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Need one of his signature move tbh
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i would shit on it
I admit I chuckled. Poor bastard will never live his stone hands down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mugen
Nono, this was totally unecessary.
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Originally Posted by Mugen
He's like "What happened? The ball was just here a second ago".
I still hope that one of those quick passes by Manu will somehow break his fingers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mugen
A lil bit of humor is always necessary in the offseason, IMOQuote:
Originally Posted by littlecoyotecoin
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Originally Posted by O_V
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Originally Posted by O_V
Id vote for a statue of him clapping hands in disgust with himself...ball 3 feet from him on ground.
He sucked in the fucking summer league, the fucking summer league. Meanwhile, Baynes eating up and shitting out international competition...
Fuck.
Ok, Ok, if you insist. But, I hope some of you guys kicking him while he's down accidentally kick him in the hand and break your feet.Quote:
Originally Posted by ElNono
Can't wait for the unveiling of this statue. I heard it's all going made of bronze......except for the hands.
I think some low hanging fruit has been missed, here.Quote:
Originally Posted by gospursgojas
Ayres *is* a statue. Just have him stand outside the ATT and have kids throw passes to him. When they sail by, pigeons will even be convinced. Condition the hand-clapping response out of him and, boom, $1.8 million dollar statue. Hang a brass plaque: "St. Ayers - Manos de Piedra". Puro San Antonio. Ayer, the perfect saintly name for him, for if you wanted him to catch a pass today, you would have had to tell him yesterday.
What's the difference between the Jefferson Monument and Jeff Ayres?
jeff sucks ass
There's a chance Jefferson will catch the ball if thrown directly to him.Quote:
Originally Posted by spurs10
Will attract plenty of pigeons in a hurry...
Man, I love Ayers, but damn, that was funny. I am hoping that during the offseason somehow his hand-eye coordination is improved.
More rings than TMac.... :lobt2:
Just put the actual Jeff Ayres on a pedestal. Works exactly like a statue.
Which Jefferson? Al or Richard?Quote:
Originally Posted by spurs10
This sounds like the start of a good joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by spurs10
Get it done
Jeff Ayres, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar...seriously I like Ayres and he seems to poke fun at himself as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spur|n|Austin
RoflmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by spurs10
Sounds great. Gets one before Kirby gets his in LA.
There you have it folks. 82 game season plus playoffs and preseason...he caught the ball 10 times.