Would you want Kobe on the 2016-2017 Spurs?
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Would you want Kobe on the 2016-2017 Spurs?
Nope. Kobe is the anti-Spur. Want no part of helping Kobe get another ring.
He wouldn't be interested and even if he was interested in being a Spur I doubt he'd be satisfied with a Rasual Butler type role.
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Originally Posted by TXstbobcat
Fuck kobe! What kind of question is this? :shootme
I would say yes, if this was 5-6 years ago since PATFO has precedence of pulling in veterans who have been our sworn enemy and played key roles as bench players.
The reality is Kobe doesn't seem to have this kind of selflessness in the fabric of his character. He would also have had to pull the ultimate "Riches to Rags" move that would make David West's choice look insignificant since the Lakers would still pay him MAX to play in a wheelchair. He would also be ok with not starting. He just wouldn't do it.
Today, he just doesn't bring an upgrade to any spot except if we needed an obligatory NBA rapist.
I bet we could find an above-replacement-level NBA rapist if it were obligatory.Quote:
Originally Posted by rexrobinson
You are probably right, I am sure even while raping, Kobe spent most of his time bricking itQuote:
Originally Posted by jhfenton
Would rather have Gary Neal than Kobe.Quote:
Originally Posted by jhfenton
Come on, BillMc, he's not THAT bad. A crippled 40 year old Kobe would still be able to defend a shoeless player.Quote:
Originally Posted by BillMc
:lol You've got a good point. But Gary still fits in better with team culture than Kobme.Quote:
Originally Posted by SpurPadre
plus rasual butler is a better player.Quote:
Originally Posted by rasuo214
FUUUUUK NO!!!!
Hell yes. I'd love to have him sit on the end of the bench and never play to be our human victory cigar a la Tracy McGrady
Something about seeing the word rapist while glancing at your avatar pic....hmmm.Quote:
Originally Posted by jhfenton
Hell yes!
What's better than owning his arse.
Just let him do the Rookie stuff for the Rookies and send him to the D-League from time to time. He may even play some garbage time in blowout losses (if there are any) just to taint his overall record...then cut him right before the playoffs just to make sure he doesn't count as a champ later on.
Wtf? I posted a similar thread a couple of months ago and got drilled. This guy is getting away without a scratch
Never
Fuck him
Watch him...he's got nothing left.
Ban
He'd be ahead of Kyle Anderson, tbh (at least initially).Quote:
Originally Posted by rasuo214
I'm really trying to think of a way to write up a heartfelt petition to get Kobe to come back to the Lakers for another year just because watching him completely fuck that franchise into the lottery year after year while they blindly cheer his every horse-caliber jumper makes me unbearably happy.
Permaban.
He's literally the worst player in the league... the fuck do you think?
This came up in a team meeting recently. I told Pop no.
Sure, right after we sign Jason Terry.:rolleyes
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Originally Posted by RD2191
Might as well coax D-Fish out of retirement, too, I heard Christus Santa Rosa in SA has great pediatric cancer specialists :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Old School 44
NO !!
:lol Maybe Garnett would be willing to play one more year in SA too.Quote:
Originally Posted by UNT Eagles 2016
:lol Kyle Anderson sucks. Can we just swap him and a future draft pick for Mo Williams and Richard Jefferson already?Quote:
Originally Posted by Old School 44
Don't need another Mamba on the team.
Nope he's simply washed up.
There's a reason I don't use that pic for my LinkedIn profile. :lol But I was going for Braveheart at that race, not Ted Bundy. My whole team wore kilts and face paint. But I slipped on that leg of the relay race scrambling up a hill and cracked my forehead on a rock. I had to run the last few miles dripping blood.Quote:
Originally Posted by houston spurs fan
Good times. :toast
He's got nothing left. He was the worst player on the court last night. Shots going off the side of the backboard, -15 in less than 25 minutes, he is done. I think a lot of it could be mental approach, so maybe he could rebound in the right situation. Since he announced his retirement and knows his team sucks he is obviously coasting to the end, but there is no version of Kobe that would fit the Spurs. There is a reason players turn down $10 million to live in the house Tim built. You can't pay people max money to live in the shack Kobe is leaving the Lakers.
Kyle Anderson will be deemed the next great Spur deep draft pick. Fuck you losers who cant see his talents and potential.Quote:
Originally Posted by UNT Eagles 2016
I still think he's got a lot of gas in the tank. If you change up styles and roles, and use different techniques, you can rape well into your 60's, easily. Bring in Cosby as an assistant coach.Quote:
Originally Posted by SPURt
I'd rather have Jimmer back.
I prefer the Red Mamba to the Black Mamba - better three ball, no heroing.Quote:
Originally Posted by wildcardX
Imagine the fun of watching Pop trot him out in garbage time, and yanking him almost immediately for loafing on defense or putting up one his bullshit double-teamed jumpers.Quote:
Originally Posted by mudyez
But in all seriousness, fuck Kobe
It could get the Spurs three All-Stars...
Haha! Kobe's rape game will last as long as he keeps getting erections. With modern medicine, he's got a good 60 years ahead of him God willing. Do robots count or will consent never exist with robots?Quote:
Originally Posted by littlecoyotecoin
lol, why would you want the worst player in the history of the game on a contender...
No. Not even if he played for the minimum and donated it all to cancer children. No.
That's. a big HELL NO! Unless we sign him up as a waterboy.
Fuck that motherfucker!