Schoening's play-by-play is great! It's all the repetitive catch phrases he tries to burn in your head that are terrible, particularly the one you mentioned. I cringe everytime I hear it.Quote:
Originally Posted by baseline bum
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Schoening's play-by-play is great! It's all the repetitive catch phrases he tries to burn in your head that are terrible, particularly the one you mentioned. I cringe everytime I hear it.Quote:
Originally Posted by baseline bum
Bill Schoening & Stan Kelly are both terrible tbh.
yes, this. his normal play by play is really good. then when he does the 'manu the voodoo that you do' and 'gday mate' shit when patty hits a 3.....thats cringy stuff lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Old School 44
:cry Memorial Day Miracle BANGgasmQuote:
Originally Posted by baseline bum
Bill Schoening is shit. Jay Howard won all sorts of awards when he was broadcasting - not just state awards. Schoening is the reason Pop doesn't do pre-game shows anymore - he thinks Schoening is a moron. There is no debating that Jay Howard was an ego-bloated asshole and may have deserved to get fired from his talk show, but he was the best at what he did. I bet the people in here speaking up for Bill never even heard Jay Howard. It's been 14 years but Howard left a lasting impact.
Schoening is a clown with a mic and his catch-phrases are stupid. Here's just a few:
1. Remember the Alamo and remember your Spurs..they are champions again. What?!?
2. It's a Manu Tres!
3. Tres bien ! (Which means "very well" when translated.
The only basketball play by play man I ever heard better than Howard was Chick Hearn. What a waste to not use this guy's talents calling Spurs games.Quote:
Originally Posted by tmtcsc
Congrats Billy! I don't get all the hate in here.
Plus bill's calls on huge plays are boring. Listen to his call on Kawhi's putback slam or Manu facializing the whole Heat roster. Just doesn't do the play justice at all. The national guys were better.
some ppl take their sportscasting too seriously :lmao
Dude has the best voice in the biz.
Goofy phrases are SOP for sport casters. You must hate them all then.Quote:
Originally Posted by baseline bum
:lol Howard was a self important douche with a mediocre call.Quote:
Originally Posted by baseline bum
Schoening is like a hybrid of Mark Jackson and Magic's son. He should die of AIDS too.Quote:
Originally Posted by FuzzyLumpkins
Why don't you just infect him with HIV you fagot? :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by baseline bum
Defending that Schoening seems important to you. Can you lay out why he doesn't suck big black cocks?Quote:
Originally Posted by dabom
So you do have AIDs. Interesting. :lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by baseline bum
Agreed! The best voice and four rings to show for it! The Spurs had to pry him away from the Longhorns. I'm sure that was a pretty good gig as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by look_at_g_shred
Wish they'd send his fat ass backQuote:
Originally Posted by spurs10
I hate his calls when someone hits a big shot. You want a quick, loud, one word exclamation point like yes! Bang! Gooood! And listen to the crowd react.
Instead we get these long...the shot is good!...that's a Manu tres!...blah blah blah, while the crowd reaction has already given away the excitement of the moment.
:lol not as important as attacking him is to you. and for Howard of all people.Quote:
Originally Posted by baseline bum