Official Kirby Bryant 2015-2016 FG% Thread

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"When I came out and made three in a row, I could sense they were like, 'I really don't want to touch him ... and 'Holy crap! Is this going to be an 81-[point] situation?'"

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:lmao

BTW... this clown's FG% is now ...

.301

BONUS: 3PT% is now ...

.208

:depressed

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Originally Posted by FkLA

http://www.thecoli.com/styles/defaul...lies/snoop.png

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Kobe is biggest POS ever

:lol

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Originally Posted by gambit1990

he made two in a row.

this nigga looks pathetic on the court. never have i seen so much blatant disregard for literally everything.

what's also ludicrous is that he still makes some slick passes every now and then. that's one thing i'll give him credit for. i don't see why he can't accept being more of a facilitator. i can't understand why that's what he wouldn't want to do. that would make his stock rise. people would say he was a really good scorer and then helped his team out by being a really good passer.

with the way he's looking he's gonna take a tumble, crash on the court and turn into dust. and no one will miss him.

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Look at what the author writes and the video shows. there is a huge disconnect by his fandom

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/...rs-lakers-vine

This play pretty much sums Kobe up right now.

The sad thing is Kobe is still a good ball-handler and could easily remake himself in this final season as a facilitator/mentor figure. Imagine the storyline if he finished with his lowest scoring average but highest assist rate... but instead he'll be remembered for probably the worst high volume shooting season in NBA history.

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"They were," Bryant said after his team's 103-91 loss at Wells Fargo Center. "When I came out and made three in a row, I could sense they were like, 'I really don't want to touch him ... and 'Holy crap! Is this going to be an 81-[point] situation?' You know what I mean? Like, 'I really don't know what to do.' And I'm just sitting there thinking, 'Man, I'm just playing possum, because I know my legs aren't going to carry this energy for 48 minutes.' But certainly I could sense a little bit of that."

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Is he just trolling us?

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Originally Posted by BatManu20

This play pretty much sums Kobe up right now.

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:lol holy shit

Someone needs to make a compilation of all these kobe plays from this season.

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Originally Posted by Mr Bones

The sad thing is Kobe is still a good ball-handler and could easily remake himself in this final season as a facilitator/mentor figure. Imagine the storyline if he finished with his lowest scoring average but highest assist rate... but instead he'll be remembered for probably the worst high volume shooting season in NBA history.

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So true. He had a nice assist to Randle on one play. I started watching after halftime. It was - for lack of better words surreal. Some of the 3 point shots where pathetic. Tightly guarded, time left on the clock, and he fires away.. half the time trying to initiate contact.

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Originally Posted by Maddog

So true. He had a nice assist to Randle on one play. I started watching after halftime. It was - for lack of better words surreal. Some of the 3 point shots where pathetic. Tightly guarded, time left on the clock, and he fires away.. half the time trying to initiate contact.

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Yeah, so true. If this was a pick up game on a random court, the other nine guys would all be thinking, OK, let's all agree to not invite this guy to play next time...

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Originally Posted by Mr Bones

Yeah, so true. If this was a pick up game on a random court, the other nine guys would all be thinking, OK, let's all agree to not invite this guy to play next time...

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:lol
I hadn't even thought of that way...
I can remember this exact scenario,,

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Originally Posted by Mr Bones

Yeah, so true. If this was a pick up game on a random court, the other nine guys would all be thinking, OK, let's all agree to not invite this guy to play next time...

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The other 4 guys would go to their cars and pull out their guns.

Mark Jacks:loln

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDNB...ature=youtu.be

^"i know you think i'm a punk." :lol

Kobe is pretty much going for as many points as he can.

Now Kobe is filing for trademarks on the phrase "HeroVillain," "HV," and "KB20." What??

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/story/...angeles-lakers

http://www.wpclipart.com/signs_symbo...s_green_up.png

31.1%

Stellar 1/7 with 0/3 3fg at half brings him to what number?

Only 1 shot in the first 6 minutes of the 3rd? C'mon Kirby, shoot your way out of that funk. YOU STILL GOT IT MAN!

3/13 and he's feeling it!

Got home from work and had NBATV on and they showed a couple highlights for Kobe including the crowd going crazy after he hit a 3. I thought "oh maybe he's having a decent game for once'. Then they cut to the stats and he was 3/12 at that time. So they basically just showed his only 3 plays and pretended that, that was the norm for the game.

4/18 lolololol

edit: 4/19 - 2/10 :lol

30.4%

28/127 from 3 is good for... 22.0%

Kirbs and Scott you are keeping me green! :toast