Chris Christie Wants to Track Immigrants Like FedEx Tracks Packages

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"At any moment, FedEx can tell you where that package is"

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie said on Saturday that he plans to track illegal immigrants in the same way that FedEx tracks its packages if he is elected president next year.

Speaking at a campaign event in Laconia, N.H., the Republican presidential candidate said that he would ask the FedEx CEO himself, Frederick Smith, to create the system, the New York Times reports. “At any moment, FedEx can tell you where that package is. It’s on the truck. It’s at the station. It’s on the airplane. Yet we let people come to this country with visas, and the minute they come in, we lose track of them,” he said. “We need to have a system that tracks you from the moment you come in.”

Christie’s comments arrive as the Republican primary field, led by real estate mogul Donald Trump, proposes tighter immigration plans ahead of the Sept. 16 GOP debate.

“However long your visa is, then we go get you,” Christie said. “We tap you on the shoulder and say, ‘Excuse me. Thanks for coming. Time to go.’”

Christie did not say how exactly the FedEx tracking system, which scans packages’ barcodes, would be used to track undocumented immigrants. A FedEx spokesperson declined to comment.

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http://time.com/4016229/chris-christ...x-immigration/

Fat fucking idiot. We don't want them "tracked" we want them out.

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Originally Posted by DMX7

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http://time.com/4016229/chris-christ...x-immigration/

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That's stupid.

Tagging them and tracking them is the same as saying it's OK to be here.

Wow...

The link in the OP lies...

It says "illegal immigrants" which is silly, because how can yoy even start the tracking?

The article linking from the OP speaks about immigrants here on Visas. this is a small part of the illegal problem, where they don't go back once they legally get here. He is only speaking of enforcing the length of stay authorized by the visa.

DMX...

Don't you verify before posting?

Should have posted the linked article in your link.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/30/us...-to-fedex.html

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Originally Posted by Wild Cobra

The article linking from the OP speaks about immigrants here on Visas. this is a small part of the illegal problem, where they don't go back once they legally get here. He is only speaking of enforcing the length of stay authorized by the visa.

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Small part of the problem? Almost half of illegal immigrants in this country enter that way.
http://www.politifact.com/texas/stat...5-percent-ill/

And yeah, CC's suggestion is retarded. How would you implement a system like that? Force tourists to show up for scanning at a given place? Notice that right now, overstaying a visa is not a criminal offense, that would have to change too, I suppose.

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Originally Posted by ElNono

Small part of the problem? Almost half of illegal immigrants in this country enter that way.
http://www.politifact.com/texas/stat...5-percent-ill/

And yeah, CC's suggestion is retarded. How would you implement a system like that? Force tourists to show up for scanning at a given place? Notice that right now, overstaying a visa is not a criminal offense, that would have to change too, I suppose.

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Aryan man speaking truth

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Originally Posted by Wild Cobra

Wow...

The link in the OP lies...

It says "illegal immigrants" which is silly, because how can yoy even start the tracking?



http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/30/us...-to-fedex.html

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Cages baited with tacos. Simply ear tag the captured beasts then release them to disperse. Then recapture them and note migration patterns. It's called mark and recapture. I like this "thinking like a Republican" stuff. Trump may next suggest a force field that he will fund himself.

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Originally Posted by pgardn

Cages baited with tacos. Simply ear tag the captured beasts then release them to disperse. Then recapture them and note migration patterns. It's called mark and recapture. I like this "thinking like a Republican" stuff. Trump may next suggest a force field that he will fund himself.

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this could actually work. see where they all congregate and what routes they use and then set up roadside checkpoints with land mines and machine gun turrets. once captured we could release them deep in the jungles of the amazon rainforest.

"because how can yoy even start the tracking?"

oy vey!

FatBastard is more proof that the Repug Klown Kar is full of dumbfucks. Having been a Federal prosecutor, FatBastard certainly knows the law. :lol

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Originally Posted by boutons_deux

"because how can yoy even start the tracking?"

oy vey!

FatBastard is more proof that the Repug Klown Kar is full of dumbfucks. Having been a Federal prosecutor, FatBastard certainly knows the law. :lol

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speaking yiddish now eh?

As Bill Maher said on his show Friday, people are trying to outtrump trump now.

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Originally Posted by ElNono

Small part of the problem? Almost half of illegal immigrants in this country enter that way.
http://www.politifact.com/texas/stat...5-percent-ill/

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I appears that number is pretty shaky, and I've seen it down to 27%. Who know what the real number is. I will concede that it is larger than I wrote earlier.

In all honesty, I'm far less concerned about those originally coming here legally and overstaying, than I am with those who entered illegally, and receive SNAP, TANF, and other social services. They are a drain of our national resources, though both categories change the supply and demand variables for legal workers trying to find good pay.

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Originally Posted by ElNono

And yeah, CC's suggestion is retarded. How would you implement a system like that? Force tourists to show up for scanning at a given place? Notice that right now, overstaying a visa is not a criminal offense, that would have to change too, I suppose.

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My God...

They candidates are just flinging shit, and looking for what sticks.

Any reason not to pick Bernie Sanders of the lesser of all evils out there?

Give out free cell phones and free coronas at festivals. Secretly implant tracking devices in both. Problem solved

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Originally Posted by Wild Cobra

Any reason not to pick Bernie Sanders of the lesser of all evils out there?

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Here's a reason specially up your alley for you NOT to vote Bernie

Bernie Sanders: ‘Environmentalists Deserve A Debate’

On Sunday, Democratic Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders spoke out about the need for issue-specific debates, saying his fellow Democratic presidential hopefuls should be debating multiple issues, including the environment.

“I think environmentalists deserve a debate so we could talk about how we move aggressively to transform our energy system away from fossil fuel,” Sanders said on CNN’s State of the Union.

http://thinkprogress.org/climate/201...te+Progress%29

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Originally Posted by boutons_deux

Here's a reason specically up your alley for you NOT to vote Bernie

Bernie Sanders: ‘Environmentalists Deserve A Debate’

On Sunday, Democratic Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders spoke out about the need for issue-specific debates, saying his fellow Democratic presidential hopefuls should be debating multiple issues, including the environment.

“I think environmentalists deserve a debate so we could talk about how we move aggressively to transform our energy system away from fossil fuel,” Sanders said on CNN’s State of the Union.

http://thinkprogress.org/climate/201...te+Progress%29

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You know you do more to hurt bernies credibility than you help him right?

Just ordered two on Amazon. Should be here by Thursday.

Is this the worst pool of Repug candidates in history? Seriously. This is a circus :lol

Easy W for the superior party like stated before.

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Originally Posted by TheGreatYacht

Is this the worst pool of Repug candidates in history? Seriously. This is a circus :lol

Easy W for the superior party like stated before.

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Hillary is under 50% in Iowa for first time, my Bernie has gained on her.

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Originally Posted by TheGreatYacht

Is this the worst pool of Repug candidates in history? Seriously. This is a circus :lol

Easy W for the superior party like stated before.

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Dude do you not remember salamander boy running just a few years ago? This is the best field ever thanks to trump and Carson

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Originally Posted by boutons_deux

Hillary is under 50% in Iowa for first time, my Bernie has gained on her.

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Rooting for Bernie as well, just don't think he's big enough to beat Trump

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Originally Posted by TheGreatYacht

Rooting for Bernie as well, just don't think he's big enough to beat Trump

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Both Hillary and Bernie beat Trump by several points in polls of all voters.

Trump is only doing well with Repug extremists, and even those who support him now, don't want him as candidate and President.

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Originally Posted by m>s

Dude do you not remember salamander boy running just a few years ago? This is the MOST ENTERTAINING field ever thanks to trump and Carson

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Originally Posted by boutons_deux

Both Hillary and Bernie beat Trump by several points in polls of all voters.

Trump is only doing well with Repug extremists, and even those who support him now, don't want him as candidate and President.

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Liar liar pants on fire. You have a forked tongue like a snake, you are wicked.


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Originally Posted by m>s

Liar liar pants on fire. You have a forked tongue like a snake, you are wicked.


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i totally don't get this...

And it it adds up to more than 100%

What is this poll illustrating?

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Originally Posted by pgardn

i totally don't get this...

And it it adds up to more than 100%

What is this poll illustrating?

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dunno, but that's only Repug Hispanics, not all Hispanics.

Hispanic culture is a macho culture, so I guess Repug Hispanics are conned by Trump's macho, bully, trash talking act.

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Originally Posted by boutons_deux

dunno, but that's only Repug Hispanics, not all Hispanics.

Hispanic culture is a macho culture, so I guess Repug Hispanics are conned by Trump's macho, bully, trash talking act.

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So why does it add up to more than 100%?

Republican Hispanics aka older Cubans, tbh

just tattoo a bar code on their forehead. Simple

https://socioecohistory.files.wordpr...-the-beast.jpg

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Originally Posted by DarrinS

Just ordered two on Amazon. Should be here by Thursday.

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Chris Christie...Is he really this dumb...FedEx has to be pissed...:lmao

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Originally Posted by Wild Cobra

Wow...

The link in the OP lies...

It says "illegal immigrants" which is silly, because how can yoy even start the tracking?

The article linking from the OP speaks about immigrants here on Visas. this is a small part of the illegal problem, where they don't go back once they legally get here. He is only speaking of enforcing the length of stay authorized by the visa.

DMX...

Don't you verify before posting?

Should have posted the linked article in your link.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/30/us...-to-fedex.html

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It's incredibly stupid either way. :lol

Here’s Chris Christie Being A Dick To Some Girl, Because It Is A Day

Here he is in Manchester, saying climate change is real, and of course humans contribute to it:

Lemme tell you, the climate’s been changing forever, and it will always continue to change. Does human activity contribute to it? Of course it does. We all contribute to it in one way or the other. By breathing we contribute to it.

And here he is, about four weeks later, talking to a roomful of olds, insisting to apparently the one person in the room who is not some old — we’ll just call her Young Lady — that he never said that:

YOUNG LADY: On August 4th, here in new Hampshire at one of our town meetings, you said that humans contribute to climate change by breathing.

CHRISTIE: No I didn’t.

http://wonkette.com/593595/heres-chris-christie-being-a-dick-to-some-girl-because-it-is-a-day

We actually do since we principally exhale CO2

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Originally Posted by CosmicCowboy

We actually do since we principally exhale CO2

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CHRISTIE: No I didn’t.