1. Kobe - 5,677 (and counting)
2. Kareem - 5,660
3. MJ - 5,633
4. Mailman - 5,428
5. Wilt - 4,643
The "Ballhog" is #1. Discuss this shiiiiiiiiiiit! :toast
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1. Kobe - 5,677 (and counting)
2. Kareem - 5,660
3. MJ - 5,633
4. Mailman - 5,428
5. Wilt - 4,643
The "Ballhog" is #1. Discuss this shiiiiiiiiiiit! :toast
can you post their amount of games played? thanks. not to mention all his airballs that Shaq/Pau tip-dunked that the league mistakenly credited as assists :lol
Well he did play with the most dominant offensive force of all-time for the first half of his career...
Most bricks in NBA historyPERIOD
What about turnovers??
The OP comment is akin to saying "she's got a great personality". It's a consolation for not winning. Let's be honest here, if you're going this far to the bottom of the barrel for kudos, you're pretty much done.
:lol at the hate spewing from these corn fed fatnecks :lmao
Color Sergeant
Kiss the rings, lottery guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
He also played with the likes of Kwame, Smush, Brian Cook, Puke Walton, and Chris fucking Mihm. :downspin: that shiiiiiiiiiiit sonQuote:
Originally Posted by Leetonidas
You're light 11 tbh. Kobe's rang totals = Sp*rs entire franchise rang totals :downspin:Quote:
Originally Posted by DMC
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Originally Posted by DMC
Kobe played only 6 games last year. Yet, he's still #1 :)Quote:
Originally Posted by spurraider21
Kobe 5, Clippers :lmao - Shhhhh! :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Clipper Nation
More assists and points than DuncanPERIOD. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by moisaenz
Too bad it's a team sport, because last time I checked number one teams didn't get lottery picks.Quote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
You can have that. I'll take:::Quote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
Spurs: champs
Lakers: Lottery
cHeat disbanded. Are y'all finally gonna repeat? Put det shit on record son.Quote:
Originally Posted by DMC
:lol - that's cool. By my basic math, 16 minus 5 equals 11. You are all light 11, correct? :downspin:Quote:
Originally Posted by DMC
You guys gonna lottery repeat?
And you are light 10 or 11 yourself, thanks to Boston. By my math, "Join Date 01-01-2010" makes you a Post MVPau squatter and the Spurs have the same number of titles the Lakers do since that time. Also, you're here trying to troll your hero around like a late model Ali, all shakey and slick faced and shit, but your team hasn't been worth a fuck since June 2010. That's going on 5 years ya know.Quote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
Post their career games played you imbecileQuote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
Dmc always chooses the spurs opponent tbh :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
Maybe - maybe not. But if y'all don't repeat, I got jokes. There is NO reason not to tbh. I'll have another * waiting for that azz. :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by baseline bum
Answer the question for det gutless chickenshit. Unless you sit down to take a piss too? :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by spurraider21
Kobe's not #1 on the all-time played games list, yet he racked up the most assistesis in that 30K club. Neal with that shiiiiiiiiiiit. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by spurraider21
Kobe also has more career rebounds than Anthony Davis.Quote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
I joined Spurs Talk as soon as I heard a few LGers talking shit about this "cesspool" of a site. I've posted here way more ever since.Quote:
Originally Posted by DMC
Trust me, had I known about ST back in the day, I woulda BEEN here. Real talk.
He also played with the likes of Pau Gasol, Andrew Bynum, Lamar Odom, and Ron ArtestQuote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
Chickenshit farmer. I'll tell you what, put the seat UP when you finish taking a piss. SMHQuote:
Originally Posted by spurraider21
:lol needing 5+ years on Jordan to achieve this but still not passing him in pointsQuote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
And coached by Dumnleavy, Del Harris, Rudy T, Magic (:lol), Hamblen, Potato Head, and Pringles. Shhhhhh !Quote:
Originally Posted by Leetonidas
He would have passed him last year, early in the season if not for the Achilles injury. What's your point? He just delayed the inevitable. :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Leetonidas
:lolKQuote:
Originally Posted by spurraider21
:lol most of his career spent with the GOAT coachQuote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
Point being that Jordan did that in much less time making Kobe's feats no where near as impressive.Quote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
:lol #1 all-time in missed FGs. :downspin: that shit
Pop held Tammy's purse the whole time. Won 50 games all but 1 year*. Yet never repeated as champion. Until...this year? :downspin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Leetonidas
Boiled down:::
Duncan: 5/3/2
the tired old shitbag: 5/2/1
Duncan > Kobe
:lol - amongst players who have at least 5 rangs, Tammy is #1 in the never repeated categ:lolryQuote:
Originally Posted by Leetonidas
:lol clinging to arbitrary stats
All that matters is:::
Duncan: 5/3/2
the tired old shitbag: 5/2/1
Duncan > Kobe
Are y'all repeating this year or is this your game jersey?Quote:
Originally Posted by Leetonidas
http://theassociation.blogs.com/the_...d_ah1904_1.jpg
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**No repeatsPERIOD.Quote:
Originally Posted by Leetonidas
Even the Rockettes repeated. LMFAO
Boiled down:::Quote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
Duncan: 5/3/2
the tired old shitbag: 5/2/1
Duncan > Kobe
Leetonidas squirming like his hemorrhoids are flaring the fuck up. :lmao
Squirm motherfucker, squirrrrrrrrrm! :lmao
The Roll CallQuote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
http://lh5.ggpht.com/--wq4KLAkVVs/UD...jpg?imgmax=800
:rollin :lmao :rollinQuote:
Originally Posted by Thread
Chaaaaaarge! :lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Thread
Boiled down, Kobe is nowhere near MJ. Will need like 6-7 extra seasons to pass him in points, will never catch in other stats ('ships, finals MVP's, MVP's). Kobe's not even the best player of his generation, he wasn't even the best player of the Lakers for half of his career.
Of course he has more assists. He's always needed his teammates to carry him to a title.
You are DUMB. No wonder you're still a GNSFag. Shit! :lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by dunkman
Kobrick is the 2nd best sidekick of All Time,,,,no denying that but he'll need another title if he wants to catch Pippen regardless how many points he has.
13 > 5*.... "shhhhh" indeed, Oribe :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
*role-player rings
I'm just waiting for Kirbystan to start bragging that Kirby scored more points last year than Wiggins or Jabari have scored in their whole careers :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by spurraider21
When y'all gonna hang dem 13 banners son?Quote:
Originally Posted by Clipper Nation
Y'all are getting sad :lol c'mon son you're better than that. Lakerfans used to do nothing but parrot 5>4 constantly and now you're making threads about the players with 30,000 points with the most assists...Quote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
smh
MJ is a legend.
Kobe is a legend.
TD, Manu, Parker, Robinson are not. Or you may call them half legend.
http://priuschat.com/attachments/not...ous-jpg.64335/Quote:
Originally Posted by wanggi
Ball hog stat whores can easily rack up assists. It's the most overrated stat in basketball and doesn't really define a player's selfishness/unselfishness.
Allen Iverson has 5624 Assists, he can't have been a ballhog right?
Cool 16 rings smack talk, as if you little dipshits were alive for all of those.
Do I need to search all your posts to find complaints on how you said Enrique plays too much hero ball and wouldn't pass (which, I don't know, led to assists)? Yet you tryna tell me assists are overrated? :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by midnightpulp
Team ball and making the extra pass led to the destruction of the cHeat and 5. But assists are overrated! :lol
I could go on and on. On the one hand, y'all call him a selfish Ballhog. On the other hand, getting assists don't matter. Because the stat is overrated? :lol - yet you use Chimpy Hollinger's PER stat in many of your arguments? :lolK mid
See: Rondo's whole careerQuote:
Originally Posted by midnightpulp
I'd imagine Kirby doesn't get a lot of "hockey assists" (passes that set up teammates' assists), tbh....
He assisted the Lakers all the way to the lottery, good job irrelevant scrub.
Post MVPauQuote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
What about blocks and rebounds?Quote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
Riiiiiiiiiight. :tuQuote:
Originally Posted by DMC
Conveniently moving goalposts again, huh? :lol The "BallBallhog" averages more assistesis than Duncan career wise and scored more points than he EVER will. Neal with it s:lolnQuote:
Originally Posted by xellos88330
Duncan still owns the 5>0 alpha stick. -10000 points for that post, s:lolnQuote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
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Originally Posted by LkrFan
Games played:
Kobrick: 1245
MJ: 1072
173 (2+ seasons) extra games played and still behind in points
I am not moving goal posts. Just bringing the rest of the field into view.Quote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
After all, most Laker fans have difficulty seeing it. Just trying to educate you so you aren't lumped in with them. That is all. :toast:
:lol :tuQuote:
Originally Posted by xellos88330
You're not saying much son. Kobe wasn't a full-time starter from the beginning like MJ - very idiotic of Del Harris. Kobe was the first starting all star guard that didn't even start for his own team. :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by 007nites
Had he played more minutes his first couple years and more than 6 games last year, he would have been passed MJ.
Del Harris was smart enough to know that Kirby was a role playerPERIOD :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
-9000 points for that excuse :lol
Yet the Lakers didn't win until they "drafted" Kobe and traded Eddie. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Clipper Nation
CN just got his dick knocked into the dirt.Quote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
ha, ha.
Adam Morrison has more rings than the crippers. You should be shamed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clipper Nation
^ This faggot went into hiding from when Duncan won #5 until now :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by KobeOwnsDuncan
:lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Thread
Assists do not equal passing.Quote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
Wilt Chamberlain "led the league in assists," but he would often pass up open shots in favor of recording an assist. I'll also never forget Sebastian Telfair breaking the McDonald's All America game assist record by doing the exact same shit. Same with "Kobe Johnson."
Assists per game don't define how good or bad a playmaker is. Larry Bird was nearly as good a playmaker as Magic, but never got close to Magic's APG averages.
We don't complain about Parker for not passing, we complain when he overdribbles and allows the ball to stick. If he overdribbles for 12 seconds and then passes the ball, it's still heroball and selfish, despite him "unselfishly" giving the ball up.
Kobe isn't a bad playmaker, but citing his career assist total isn't really evidence of anything.
How many of those assists were racked up when he refused to shoot in the second half of that game 7 vs the suns to prove a point?
This thread enlightened me that tiny archibald is it a ball hog because he got 6000+ assists.
Lakers didn't win until they signed Shaq and traded for Gasol,,,,Kobrick was given an opportunity to be the Alpha male when neither was on the team and he failed miserably.Quote:
Originally Posted by LkrFan
He didn't fail at all instead God dominated the league when he didn't have Shaq or Gasol. The refs cheated the Lakers in '06 had they not called some bs calls in that game 6 than God would have gone all the way to the finals that year.Quote:
Originally Posted by HemisfairArena
some dumb neckbeards in this thread