How was christmas in the mountains?
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How was christmas in the mountains?
Yes, Crickets...give us a good story. Be sure you stay consistent though. I'd hate for you to embarrass yourself yet again by fucking your own lies up like you did with the story about your son.
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Here's Avante enjoying Christmas in the mountains back in 75'
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Originally Posted by Trill Clinton
It's really hard having to leave. What a life that is up there. Too bad Judy has a job she loves or we would move up there.
We don't have a fire place down here in the valley, that sucks. Everything was great as it always is and Santa was especially cool this Xmas, I got all the things I'd hinted about. As did everyone.
Standing outside in the cold taking a leak as the coyotes sing their sad song while bats are darting here and there, very cool. Ya gotta have a white Xmas, so if that won't come to you you go to it. And unless ya go out in the woods and find that tree to decorate you are faking it.
chirp chirp
Never have understood your problem, you appear to suffer from a lot of problems. I'm guessing you're small and get pretty much ignored or made fun of. So ya come here with an attitude.Quote:
Originally Posted by benefactor
Work with me here....Quote:
Originally Posted by DJR210
You still have never figured it out.
My navy days were from 69-72.
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Originally Posted by Clipper Nation
You can't find something to wimper about? Do people you know ever comment on your constant wimpering around?
I will no longer be addressing anything having to do with my navy days. It will be 100%/completely/totally ignored. Talk about beating something to death, wow! I get the internet but to go on and on and on and on and on and on about anything like some of you do about something that never happened is ridiculous.
So why waste your time? Time to stop the silliness.
Grown men chiping because of their inferiorities are you kidding me?
I'm cooling the "Avante" character, I finally got bored with it. I did have fun with with the guy, obviously.
lol 4-post meltdown
2017 is a new year and change. You ever thought of doing something new?Quote:
Originally Posted by 140
Do you have a job? Or does Judy make all the money?
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Originally Posted by Clipper Nation
Since you asked....Quote:
Originally Posted by JudynTX
I spent 33 years in the health insurance biz. After five years you have now locked in 15% of old business written. So once a month I get a check for renewals of 33 years of old business. While it varies it's always over 2000 a month, now add my SS which is 1270. So I bring in around 3500 a month give or take. Judy makes over 3000 a month in her daycare biz, so life is good.
Sounds so calming. Was it just you and the Mrs or did yall have the grandkids there too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Avante
I wish I had a white Christmas but it doesn't get cold enough here. I wouldn't mind spending Christmas in Colorado or new mexico. I hear they have some nice lodges there .
The first few days it was just the two of us. So we went hiking and looking for the perfect tree****.(on the way back) We are a good 20 miles from civilization. Just the two of wandering around in the wilderness, ah....and the critters. (saw a fox, black bear and and a wildcat)Quote:
Originally Posted by Trill Clinton
The grandkids, our kids and Judy's mom, brothers and sister and their families came up later. Yep, a house full.
We live at the foot of the mighty Sierra Nevada's, you can see the snow teasing. The soil here plus the melting snow is why this region of the world is the ag capital of the world. It's perfect.
Colorado would be fantastic, New Mexico....hmmm? I do love the desert. Of course Cali has it all.
*** funny how women want to be equal, but when it comes time to chop down a tree all of a sudden that's a mans job, hmmmm? As is bringing in the wood, funny how that works.
Don't you live in California you pedo fuck? 6500 a month as a household isn't shit there lol. You gotta be living under a bridge and going to Starbucks for free wifiQuote:
Originally Posted by Avante
How much is my house payment? What bills do we owe? Well? How much do we have in our saving account?Quote:
Originally Posted by ElKingslayer2
Would I have retired if $$$$ was going to be a problem?
:lmao exposed once again
Do you ever give real life a chance? You seem to wander around in a neatherworld all your own. Exposed?Quote:
Originally Posted by 140
So you finally paid off your double wide? Good for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avante
Give it up, old man. You're just another liar on the Internet. If your grandiose claims about your lifestyle had any truth to them at all, you wouldn't have welched on your bet with benefactor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crickets
Why not answer my questions? Could it be because you are totally clueless? So if you have no idea what our $$$$$ output a month is how can you even talk about this?Quote:
Originally Posted by ElKingslayer2
Our home is paid off, as are all our vehicles and toys.
Ever deal in real life?
Obviously I don't work for a living. And who needs to lie on the internet, what do you gain by that? And I did show pictures of my Fortress of Solitude with all the books, football trophies,weights, music, track mags, etc. All the things I talk about, my interests.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clipper Nation
I look young and know that, there is noway in hell anyone is going to believe yes that is me. It would be just like it was with my pictures...."those aren't yours" "you bought all those football trophies at a thrift shop".....ha! I know this so why waste my time? benefactor is a joke, chirping....are you kidding me? And he has never showed a picture either, so how did I welch to begin with?
Watch this...
benefactor show us all pictures of you on the bench.
I did show pictures of my little world, who else here has ever done that?
benefactor has never showed us anything.
Lol....you're a real life Al BundyQuote:
Originally Posted by Avante
Actually I'm a real life music/track/football/rasslin' historian who deals in reality. I don't play any silly games and tells it like it really is.Quote:
Originally Posted by johnsmith
It is funny watching how people react to that combo.
I'm not reacting to any combo....I'm laughing at you clinging to your glory days with your trophies....my trophies are in boxes somewhere at my parents house.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avante
But who am I to judge....you're just counting the days until death anyway. I've said it a million times, you make retirement sound awful.
A thread titled....Avante....and here you are, ha! Do you ever think before posting?Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth_Pelican
Ever been to USC, how about UCLA or any college? Ever notice the awards cases? I have a room all my own why not have my world there? You might wanna forget a very important part of your life, but who else plays that?Quote:
Originally Posted by johnsmith
You seem to want to hassle, everything must be a hassle with you. Why is that? You don't appear to be a happy person, you come off as a real jerk. Why?
Retirement is fantastic, absolutely amazing. Doing whatever whenever and having nobody to answer to, it's great. You being this....bah humbugger....would complan if somebody gave you a brand new 100 dollar bill and it's real obvious.
I heard new Mexico gets a good amount of snow in the winter and is a cheaper option if you don't want to do colorado.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avante
Sounds like you had a good time tho. We're you able to get any lifting in or was the tree chopping the extent of your exercising.
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Originally Posted by Darth_Pelican
There we go, this is why I don't give this weirdo any respect. Too immature to bother with.
Good start. You should tattoo this on your arm for future reference and inspiration.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avante
Snow out in the middle of a desert, now how cool would that be and something new to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Trill Clinton
I take December totally off, no lifting and eat like a hog. Do everything wrong and love it. Then in Jan it's starts up again, I start all over again. The discipline.
Just so you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by SpursforSix
There will be no more of this between you and me. It's over. You talk like a real adult and we'll talk, you bring that silliness you will be ignored. So do we have an understandng?
Grow up, ok?
I need you people to grow up, the immaturity we see here is ridiculous. So if you plan on talking to me drop the childish behavior or you will be ignored. I'm totally bored with the silliness and you should be also.
:lol I'm not sure if there's a better way than that to describe you, tbhQuote:
Originally Posted by Avante
Wait, yes there is: pedophile
I'm completely happy....I just think you're a clown.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avante
And if it's so fantastic, why do you spend a vast majority of your time on the Internet posting at a site that you believe most of the posters to be childish and immature?
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Originally Posted by Avante
:jack
I've noticed you always pretty much ignore....you. I think it's time to talk about you instead of me. Tell me johnsmith why are you so worried about me? When you show up here what do you do first, yep, me. What's with that? Why are you so concerned about me?Quote:
Originally Posted by johnsmith
This thread is about my Christmas in the mountains. So why are you even here?
We are going to do things differently in 2017, time for a change.
"Avante" was fun, very entertaining, but time to move on.
Aren't you bored with all that silliness by now? You've seen the impact it makes, yep....0.Quote:
Originally Posted by SpursforSix
Be real, ok?
The cartoon posting is over as far as I'm concerned. Time to start acting like mature adults with some intelligence. So if you plan on dealing with me then you'll have to cool the silliness, immaturity and that ...DUH!
Time for a change people.
Getting back to Xmas....
What was the best gift you got?
Yes, we're aware that you're a welfare queen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crickets
It gets you attention, which you crave more than anything else in the world.Quote:
And who needs to lie on the internet, what do you gain by that?
We all get the fact you're a miserable human being CN you make that very clear but why you lie like you do...why? I've made it very clear who I am and what I'm about, welfare queen? Why do you talk stupid like that? I worked for over 50 years, and was able to retire a few years ago. You can't read?Quote:
Originally Posted by Clipper Nation
I'm an x footballer, trackster who is into the origins of things that interest me. A big guy who likes to stay in shape. Why struggle with that like you do?
Tell us all again about that muffed punt by Tyreek Hill, ha! Will you ever learn a game is four quarters?
$$$$$$$$$ will never be a problem in my life, simply the facts.
More lies from the old fake-Internet-life faggot.
So I never played football, ran track? I don't need to know the origins of my interests? I don't workout? I;m not $$$$$$ set for life?Quote:
Originally Posted by Clipper Nation
You act like that just can't be, why not?
Now if I said I was all state in football, set numerous track records, was on the cover of a Muscle mag and filty rich. I could understand the.....????
CN is this really you? Do you actually act this way out in public? Really, I;m serious. How can you survive this way?
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Originally Posted by Clipper Nation
I don't blame you for taking that out. It is pretty stupid to think running track, playing football and working out is some .....OH MY GOD. And, we all work this is news to you? So I like to read, wow!
Obviously as usual you totally ignore anything said about you.
Classic CN, you can dish it out but can't take it.
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Originally Posted by Clipper Nation
That was just too easy, so predictable.
You wanna shut this guy up just ask him anything about himself. He will never ever go there.
Talk about hard to believe.....kid played football, ran some track, likes to read and stay in shape and worked for a living. WOW, talk about a fantasy, ha!
We had an agreement and you backed out. All this is just more deflecting...just like you've done ever since I told you I had a video(one that was verified by another poster here) and you suddenly made every excuse in the world not to make one. Why do you think you are getting the crickets treatment from me and everyone else? You simply aren't worth taking seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avante
Any grown man who thinks chirping at somebody is taking things seriously, ha! And the only ones playng that are losers like you in case you haven't noticed. This thread is..Avante...right?Quote:
Originally Posted by benefactor
I watched how you act and knew there was noway in hell you are going to do anything other than...."that isn't you"...and you make that real obvious. It's really important to you (for some strange reason) that I'm fat and ugly and stupid and poor and a wreck/mess. No way you are going to..."damn, you are the real deal"....and we both know this so why bother with it and you never showed anything guy and you never will.
Let's see any video/pictures of you doing anything. That will not happen and you know it. So you are a liar about that video.
chirp chirp
That right there, is why I have no respect for you, you are too immature to bother with.Quote:
Originally Posted by benefactor
Time to put you back on ignore.
Feeling is mutual...so...
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Originally Posted by benefactor
Moving on....
One of my brother in laws does nothing but pushups and pullups, and dips using chairs. He's ripped in the upper body. He said he goes until he can't do anymore. Just one long set. According to him he's in and out in 30 minutes, hmmmm?
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Originally Posted by benefactor
:lol the abundance of the old faggot on every board in every thread really makes me appreciate Koolaid_Man tbh
The "old" Avante progressively emerged with every post. It's like a comic book where an ex-villain claims he is going strait and does for a few ishes and then, as everyone knows, he goes back to bank heists and plans of world domination.
Body weight excercises are great for shredding, strength, and muscular endurance. Only reason I really use weights is to add size. Hard to put on alot of size with body weight exercises.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avante
You ever hear the name Mike Joplin, Avante? Man who did pull ups like crazy for 50 years and other calisthenics. He's kept in good shape for a guy in his 70sQuote:
Originally Posted by Avante
did he bend you over in the mountains?
You and Koolaid Man a perfect fit.Quote:
Originally Posted by DJR210
Time to cool the silly lists, the videos, the vulgar lingo, the translations and stop calling peope slick, amigo, little man, and midget. Show a little respect and stop playing a character. Bored with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chucho
Will totally/completely/100% be ignoring my navy days talk. Time to cool that silliness.
Scott Joplin the old piano player and Janis Joplin the only Joplins I'm aware of.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mitch
I did pushups, squats, pullups in boot camp, yes it obviously works but ya don't gain size, more about density.
Not sure why you play that, why this need to show everyone your immaturity?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gummi Clutch
Yes, that's true, you can have that Bruce Lee physique, in a word...tight. But you won't be adding any muscular size. That only comes with progressive weight training. Must break down the muscle.Quote:
Originally Posted by ElKingslayer2
Density is where you get that working man's strength. I've seen laborers who are smaller than gym rats but incredibly strong stillQuote:
Originally Posted by Avante
Mechanic wrists, carpenters shoulders. That is a different kind of strength.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mitch
Gymnasts have some serious strenght without looking the part.
But, I confess I'm more into vanity and showy muscularity at this stage of things. The most important body parts after 40.....legs, butt and abs. They are the first to go, so ya need to do more work in those areas.
Can't forget the back, older you are the most muscular support you'll want. Posture is much more important in that regards, tho I figure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avante
Good point and very true. Heavy rowing a great back excercise. Just one long set until the burn set in. This needs as heavy as ya can manage to rep out at around 20ish. And lift with the back not the arms.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mitch
I do prefer the different body parts alternating days routine. Taking Sundays off.
The home gym is the only way to go. And all you really need is a bench with bar, a curling bar, a couple dumbells and 300 pounds of assorted plates***. You wanna get in and get out, no driving, no waiting, no chatter and standing around. You need too roll, so the home gym is it. You don't need to handle real heavy weights that takes a spotter.
I gotta have cold hard steel, love that...clank. Not into pullies, and that sort of thing.
*** a lot of 2.5 plates, it's all about progressive stress on the muscle. You break it down and the growth comes with the rejuvenation of the muscle from rest/sleep. Another reason the best way to go is alternating days, that gives the muscle group time to rebuild. Every few months you add weight, now a new stress on the muscle.
Never eat.... CHEETOS Flamin' Hot.... out of the bag then rub your eyes. What an idiot, ouch!
Back to them hills for me, I need to do some painting and clean up the place. This time I'm the Lone Ranger without a Tonto. Don't like sleeping alone this time of the year, but who does:toast
He's just jealousQuote:
Originally Posted by Avante
Bend over faggot, I'll show you a perfect fitQuote:
Originally Posted by Avante
:lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by DJR210
This is how I imagine a conversation goes with Avante in real life:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xov5BRFWu-g
Same, I usually go...Quote:
Originally Posted by Avante
Shoulder/triceps
Back/bicep
Chest/triceps
Legs
Full body for two dats, whatever I feel is lacking or I want to do
Rest, usually swim since it helps me recover.
To tell another man to bend over and show him a perfect fit makes me question who the real faggot is.Quote:
Originally Posted by DJR210
Bend over, I'll fucking show you who the real faggot is.Quote:
Originally Posted by lebomb
this you????Quote:
Originally Posted by Avante
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:lolQuote:
Originally Posted by SpursforSix
Hmmmmm, I thought bending another man over and fuckin his ass makes you a faggot as well? Todays Spurstalk :rolleyesQuote:
Originally Posted by SpursforSix
oh shit...you're a dude???Quote:
Originally Posted by lebomb
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Originally Posted by SpursforSix
Yep, and one that isnt gonna bend another mufawkin man over like you claim to do.
:lolQuote:
Originally Posted by SpursforSix
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Originally Posted by Avante
Vain Judy is going to hell for that tree ya know. If she dont like it tough shit. She should read her bible before having you do heathen shit.
Jeremiah 10King James Version (KJV)
10 Hear ye the word which the Lord speaketh unto you, O house of Israel:
2 Thus saith the Lord, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.
3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.
4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.
Yall christmas tree cuttin heathens gonna answer for that one. You tell that Judy okay??
:rolleyesQuote:
Originally Posted by Quetzal-X
Who hurt you?
:lol
:lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Darth_Pelican
UTSAbrainsQuote:
Originally Posted by lebomb
STFU before I get SpursforSix to bend you over biatch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gummi Clutch
Aren't you people bored with the same old tired silliness? Come on.
It's pouring down rain here in Cali and has been for a couple days now and another storm is on it's way. As everyone knows we need it. We were down to water rationing as far as lawns went, and it could have got more serious. Farmers very concerned and Cali is the ag capital of the world.
Like to sit out in my truck with that Kenwood sound system on a rainy day listening to them blues. Those speakers in that small confined space really is outerwordly as the rain comes pouring down. You can feel the sounds in your bones.
Thank goodness for the rain. Too bad that LA is still going to illegally take the water supply from the Central Valley and all the farms that provide 90% of the food to all the folks this side of the Rockies just so the fine folks in a polluted cesspool can have green lawns this summer. But hey, green lawns are more important and the farmland and fishing economies of central valley towns be damned, as well as the people who like to, ya know, eat food.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avante
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Originally Posted by lebomb
Go grab the dunce cap and sit in the corner.
Deflecting by dick riding is just too faggy.
Nope...just like you never seem to get tired of living a fake internet life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avante
While I love NORCAL I hate the LA area. But also love San Diego, LOVE San Diego.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chucho
Yes, that totally sucks and talk about stupidity and greed there it is, the hell with LA.
Hmmmmmmm, wouldn't really wanna live in Oakland for obvious reasons.