Lol MMA

Real fights have no rules. I would dribble punch a dudes balls to death or bite his ear off without hesitation to win in a real fight. Just sayin...

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Originally Posted by hehateme

Real fights have no rules. I would dribble punch a dudes balls to death or bite his ear off without hesitation to win in a real fight. Just sayin...

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Originally Posted by hehateme

Real fights have no rules. I would dribble punch a dudes balls to death or bite his ear off without hesitation to win in a real fight. Just sayin...

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In a real fight with no rules the fighter with the most weapons in his arsenal wins easily. Just saying.

In a fight: Wrestling > Boxing

I grew up in a town with one of the most prestigious wrestling High Schools in California. This trickled down so our school had a reputation with the surrounding schools and usually won Party Fights.

The real question is who would win in a fight...thebesteva or dbreiden.

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Originally Posted by chunticakes

The real question is who would win in a fight...thebesteva or dbreiden.

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I'm a 30 year old doctor, I have a decent salary, I have a nice condo in LA, and my current gf is pretty hot. On the other hand, Im pretty sure dbreiden is a failure of a human being given that he is passionately defending half naked men. :lol

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Originally Posted by Thebesteva

I'm a 30 year old doctor, I have a decent salary, I have a nice condo in LA, and my current gf is pretty hot. On the other hand, Im pretty sure dbreiden is a failure of a human being given that he is passionately defending half naked men. :lol

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:lol..

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Originally Posted by Thebesteva

I'm a 30 year old doctor, I have a decent salary, I have a nice condo in LA, and my current gf is pretty hot. On the other hand, Im pretty sure dbreiden is a failure of a human being given that he is passionately defending half naked men. :lol

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Tbh. :lmao

GOATweather > MMGay

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Originally Posted by Thebesteva

I'm a 30 year old doctor, I have a decent salary, I have a nice condo in LA, and my current gf is pretty hot. On the other hand, Im pretty sure dbreiden is a failure of a human being given that he is passionately defending half naked men. :lol

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Make sure that if you're ever in a fight with your girlfriend watching that the other guy promises to stick just girly slaps because you won't know how to defend anything else. But I'm sure after you've gotten your ass kicked as you get up off the ground you will tell your girlfriend hey he beat me with a bunch of gay shit there was nothing I could do about it..

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Originally Posted by dbreiden83080

What is still amazing to me about some people's lack of education on mixed martial arts is that they don't seem to understand that these guys are the greatest fighters in the world. They see certain techniques that they don't understand so they immediately discount them or disrespect them. What those folks don't understand is that a Jones will absolutely dismantle and destroy any boxer on the planet that has the audacity to challenge them. I don't care who you are or how tough you believe yourself to be if you are not well trained in mma you are getting a Limb broken or you are getting choked out or you are getting knocked out whether that happens on the feet or on the ground it's going to happen if you don't know what the fuck you are doing. People still amazingly enough to me don't seem to understand this. And the sport of Mma is the sport of fighting ladies and gentlemen make no mistake about it that is what it is. If you are about to throw down with somebody in a bar fight you don't make some Gentlemans agreement not to take it to the ground or not to kick or not to use grappling techniques that is not a real fight and some people still seem to think that fighting is only about punching.

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That said, i'd still rather watch boxing. My main reason being that MMA fans remind me of crossfit junkies...they come off so righteous and self conscious about their sport that it's annoying.

I have no question that these guys are absolute beasts and are tremendous athletes, but their fans suck.

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Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

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Fake and gay

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stretch circa 2009

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Originally Posted by hehateme

Real fights have no rules. I would dribble punch a dudes balls to death or bite his ear off without hesitation to win in a real fight. Just sayin...

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Good luck on getting your teeth anywhere near an MMA fighter while conscious. If you tried stupid shit with a pro fighter they would quite literally end you, permanently if you were seriously threatening them.

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Originally Posted by johnsmith

That said, i'd still rather watch boxing. My main reason being that MMA fans remind me of crossfit junkies...they come off so righteous and self conscious about their sport that it's annoying.

I have no question that these guys are absolute beasts and are tremendous athletes, but their fans suck.

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Boxing fans aren't that great either, tbh. Most of them want to see slugfests and will boo if guys are trying to work jabs and slowly find the range.

MMA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boxing

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Originally Posted by dbreiden83080

And the sport of Mma is the sport of fighting ladies

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QFT.

:lol not surprised tlong or cryhavoc are fans of mmgay. Cryhavoc is like the prototypical mmgay fan. he plays gay videogames and watches anime and im sure he owns some faggy tapout shirts, blue jean shorts and skater shoes :lol

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Originally Posted by Cry Havoc

Good luck on getting your teeth anywhere near an MMA fighter while conscious. If you tried stupid shit with a pro fighter they would quite literally end you, permanently if you were seriously threatening them.

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Who needs to fight MMA trained people. I'm talking about fighting bums for $20 and a half eaten ham sammich.

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Originally Posted by Floyd Pacquiao

:lol not surprised tlong or cryhavoc are fans of mmgay. Cryhavoc is like the prototypical mmgay fan. he plays gay videogames and watches anime and im sure he owns some faggy tapout shirts, blue jean shorts and skater shoes :lol

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Oh look. You're bringing back middle school smack talk. That's cool. Super edgy bro.

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Originally Posted by hehateme

Who needs to fight MMA trained people. I'm talking about fighting bums for $20 and a half eaten ham sammich.

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:lol

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Originally Posted by dbreiden83080

Make sure that if you're ever in a fight with your girlfriend watching that the other guy promises to stick just girly slaps because you won't know how to defend anything else. But I'm sure after you've gotten your ass kicked as you get up off the ground you will tell your girlfriend hey he beat me with a bunch of gay shit there was nothing I could do about it..

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Originally Posted by Cry Havoc

Good luck on getting your teeth anywhere near an MMA fighter while conscious. If you tried stupid shit with a pro fighter they would quite literally end you, permanently if you were seriously threatening them.

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But it's uh GAY.. You know like when a man touches you it's gay.. Even if that man is about to break your arm in half he is still touching you so it's Gay bro..

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Originally Posted by Cry Havoc

Oh look. You're bringing back middle school smack talk. That's cool. Super edgy bro.

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When all else fails bust out the 7th grade playbook..

Not sure how any type of beating the fuck out of someone is considering gay tbh.

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