Ran into Kevin Durant at HEB

Was up in Austin last night and wanted to get a snack. Also needed to get a travel size shampoo. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a super tall black guy looking in the ethnic hair product section. After getting over my initial fear, I turned to see what the dude looked like. Turned out it was Kevin Durant. Let me tell you...this dude is tallllll. And he's much bigger than he looks on the court.

I approached him and told him I liked his game but that I was a die hard Spur fan. He told me that was cool and then he complimented me on my jeans. In turn, I recommended SheaMoisture's Jamaican Black Oil. He thanked me and picked up a bottle.

I mentioned that I had close ties to Spurstalk and that I could probably answer any questions he had about the team. He was very interested to hear my thoughts on how he would fit in with Leonard and Aldridge and said that it sounded like a good fit for him. He then asked if they've (Spurs) have decided on who would be the new point guard for next season. I stuttered and started to make something up. Then acted like my phone was buzzing and I excused myself.

As as I was walking away, I heard him say, "that's what I thought".

I declare BS

You do know he was in Austin yesterday.

Pity post

Get a job.

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Originally Posted by SequSpur

I declare BS

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No need to declare ... it's BS on its own merit.

The real question KD should have asked is has Parker screwed the Spurs over more than he screwed Barry's wife?

He was in Austin.

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Brilliant lol

Lol at recommending the ethnic shampoo part lmao

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Originally Posted by poop

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Brilliant lol

Lol at recommending the ethnic shampoo part lmao

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-2 points for not recommending Proactiv


guessing the ethnic shampoo is for Ibaka, but you'd think he'd prefer the kind made with monkey juice and ebola

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Originally Posted by bass sucks

He was in Austin.

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So was I.

Didn't spill molasses?

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Originally Posted by SpursforSix

Was up in Austin last night and wanted to get a snack. Also needed to get a travel size shampoo. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a super tall black guy looking in the ethnic hair product section. After getting over my initial fear, I turned to see what the dude looked like. Turned out it was Kevin Durant. Let me tell you...this dude is tallllll. And he's much bigger than he looks on the court.

I approached him and told him I liked his game but that I was a die hard Spur fan. He told me that was cool and then he complimented me on my jeans. In turn, I recommended SheaMoisture's Jamaican Black Oil. He thanked me and picked up a bottle.

I mentioned that I had close ties to Spurstalk and that I could probably answer any questions he had about the team. He was very interested to hear my thoughts on how he would fit in with Leonard and Aldridge and said that it sounded like a good fit for him. He then asked if they've (Spurs) have decided on who would be the new point guard for next season. I stuttered and started to make something up. Then acted like my phone was buzzing and I excused myself.

As as I was walking away, I heard him say, "that's what I thought".

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But did he give your daughter an autograph?

Last time I was in Austin I went into a grocery store and was surprised when they tried to make me pay for bags. So if I don't want to pay for a bag I gotta have my fruit loose in the car?

u da real mvp S46

didn't turn down someone's daughter?

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Originally Posted by TheGoldStandard

The real question KD should have asked is has Parker screwed the Spurs over more than he screwed Barry's wife?

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LMAOOOO #Savage

Fail----Bump this thread

why does everyone of ST think they're comedians when reality is they tell shit made up stories abd lame jokes, cut downs, etc.

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Originally Posted by koriwhat

why does everyone of ST think they're comedians when reality is they tell shit made up stories abd lame jokes, cut downs, etc.

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Bc ST sucks tbh

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Originally Posted by koriwhat

why does everyone of ST think they're comedians when reality is they tell shit made up stories abd lame jokes, cut downs, etc.

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:pop: have you seen my coaching?

Nice job! :tu

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Originally Posted by Spurs9

Last time I was in Austin I went into a grocery store and was surprised when they tried to make me pay for bags. So if I don't want to pay for a bag I gotta have my fruit loose in the car?

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Nothing worse than having your fruit loose in the car