounters :depressed
mine being a younger guy with awkward hip movements ! :lol
i am not sure if it was the fact he was younger and less experienced or the fact he just plainly sucked in bed . shame. :rolleyes

You're a chick right?

YES SIR.:princess

nvm

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Originally Posted by The Reckoning

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hmm,,,say..:wakeup

ummm none come to mind. i've been pretty good in picking women who know what they're doing in the bedhttp://i60.tinypic.com/b5ldf9.png

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Originally Posted by Trill Clinton

ummm none come to mind. i've been pretty good in picking women who know what they're doing in the bedhttp://i60.tinypic.com/b5ldf9.png

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sweet. :toast

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Originally Posted by KarmaKarma

we have all had such encounters :depressed
mine being a younger guy with awkward hip movements ! :lol
i am not sure if it was the fact he was younger and less experienced or the fact he just plainly sucked in bed . shame. :rolleyes

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But he still gave you the 40 roses, right?

no sexual encounter is a worst experience unless it's something scarring to you psychologically. i don't get why people weigh other people in their head whenever the fact that being with someone is good enough to not constitute it as something negative. you won't ever be satisfied if you have expectations that it will be perfect.

A bitch raked her teeth across my cock and I wasn't man enough to tell her to fucking stop.

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Originally Posted by baseline bum

But he still gave you the 40 roses, right?

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lol...

I only have sex with people who I really, really like so I don't have bad experiences. Just being with them makes it good. I just want to have fun and relax. If I have a need for a perfect sexual experience, I can take care of it myself ;)

But if I had to come up with one time it was bad was when we were both extremely wasted---but we were good friends so it was something we laughed about afterward and continued to have fun together sexually. We just never drank ourselves halfway into oblivion again before getting it on.

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Originally Posted by mrsmaalox

But if I had to come up with one time it was bad was when we were both extremely wasted---but we were good friends so it was something we laughed about afterward and continued to have fun together sexually. We just never drank ourselves halfway into oblivion again before getting it on.

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trooth. those times where things are just like pigs rolling in the mud and everyone is falling off the bed and whatnot can be some of the best times.

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Originally Posted by baseline bum

But he still gave you the 40 roses, right?

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Truth.

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Originally Posted by Buddy Mignon

A bitch raked her teeth across my cock and I wasn't man enough to tell her to fucking stop.

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Ouch. And this had me laughing :lol and I will make sure my teeth never, ever get in the way.

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Originally Posted by The Reckoning

no sexual encounter is a worst experience unless it's something scarring to you psychologically. i don't get why people weigh other people in their head whenever the fact that being with someone is good enough to not constitute it as something negative. you won't ever be satisfied if you have expectations that it will be perfect.

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No one comparing.
Asking for worst and why did it make it bad encounter.
I don't seek perfection . Never have. Never will.

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Originally Posted by mrsmaalox

I only have sex with people who I really, really like so I don't have bad experiences. Just being with them makes it good. I just want to have fun and relax. If I have a need for a perfect sexual experience, I can take care of it myself ;)

But if I had to come up with one time it was bad was when we were both extremely wasted---but we were good friends so it was something we laughed about afterward and continued to have fun together sexually. We just never drank ourselves halfway into oblivion again before getting it on.

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:toast

Leykis once said elder/more experienced bitches are the best partners for starters because they are experienced and they know how to avoid embarrassment.

It was my very first time, I was 17 she was 19, I was so excited....jab jab jabjabjab...squirt!

- Booty call thot vomited around my dick, in my car, after I scooped her when she left the club...

- I was hooking up with a fuck friend and we were both faded, I licked her pussy a bit, I turned her around, and she had a little piece of poop stuck in the crack area..I stopped, obviously:lol..we were still fuck friends following that incident, though, no lie, everybody has their embarrasing moments:lol..

- A girlfriend was giving me brains and I was close to nutting, she put her finger in my ass, and ya, I hadn't wiped thoroughly or showered that day:lol..I was genuinely embarrassed, tbh..

- In HS, girlfriend's mom walked in on me eating her daughter's pussy..very awkward for the next few weeks..

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Originally Posted by Avante

It was my very first time, I was 17 she was 19, I was so excited....jab jab jabjabjab...squirt!

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17... wow!!! You were a late bloomer.

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Originally Posted by baseline bum

But he still gave you the 40 roses, right?

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Inb4

"I dont do 40 rose specials. Good service isn't cheap, and cheap service isn't good"

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Originally Posted by Avante

It was my very first time, I was 17 she was 19, I was so excited....jab jab jabjabjab...squirt!

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:smchode:
:vomit:

doing a ho who just layed there like a starfish, pimp had to replace her after walking out cause i was too big apparently...

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Originally Posted by Malik Hairston

- Booty call thot vomited around my dick, in my car, after I scooped her when she left the club...

- I was hooking up with a fuck friend and we were both faded, I licked her pussy a bit, I turned her around, and she had a little piece of poop stuck in the crack area..I stopped, obviously:lol..we were still fuck friends following that incident, though, no lie, everybody has their embarrasing moments:lol..

- A girlfriend was giving me brains and I was close to nutting, she put her finger in my ass, and ya, I hadn't wiped thoroughly or showered that day:lol..I was genuinely embarrassed, tbh..

- In HS, girlfriend's mom walked in on me eating her daughter's pussy..very awkward for the next few weeks..

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Last one's gotta be made up :lol

:lol I wish, tbh..I was still fully clothed, at least..

My girlfriend was naked on her bed, though..her mom just closed the door immediately and we were afraid to go downstairs, waited it out until her mom went to sleep:lol..

how about going to a club, and the ugliest looking girl in the club, friend tells the group he fcked her when he was drunk then next day he fucked her again, seems like 2 fridgets to me, but when the group was looking at the girl he described, we just wanted to leave the club....

while inside the club, another friend was gettin a beat down by security for no apparent reason besides being the odd one out of the whole club...

wish i had a funny failure story... not yet at least. so worst would prob just be the first time simply due to duration and the ensuing awkwardess

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Originally Posted by baseline bum

But he still gave you the 40 roses, right?

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:lmao cold fucking blooded mane

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Originally Posted by KarmaKarma

we have all had such encounters :depressed
mine being a younger guy with awkward hip movements ! :lol
i am not sure if it was the fact he was younger and less experienced or the fact he just plainly sucked in bed . shame. :rolleyes

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I went in to eat this bitches ass with a stopped up nose....since I couldn't really smell it I felt the taste of battery acid on my tongue.....I ran to the rest room and scoped immediately...

another time I almost threw up in this bitch's smelly pussy as I started to go in

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Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

I went in to eat this bitches ass with a stopped up nose....since I couldn't really smell it I felt the taste of battery acid on my tongue.....I ran to the rest room and scoped immediately...

another time I almost threw up in this bitch's smelly pussy as I started to go in

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Stop fucking fat [email protected] and family members.

would u guys insert into it after many man has gone in b4 you, where the cum is still inside

i dont know if u guys have a fetish of another mans cum in there using it as lube

then going into that ass where she bleeds, then tells u go finish it in the bathroom

do you clean of ur ridden infested dick that has another mans sperm all over it, covered with shit and blood? or you just use that as lube while jerking off in the bathroom cause u didnt get to finish the job...

u know who im talking about if you know what i mean

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Originally Posted by TDMVPDPOY

would u guys insert into it after many man has gone in b4 you, where the cum is still inside

i dont know if u guys have a fetish of another mans cum in there using it as lube

then going into that ass where she bleeds, then tells u go finish it in the bathroom

do you clean of ur ridden infested dick that has another mans sperm all over it, covered with shit and blood? or you just use that as lube while jerking off in the bathroom cause u didnt get to finish the job...

u know who im talking about if you know what i mean

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What.
I read this 3 times . and I still couldn't wrap my brain around semen sharing. Gross.

But if you screw whores... Then what do you expect ?
A women will never tell. Who what where and when . never. :nope:nope:nope

I was doing a chick doggy style and she farted. Kinda ruined the moment for me.

doggy ain't never the right choice in Portland, to begin with... bitch was lucky she didn't break her knees which she laid against the floor bearing half her body weight.

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Originally Posted by TDMVPDPOY

would u guys insert into it after many man has gone in b4 you, where the cum is still inside

i dont know if u guys have a fetish of another mans cum in there using it as lube

then going into that ass where she bleeds, then tells u go finish it in the bathroom

do you clean of ur ridden infested dick that has another mans sperm all over it, covered with shit and blood? or you just use that as lube while jerking off in the bathroom cause u didnt get to finish the job...

u know who im talking about if you know what i mean

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:lmao what the fuck dude

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Originally Posted by DMC

:lmao what the fuck dude

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KarmaKarma was talkin about kirby hahahaha

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Originally Posted by TDMVPDPOY

KarmaKarma was talkin about kirby hahahaha

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What if he was jerking off with a shit, blood and semen covered dick and there were some residual peanuts and he cut himself. Could he get infected and if so, which fluid would most likely be the culprit?

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Originally Posted by DMC

What if he was jerking off with a shit, blood and semen covered dick and there were some residual peanuts and he cut himself. Could he get infected and if so, which fluid would most likely be the culprit?

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probably explains why his shooting hand is fcked up....

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Originally Posted by tlongII

I was doing a chick doggy style and she farted. Kinda ruined the moment for me.

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this has happened more than once, but cmon man you gotta keep pounding the rock

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Originally Posted by spurraider21

this has happened more than once, but cmon man you gotta keep pounding the rock

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i dont get tlongII the wanker, he has no problem drinking coffee made from animal droppins, that fart would be like a aroma to him

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Originally Posted by spurraider21

this has happened more than once, but cmon man you gotta keep pounding the rock

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Did the dude behind you get upset?

:lol asshole

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Originally Posted by DMC

Did the dude behind you get upset?

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yes I did

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Originally Posted by DMC

Did the dude behind you get upset?

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:lmao :lmao

I think it was the second time I went out with this woman. We went to a club and she kept joking about giving me a blow job. We walked to my Jeep with my tent pitched and me thinking "I like when it's this easy". We get inside she unzips me and pulls out the Johnson. She was terrible at it! A close second is the bounce-back after my first marriage. She was okay but it was all about mogambo at that point.

I was pretty young at the time and I finally started smashing on my gf at the time. I was a junior in high school and she was a year older. So she was cowboying that shit and she squirted. Being that I had limited experience and hadn't seen a squirt porn in my life, I was initially pissed that she pissed on my bed. She was pretty embarrassed that happened and took off bawling. Come to find out that it happens and I apologized and God bless teenage female minds...she was excited that I got over the ignorance and embraced the showers.

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Originally Posted by The Gemini Method

I was pretty young at the time and I finally started smashing on my gf at the time. I was a junior in high school and she was a year older. So she was cowboying that shit and she squirted. Being that I had limited experience and hadn't seen a squirt porn in my life, I was initially pissed that she pissed on my bed. She was pretty embarrassed that happened and took off bawling. Come to find out that it happens and I apologized and God bless teenage female minds...she was excited that I got over the ignorance and embraced the showers.

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:lol

I hate when some women can't take the dick, after they already talked shit, and tell you not to go too deep. Hitting her wall does not feel pleasant.

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Originally Posted by tlongII

I was doing a chick doggy style and she farted. Kinda ruined the moment for me.

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aweeeeeee.

one of my biggest fear , tbh

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Originally Posted by DMC

Did the dude behind you get upset?

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haha... :downspin:

I was making buttsex to this black chick and was about to cum but couldn't. When I pulled my dick out, there was a piece of corn stuck in the end. She began jacking me off and when I came, the corn shot out of there like a bullet and it hit my pet bird in the head and killed it.

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Originally Posted by gameFACE

I think it was the second time I went out with this woman. We went to a club and she kept joking about giving me a blow job. We walked to my Jeep with my tent pitched and me thinking "I like when it's this easy". We get inside she unzips me and pulls out the Johnson. She was terrible at it! A close second is the bounce-back after my first marriage. She was okay but it was all about mogambo at that point.

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terrible bj? ouch.
well we all have to start somewhere , don't we ? :baby

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Originally Posted by cantthinkofanything

I was making buttsex to this black chick and was about to cum but couldn't. When I pulled my dick out, there was a piece of corn stuck in the end. She began jacking me off and when I came, the corn shot out of there like a bullet and it hit my pet bird in the head and killed it.

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wtf. corn huh? watermelon seed too?
this sounds extreme. comically extreme.
ouch. killer :shootme

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Originally Posted by KarmaKarma

wtf. corn huh? watermelon seed too?
this sounds extreme. comically extreme.
ouch. killer :shootme

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It wasn't that bad. Only thing the parrot could say was "smelly ni66ers". It made it damn uncomfortable when my posse was around.

Was about to get busy with this one girl.....she was pulling her dress over her giant mound of hair she had on her dome. The damn dress got stuck on her head and she was running around my room trying to pry it off as I was molesting her titties. She had biguns too. Basically there was ass, tiggo bitties, dress and massive amounts of hair flying around my crib. Not really the worst encounter, but gottdayum funny.

Now this is a bad encounter. I was dating this girl from Barcelona Spain, actually this was the first time we were to bump monsters......we got with it, and I pulled out and skeeted on her stomach. I got up to get a towel and clean her drenched tummy up and lo and behold when I returned, my skeet was gone. I came up with 3 possibilities, she scouped it up and ate it, she shoved it in her choo-choo, or she wiped that shit on my curtains. I have no idea which ending happened.

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Originally Posted by lebomb

Was about to get busy with this one girl.....she was pulling her dress over her giant mound of hair she had on her dome. The damn dress got stuck on her head and she was running around my room trying to pry it off as I was molesting her titties. She had biguns too. Basically there was ass, tiggo bitties, dress and massive amounts of hair flying around my crib. Not really the worst encounter, but gottdayum funny.

Now this is a bad encounter. I was dating this girl from Barcelona Spain, actually this was the first time we were to bump monsters......we got with it, and I pulled out and skeeted on her stomach. I got up to get a towel and clean her drenched tummy up and lo and behold when I returned, my skeet was gone. I came up with 3 possibilities, she scouped it up and ate it, she shoved it in her choo-choo, or she wiped that shit on my curtains. I have no idea which ending happened.

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Or she saved it and froze it to get pregnant later. :lol

Welcome back my nigga

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Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

Or she saved it and froze it to get pregnant later. :lol

Welcome back my nigga

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you think she had time to do that? in the time it took him to get a towel?

She absorbed it into her uterus and got the preggers.

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Originally Posted by lebomb

Was about to get busy with this one girl.....she was pulling her dress over her giant mound of hair she had on her dome. The damn dress got stuck on her head and she was running around my room trying to pry it off as I was molesting her titties. She had biguns too. Basically there was ass, tiggo bitties, dress and massive amounts of hair flying around my crib. Not really the worst encounter, but gottdayum funny.

Now this is a bad encounter. I was dating this girl from Barcelona Spain, actually this was the first time we were to bump monsters......we got with it, and I pulled out and skeeted on her stomach. I got up to get a towel and clean her drenched tummy up and lo and behold when I returned, my skeet was gone. I came up with 3 possibilities, she scouped it up and ate it, she shoved it in her choo-choo, or she wiped that shit on my curtains. I have no idea which ending happened.

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HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA. GEEEZZZUSSSSS. :lol

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Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

Or she saved it and froze it to get pregnant later. :lol

Welcome back my nigga

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lesson learned:
never leave a woman with semen alone. ever.

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Originally Posted by cantthinkofanything

you think she had time to do that? in the time it took him to get a towel?

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yep...google how to steal cum....them bitches move quick...she prolly had a petri dish or zip lock baggie on the side of the bed...:lol

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Originally Posted by baseline bum

But he still gave you the 40 roses, right?

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50 butterflies, sweetie.

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Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

I went in to eat this bitches ass with a stopped up nose....since I couldn't really smell it I felt the taste of battery acid on my tongue.....I ran to the rest room and scoped immediately...

another time I almost threw up in this bitch's smelly pussy as I started to go in

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Pretty fucking repulsive.

I fucked a Filipina this one time. I will never forget dat bush. Anyways bitch wouldn't move she'd just lay there making these faces. So when I asked her what was wrong if she was cuming or something she goes, "I came a long time ago buddy". Never will forget that bush. It overwhelmed me as I pulled down her underwear tbh.

Nothing special imho Asian bitches never shave their bushes, that's why an experienced playa wouldn't pull down bitch's underwear in a rush, instead he would sneak a finger or hand under it to check the bush, as well as the humidity and flexibility of her pussy. But after you pull down her panties without checking first, it's too late to pull them back up.

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Originally Posted by Franklin

Nothing special imho Asian bitches never shave their bushes, that's why an experienced playa wouldn't pull down bitch's underwear in a rush, instead he would sneak a finger or hand under it to check the bush, as well as the humidity and flexibility of her pussy. But after you pull down her panties without checking first, it's too late to pull them back up.

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Epic strategy.:worthy:

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Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

yep...google how to steal cum....them bitches move quick...she prolly had a petri dish or zip lock baggie on the side of the bed...:lol

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lol @ petri dish. :lol

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Originally Posted by KarmaKarma

lol @ petri dish. :lol

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Hey babe are you a cum snatcher?...you seem to think this shit is cute :lol

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Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

Hey babe are you a cum snatcher?...you seem to think this shit is cute :lol

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Nooo babe ,actually i am not.

I am in no need to snatch some semen.
opposite actually ! I have men wanting to penetrate such in my fallopian tubes :makeout :nope

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Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

yep...google how to steal cum....them bitches move quick...she prolly had a petri dish or zip lock baggie on the side of the bed...:lol

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Maybe...did she have a big Afro?

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Originally Posted by KarmaKarma

terrible bj? ouch.
well we all have to start somewhere , don't we ? :baby

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Practice makes perfect.

Why am I getting the vibe that KarmaKarma is really Mouse trying to catfish someone like Paul George. :lmao

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Originally Posted by lebomb

Was about to get busy with this one girl.....she was pulling her dress over her giant mound of hair she had on her dome. The damn dress got stuck on her head and she was running around my room trying to pry it off as I was molesting her titties. She had biguns too. Basically there was ass, tiggo bitties, dress and massive amounts of hair flying around my crib. Not really the worst encounter, but gottdayum funny.

Now this is a bad encounter. I was dating this girl from Barcelona Spain, actually this was the first time we were to bump monsters......we got with it, and I pulled out and skeeted on her stomach. I got up to get a towel and clean her drenched tummy up and lo and behold when I returned, my skeet was gone. I came up with 3 possibilities, she scouped it up and ate it, she shoved it in her choo-choo, or she wiped that shit on my curtains. I have no idea which ending happened.

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No... you shot blanks, pal.

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Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

Why am I getting the vibe that KarmaKarma is really Mouse trying to catfish someone like Paul George. :lmao

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I actually thought Karma was Clippa fan.

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Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

Why am I getting the vibe that KarmaKarma is really Mouse trying to catfish someone like Paul George. :lmao

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What? What do you want to know... Simply ask son. ;)

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Originally Posted by Buddy Mignon

I actually thought Karma was Clippa fan.

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What? who is that? This forum is not my daily as most of you...so I'm utterly confused.

I take it no one has ever had their partner shart all over them? Lol

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Originally Posted by TE

I take it no one has ever had their partner shart all over them? Lol

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Oh god no. But oh no.it does remind me...infamous bj encounter
i was giving oral to my bf of four yrs...going down south...tea bagging...workin it
Then i got i could smell poop...maybe poop residual in anus?
Wtffffff . i felt nauseated ,Its like he didn't wipe properly. I was disgusted without a doubt. But didn't have the heart to say. It was just an unexpected I need to go pee excuse me moment.
How could I ever ever forget.

The first broad I smashed had the worst bush seen to date.. that shit was all whispy, matted/twisted in some places because of the wetness..not only did she have a demonic bush, she had the loosest pussy ever. Standing up and fucking the air would have caused more friction. I remember being discouraged and thinking all pussy would be that wack.

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The first broad I smashed had the worst bush seen to date.. that shit was all whispy, matted/twisted in some places because of the wetness..not only did she have a demonic bush, she had the loosest pussy ever. Standing up and fucking the air would have caused more friction. I remember being discouraged and thinking all pussy would be that wack.

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lol what a terrible way to lose that virginity. i also hate bushes tbh


First time I fucked was at a water park in the pool. Shit was weird as fuck

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Originally Posted by TE

lol what a terrible way to lose that virginity. i also hate bushes tbh


First time I fucked was at a water park in the pool. Shit was weird as fuck

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Puro Super Splash o que??:lol

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Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

Puro Super Splash o que??:lol

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Yeah :lmao

Damn bro you know what I'm talking about. Remember that huge wavy pool that generated big ass waves? :lol

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Originally Posted by TE

lol what a terrible way to lose that virginity. i also hate bushes tbh


First time I fucked was at a water park in the pool. Shit was weird as fuck

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Didn't stop me from "bragging" for the next week at least, tbqh.

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Yeah :lmao

Damn bro you know what I'm talking about. Remember that huge wavy pool that generated big ass waves? :lol

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:lolVaguely, tbh. Shit was so long ago I could be thinking of another place. You got down in that thing?:lol

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Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

:lolVaguely, tbh. Shit was so long ago I could be thinking of another place. You got down in that thing?:lol

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Yeah it was weird as fuck. Fingered then got down, first time doing both of those for me, tbh. surprisingly nobody was near our area...

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Originally Posted by DJR210

The first broad I smashed had the worst bush seen to date.. that shit was all whispy, matted/twisted in some places because of the wetness..not only did she have a demonic bush, she had the loosest pussy ever. Standing up and fucking the air would have caused more friction. I remember being discouraged and thinking all pussy would be that wack.

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sad so sad.
Lol endlessly with your DEMONIC BUSH! Please tell me she was young back in the day...and didn't know better loose vagina? You mean she had an outie vagina?

Speaking of ugly . I did have a penis once that had a mole on the shaft. Justawkward . my first & only mole penis. Not a small mole either. Just made me think of mole rubbing against inside of me. Or when i had him in my mouth...that mole would fall out iny mouth and Iwould swallow the mole. Hahaha kidding but yes frightening mole penis.
I couldn't complain sex was actually mind blowing. With mole and all...

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Originally Posted by TE

lol what a terrible way to lose that virginity. i also hate bushes tbh


First time I fucked was at a water park in the pool. Shit was weird as fuck

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Indeed. Terrible
Laser hair removal is the way.

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Originally Posted by KarmaKarma

sad so sad.
Lol endlessly with your DEMONIC BUSH! Please tell me she was young back in the day...and didn't know better loose vagina? You mean she had an outie vagina?

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I don't know what the fuck you just said tbh. Are you even legally allowed to talk about sex in China?

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pics or gtfo imo

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Originally Posted by cantthinkofanything

I was making buttsex to this black chick and was about to cum but couldn't. When I pulled my dick out, there was a piece of corn stuck in the end. She began jacking me off and when I came, the corn shot out of there like a bullet and it hit my pet bird in the head and killed it.

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:lol

Fucking my girlfriend in her SUV. Hot summer night in AZ. Fully naked quickie session. Doggie. Gettin it on good and we're in a full sweat. After about 10 minutes i start to feel my nutsack tingle and burn a little...but i ignore the sensation because well...i'm busy and maybe its a rash cuz i'm REALLY giving it to her.
Shit REALLY starts to burn though and it's painful. I finally finish. I'm dripping with sweat and i reach down to my sack and the fucking nicotine patch i was wearing on my upper chest had slipped all the way down and stuck to my ballsack.

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Originally Posted by mojorizen7

Fucking my girlfriend in her SUV. Hot summer night in AZ. Fully naked quickie session. Doggie. Gettin it on good and we're in a full sweat. After about 10 minutes i start to feel my nutsack tingle and burn a little...but i ignore the sensation because well...i'm busy and maybe its a rash cuz i'm REALLY giving it to her.
Shit REALLY starts to burn though and it's painful. I finally finish. I'm dripping with sweat and i reach down to my sack and the fucking nicotine patch i was wearing on my upper chest had slipped all the way down and stuck to my ballsack.

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:lmao

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Originally Posted by DJR210

I don't know what the fuck you just said tbh. Are you even legally allowed to talk about sex in China?

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Whaaa?
China.
Please.
That is all.

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Originally Posted by chunticakes

I fucked a Filipina this one time. I will never forget dat bush. Anyways bitch wouldn't move she'd just lay there making these faces. So when I asked her what was wrong if she was cuming or something she goes, "I came a long time ago buddy". Never will forget that bush. It overwhelmed me as I pulled down her underwear tbh.

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:lmao

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Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

I went in to eat this bitches ass with a stopped up nose....since I couldn't really smell it I felt the taste of battery acid on my tongue.....I ran to the rest room and scoped immediately...

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:rollin

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Originally Posted by TDMVPDPOY

would u guys insert into it after many man has gone in b4 you, where the cum is still inside

i dont know if u guys have a fetish of another mans cum in there using it as lube

then going into that ass where she bleeds, then tells u go finish it in the bathroom

do you clean of ur ridden infested dick that has another mans sperm all over it, covered with shit and blood? or you just use that as lube while jerking off in the bathroom cause u didnt get to finish the job...

u know who im talking about if you know what i mean

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underrated post imo

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Originally Posted by spurraider21

this has happened more than once, but cmon man you gotta keep pounding the rock

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Originally Posted by DMC

Did the dude behind you get upset?

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It ruined the moment:

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Originally Posted by tlongII

I was doing a chick doggy style and she farted. Kinda ruined the moment for me.

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:lol