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Need one of his signature move tbh
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i would shit on it
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Originally Posted by O_V
Id vote for a statue of him clapping hands in disgust with himself...ball 3 feet from him on ground.
He sucked in the fucking summer league, the fucking summer league. Meanwhile, Baynes eating up and shitting out international competition...
Fuck.
Can't wait for the unveiling of this statue. I heard it's all going made of bronze......except for the hands.
I think some low hanging fruit has been missed, here.
Ayres *is* a statue. Just have him stand outside the ATT and have kids throw passes to him. When they sail by, pigeons will even be convinced. Condition the hand-clapping response out of him and, boom, $1.8 million dollar statue. Hang a brass plaque: "St. Ayers - Manos de Piedra". Puro San Antonio. Ayer, the perfect saintly name for him, for if you wanted him to catch a pass today, you would have had to tell him yesterday.
What's the difference between the Jefferson Monument and Jeff Ayres?
jeff sucks ass
Will attract plenty of pigeons in a hurry...
Man, I love Ayers, but damn, that was funny. I am hoping that during the offseason somehow his hand-eye coordination is improved.
More rings than TMac.... :lobt2:
Just put the actual Jeff Ayres on a pedestal. Works exactly like a statue.
Get it done
Sounds great. Gets one before Kirby gets his in LA.
There you have it folks. 82 game season plus playoffs and preseason...he caught the ball 10 times.