Posters as NBA players, tbh..

This thread will be one to claim posters to current players..if it's an old school poster, we can entertain players from a prior generation, imo..

Harlem - Dad Killer, tbh..He has his problems, but the nigga is ruthless..all he does is win, and put the ultimate fear of competition into his competitors..game translates into any era imaginable..

DPG - Tim Duncan..consistency..greatness..a game that would translate into any era..


apalisoc - Kevin..young star that needs one of those pushes, either by luck or by having a supporting cast that benefits his game, to win that elusive championship..

thunderup - Russ Westbrook, tbh..greatness at display..doesn't give a fuck what he does, just as long as he wins..ultimate gamesmanship..

Kool - Kobe, broken down sociopath no longer curtailing other great players..now that his Laker crew is extinct, we see the sad shitbag on display..cucked by Malone, btw..

Nono - Manu..playmaking veteran..won some games, loss some games..you just know he would give it his all..

Splits - Dan Gaduric..scrub shit player that was cucked by an MMGay fighter, tbh..

spurraider21 - Ryan Hollins..scrub shitty player that's been around the league, hence Philo's post count..such a piece of shit irrelevant player on the Next Level..

FuzzyLumpkins- Jason Collins..a big black flamboyant faggot..we knew it all along..

So much more can be added to his thread, idk where to put my boy CN, tbh..out of respect, I'll let my boy pick his player..

:lmao Fuzzy :lmao..

thanks for the kind words, b...

I'm MVPau, tbh... a true alpha in every sense of the word.

Rogue/Franklin - Jeremy Lin..the ultimate scrub..

m>s - Birdman Andersen..fronted like a feared Nazi whiteboy when he's just a scrub behind all those colorful cute little tattoos..

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thunderup - Russ Westbrook, tbh..

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Rogue/Franklin - Jeremy Lin..the ultimate scrub..

m>s - Birdman Andersen..fronted like a feared Nazi whiteboy when he's just a scrub behind all those colorful cute little tattoos..

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:lmao..

spurraider21: Patrick Beverly

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Cry Havoc - Richard Jefferson..I don't have to elaborate on this any further, tbh..

Me = Dirk Nowitzki tbh. Called soft at first but proved to be one the all-time GOATs and puttin in work after all these years imo

xmas1997 = Royce White. Crybaby bitch that thought the league should bend around him and quickly got his shit pushed in

djohn2oo8 is more like Patrick Beverly, tbh..he did as much damage as he could with all those troll accounts..it didn't phase Russ one bit..Russ is still shitting on the league while Beverely rides his flaky African scrub ass on the bench..

Malik Hairston saw u deleted the NLS one... i woulda gone with Mo Williams aka thundercats

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Malik Hairston saw u deleted the NLS one... i woulda gone with Mo Williams aka thundercats

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I have a better one, just waiting..

Avante = Jason Collins. No one really cared until he came out as a pedophile and he has become a constant topic of conversation much like that faggot Collins did for a couple months before everyone realized he was trash again

Thread = Allen Iverson. Once a fierce competitor who would take on anyone and usually come out on top but ended his prime in embarrassing fashion. Much like Iverson, thought people wanted him around much more so than in reality

Brazil - Boris Diaw..nigga is chubby but can ball with great efficiency..

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djohn2oo8 is more like Patrick Beverly, tbh..he did as much damage as he could with all those troll accounts..it didn't phase Russ one bit..Russ is still shitting on the league while Beverely rides his flaky African scrub ass on the bench..

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Going months without a large contingent of posters knowing MJ was mine got boring tbh :lol

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Thread = Allen Iverson. Once a fierce competitor who would take on anyone and usually come out on top but ended his prime in embarrassing fashion. Much like Iverson, thought people wanted him around much more so than in reality

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That's actually a much better comparison than his being compared to Nash..

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Rogue/Franklin - Jeremy Lin..the ultimate scrub...

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:lol

I have to concede, this thread is pretty full of win so far :lol

Dan Gadzuric :lol

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Going months without a large contingent of posters knowing MJ was mine got boring tbh :lol

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pretty sure besteva still thinks Harlem is running MJ tbh :lol

ChumpDumper - Mix of Bill and Luke Walton..

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pretty sure besteva still thinks Harlem is running MJ tbh :lol

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:lol yeah he made a thread and everything accusing me of being Harlem. And then went into a weird meltdown about protein shakes.

Shadowflamer/ Reck - Raymond Felton..

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ChumpDumper - Mix of Bill and Luke Walton..

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Bill? :lmao

More like Luke Nigga

I'm almost positive Rogues is another Harlem troll. This thread proves my suspicion, tbh.

timvp = Derrick Rose. :cry It Still Hurts :cry

Mono - Mark Cuban..more than a player, tbh..one of the richest realest playas out there..

Dirk4MVP - Don Nelson, boy could play and coach..

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I'm almost positive Rogues is another Harlem troll. This thread proves my suspicion, tbh.

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and who's the brainiac hiding behind this account literally dedicated to another poster?

Kool Bob Love - Byron Mullens..
LkrFan - Robert Sacre..

Hoops Czar - Kendrick Perkins..

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and who's the brainiac hiding behind this account literally dedicated to another poster?

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Why don't you ask yo mama!

Spurraider21 = RJ's Daddy

:lol

Mignightpulp is Pop with the constant ownage. Jamstone, the ultimate troll is Phil Jackson.

[email protected] being Tammy when he comes up to Tammys knees.

jeebus - Jeff Ayres

DeadlyDynasty- Tony Parker

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Mignightpulp is Pop with the constant ownage. Jamstone, the ultimate troll is Phil Jackson.

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[email protected] midnight pulp being a zit face and ugly as fuck.

Hey Kool I was actually going to loop you in with Robert Sacre..you should feel lucky that you weren't as insulted..

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Kool Bob Love - Byron Mullens..
LkrFan - Robert Sacre..

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Rouges = Ronny Seikly

Findog is Dirk tbh. Agree with mono as Cuban.

DMC is Shaq tbh.

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Hey Kool I was actually going to loop you in with Robert Sacre..you should feel lucky that you weren't as insulted..

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Rougues = John "anal" Amechi

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Hoops Czar - Kendrick Perkins..

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Who the fuck are you again? I'll take it. Thanks for thew mention. I didn't know I was on your radar since I post in the NBA forum once in a blue moon.

why do some posters get mad and corny about this stuff, tbh?

^ Nope, I'm Russ..get with the program :hat..

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jeebus - Jeff Ayres

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Nah man. Jeebus is Bruce Bowen. Dirty as fuck.

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timvp = Derrick Rose. :cry It Still Hurts :cry

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:lmao

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Who the fuck are you again? I'll take it. Thanks for thew mention. I didn't know I was on your radar since I post in the NBA forum once in a blue moon.

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:lol Why are you so mad?..your shitty takes have landed you with the comparison of one of the worst players in the league..

irishock is post 2012 ray allen... shamelessly following his superiors around

putting on different jerseys, usernames, etc.

don't forget el vato FkLA = Najera... keeping la raza proud

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Nah man. Jeebus is Bruce Bowen. Dirty as fuck.

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Bowen wasn't such a scrub, tbh..plus, Pendergraph is considered a dirty player by some with that cheap shot in the Miami-Indiana series, imo..

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Findog is Dirk tbh. Agree with mono as Cuban.

DMC is Shaq tbh.

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Lol yeah right DMC = Oliver Miller

tlongII - Greg Oden

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:lol Why are you so mad?..your shitty takes have landed you with the comparison of one of the worst players in the league..

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Who's mad? How would you know about my shitty takes? Are you spying on me? He isn't even in the bottom 100 you lifeless clown?

jeebus = Bill Lambier

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why do some posters get mad and corny about this stuff, tbh?

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Nono = Luke Walton

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Hoops Czar - Kendrick Perkins..

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^ Nope, I'm Russ..get with the program :hat..

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Nah, you're Matt Bonner. Your post are hit or miss but, mostly miss.

FkLA - Bruce Bowen

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:lmao..

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The nigga is fuming mad with this comparison:lol..look at him..

Kori Ellis = Jeannie Buss

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Who's mad? How would you know about my shitty takes?

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Everybody knows about your shitty takes, son, you post so many of them.

apalisoc = Reggie Miller as a broadcaster

annoying, won't shut the fuck up, has the voice of a prepubescent child

Rogues is right about him being Westbrook. A beta that thinks he's alpha. Overrated, "chucker" (spam posts), inefficient, playoff loser, and mentally weak.

Malik Hairston already gave away who he is. 1-2 years of production before going back to being a shitty role player.

Spurraider is Jason Terry. Sometimes you hate him, sometimes you love him - just have to have him on your team. He has his effective posts, like Terry's playoff performances, but overall is a starter/role player (borderline tier 1/2 poster).

Clipper Nation is Ha Seung-jin. Pretty much a nobody, but is popular for quoting posters, and having unoriginal thoughts (like jin who is only popular because he's the only Korean in the NBA). Jeremy Lin will work too.

Thread is Carlos Boozer. That nigga made noise in his prime, but now just sticks to retarded yelling off the bench.

apa is Nando de colo. Noone knows who the fuck he is, but yet he consistently asks for minutes..

More to come

Late Luva = Shawn Bradley, tbh... gets ethered and posterized everytime he shows up...

Clipper Nation = Charles Barkley and Karl Malone

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Late Luva = Shawn Bradley, tbh... gets ethered and posterized everytime he shows up...

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:lmao:lmao:lmao

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Spurraider is Jason Terry.

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The nigga is fuming mad with this comparison:lol..look at him..

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:lmao Makes sense. I just read through the thread. I had no idea I was being punked by Harlem. Why not just use your Kool-aid man's brother troll?

M>S = NBA Cheerleader

BUMP = robert horry

half the time i have no clue what the fuck he's doing/saying, but when the lights are on, he drops the biggest of bombs

No Lyfe Faggot = Kris Humphries. Best known for being posterized constantly and getting cucked.

Timvp = Amy Duncan, tbh..

Cheated on the breadwinner of the family with a man(Bruno), got divorced, and everything surrounding the breakup has been nebulous..we haven't seen him, nor have we heard anything about him ever since the breakup..

Th'Pusher - Lamar Odom..bipolar intellectual wannabe druggie, tbh..

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Rogues is right about him being Westbrook. A beta that thinks he's alpha. Overrated, "chucker" (spam posts), inefficient, playoff loser, and mentally weak.

Malik Hairston already gave away who he is. 1-2 years of production before going back to being a shitty role player.

Spurraider is Jason Terry. Sometimes you hate him, sometimes you love him - just have to have him on your team. He has his effective posts, like Terry's playoff performances, but overall is a starter/role player (borderline tier 1/2 poster).

Clipper Nation is Ha Seung-jin. Pretty much a nobody, but is popular for quoting posters, and having unoriginal thoughts (like jin who is only popular because he's the only Korean in the NBA). Jeremy Lin will work too.

Thread is Carlos Boozer. That nigga made noise in his prime, but now just sticks to retarded yelling off the bench.

apa is Nando de colo. Noone knows who the fuck he is, but yet he consistently asks for minutes..

More to come

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Wrong. He was never productive,

No Lyfe Faggot = Robert Swift. An inbred who got evicted from his smelly dump of a house/apartment and is now a drugged-out loser.

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No Lyfe Faggot = Kris Humphries. Best known for being posterized constantly and getting cucked.

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:lmao..

robz4000 = Rudy Gay

The guy keeps thinking he's having hot games and will be labeled a "star". Unfortunately the NBA owners know he isn't shit and is an inefficient chucker.

Keep trying bruh, maybe one will go in

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Timvp = Amy Duncan, tbh..

Cheated on the breadwinner of the family with a man(Bruno), got divorced, and everything surrounding the breakup has been nebulous..we haven't seen him, nor have we heard anything about him ever since the breakup..

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No Lyfe Faggot = Robert Swift. An inbred who got evicted from his smelly dump of a house/apartment and is now a drugged-out loser.

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Spot on:lol..

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robz4000 = Rudy Gay

The guy keeps thinking he's having hot games and will be labeled a "star". Unfortunately the NBA owners know he isn't shit and is an inefficient chucker.

Keep trying bruh, maybe one will go in

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:lol that one was actually pretty good.

I'm trying to pick one for Urinel..CN help me out..

benefactor - Stephen Jackson..a fiery championship player who flukes in a few threes every now and then..ultimately, his defense got him out of the league..

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tlongII - Greg Oden

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L:lolL!

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I'm trying to pick one for Urinel..CN help me out..

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Urinel = Steve Nash. An outspoken libtard and faggy foreigner who thinks he's smarter than he really is.

The Sedin twins - Fred Weis..only known for being posterized in the most popular posterization in basketball history..

this thread is rare goods from OP... one of westbrook's chucks went in for once

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TIMMYtoZO - Robert Horry..niggas hate him for some reason when all he does is win..

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TIMMYtoZO - Robert Horry..niggas hate him for some reason when all he does is win..

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when robert horry was in a tough spot, he'd step up and bury the big 3.

when timmytozo was in a tough spot, that alt got permanently logged out by its owner

HI-FI = Charles Barkley. Takes a bit to understand what he's saying but generally has some interesting things to say and calls it like it is.

Since he's viewing the thread rob diaz is that Mexican player riding on Brooklyn's bench..

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don't forget el vato FkLA = Najera... keeping la raza proud

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FkLA is more like Marv Albert. Dresses up like a Tranny and is into strange kinky stuff like she-male porn but enough time has passed to where people generally forget about how messed up and sick he is tbh..

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FkLA is more like Marv Albert. Dresses up like a Tranny and is into strange kinky stuff like she-male porn but enough time has passed to where people generally forget about how messed up and sick he is tbh..

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Isn't that Thispego or Wild Cobra?

Which Laker fan is Fredo?

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Isn't that Thispego or Wild Cobra?

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Nah - FkLA is and always will be the guy who melted down, spammed his she-male porn stash and then cried until he got a flag under his name tbh..

Wild Cobra - Stromile Swift..known best for his shameless stalking..

Kool could also be Mitch Kupchak because just like Kool, nobody actually paid for their basketball reasons.

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Since he's viewing the thread rob diaz is that Mexican player riding on Brooklyn's bench..

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