Jim Got Paid In Carrot Cakes For 19 Gotdamn Years... LMAO!!!

I couldn't make this shit up even if I tried. It's all coming out now. I wondered what secret deal Jim struck with the Spurs to take less money for so many years and now we know. Yup... carrot cake. As a carrot cake aficionado myself... I could appreciate the kind gesture... but to give up millions? Gotdamn, Jim.

"It was the thoughtful act of a father. Gregg Popovich would go to a Zagat-approved restaurant on the road with his staff, and sometimes, toward the end of the meal, he would ask the waiter for a small carrot cake to go.
He would then leave the package outside Tim Duncan’s hotel door, and Popovich’s original thinking was simple. He knew Duncan loved carrot cake.
But they say this became a road ritual that went on for years, and that the gesture was about more than a late-night snack. It was a nod to partnership and appreciation.
Room service is over now. Popovich has moved on."

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/09/san-...nd-carrot-cake

Pop and Jim... I know you two faggots read my posts... if you can get your hands on some of this carrot cake you'll thank me. Or maybe Jim will even pay me... SUCKA!!!:lmao

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What we can also assume from this story is Jim was getting absolutely no road pussy throughout his entire career. I bet he looked forward to those cakes, though. I bet Parker was jealous.:lol

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What we can also assume from this story is Jim was getting absolutely no road pussy throughout his entire career. I bet he looked forward to those cakes, though. I bet Parker was jealous.:lol

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That nigga sweeter than a carrot cake so it makes sense I guess.

midnightpulp :lol

:lmao man I'm laughing so hard I dam near threw up my Courvoisier.....Pop and nem tripping...leaving carrot cake at this niggas door like feeding a fuckin dog...

This is a classic master slave interaction.... They withheld paychecks in favor of carrot cakes...sweetening this nigga up...

Seriously they knew he was this kind of nigga...leaving fucking carrot cake at his door... what in the flying fuck on gods green earth is this shit...absofuckinglutely ridiculous...

This niggas here is forever beta...I can't even imagine Phil trying to serve Kobe up some gotdam carrot cake... And why? Would accept carrot cake in this fashion... Why not just order the shit yourself or after dinner...this nigga here wanted to get fleeced....really carrot cake ? :lmao got dayum ....

This is worst than anything Gil and Charlie could do...

Popovich

They was serving him carrot cakes :lol

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This some real faggot ass shit...I'll be gotdam if a muthafucker go start leaving carrot cakes at my door... No way no fucking how... I can just see it:

Spurs Owner: where are you
Pop: dropping this carrot cake off to this nigga
Spurs Owner: good we can't afford to pay that nigga
Pop: No worries I will keep serving him up

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LOL!!!

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This some real faggot ass shit...I'll be gotdam if a muthafucker go start leaving carrot cakes at my door... No way no fucking how... I can just see it:

Spurs Owner: where are you
Pop: dropping this carrot cake off to this nigga
Spurs Owner: good we can't afford to pay that nigga
Pop: No worries I will keep serving him up

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Not even bothering to knock on the door :lol

Now I see why he got cucked ....it all makes sense now... This shit is fucking making me mad..its clearly racist

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Not even bothering to knock on the door :lol

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:lmao

This shits hilarious!!!

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Not even bothering to knock on the door :lol

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He knew that faggot bitch was coming to get that carrot dick cake ....I bet that shit was served with 8 inch carrots

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Now I see why he got cucked ....it all makes sense now... This shit is fucking making me mad..its clearly racist

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Imagine how they laughed about it behind closed doors. All this time he was the good guy getting fucked. Now they offer him some bullshit scout job and a lifetime supply of cake.:lol

Nigga probably spread that carrot cake in his booty and let another man eat it. Some Nicki Minaj type shit.

Every body was fucking this nigga ...I mean everybody

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Nigga probably spread that carrot cake in his booty and let another man eat it. Some Nicki Minaj type shit.

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I wonder who was Jim's roommate all these years. And did it bother him to see Jim was getting midnight snacks left outside the door.

As expected, head coach Gregg Popovich is all for it.

“If he wants to go on a scouting trip, fine. If he wants his own station in training camp, he has it. He’s in charge,” said Popovich on Duncan helping out with the Spurs. “He can tell me exactly what he wants to do. But I’m not paying him a penny.”

Carrot Cake Jimmy

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As expected, head coach Gregg Popovich is all for it.

“If he wants to go on a scouting trip, fine. If he wants his own station in training camp, he has it. He’s in charge,” said Popovich on Duncan helping out with the Spurs. “He can tell me exactly what he wants to do. But I’m not paying him a penny.”

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Not one penny

Carrot cake Tammy

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Carrot Cake Jimmy

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Or Jimmy Carrot Cake