Game Thread: 1/31 Spurs vs. Thunder 7:30 PM CST (8:30 PM EST, 3:30 AM Riga Time)

Game is on NBA TV tonight. :flag:

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Can Enrique please sit out for the season?

Third loss in a row.

Or better yet just retire, tbh.

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This thread is brought to you by ST's Phishing Scandal :lol

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This thread is brought to you by ST's Phishing Scandal :lol

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:lmao

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Westbrook vs Parker/Mills http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/imag...idepressed.gif

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This thread is brought to you by ST's Phishing Scandal :lol

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:lol

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Originally Posted by TheDoctor

This thread is brought to you by ST's Phishing Scandal :lol

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Heh. It's good to have a well-known sponsor. :lol

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Originally Posted by r0drig0lac

Westbrook vs Parker/Mills :depressed

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Stat padder vs 4x Champion & Mills

I want to see Murray play some minutes against Westbrook if we get up by 15 or so points. Not that I think Murray could stop him, but I'd like to see how Murray poises himself against someone like Westbrook. Seeing as Murray's potential gets compared a lot to WB I think it would be interesting and judging by how he talks, I think Dijon would be up to it.

Anyways, GSG and let's get back to winning FFS. :flag: :flag: :flag:

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Originally Posted by TheGreatYacht

Stat padder vs 4x Champion & Mills

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Mills is a Champion brah. :tu

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Originally Posted by GSH

Heh. It's good to have a well-known sponsor. :lol

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:lol

https://cs7063.vk.me/c636727/v636727...22XBL4V6Yo.jpg

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Originally Posted by dabom

Mills is a Champion brah. :tu

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Trolling aside, Paddy was a beast in 2014 tbh

Dope gif. I remember that play and always thought Russ intentionally hit Kawhi in the face tbh

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Trolling aside, Paddy was a beast in 2014 tbh

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Who knew we were gonna draft fucking cancer in that draft.

Probably a 20 point loss

FTT

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Who knew we were gonna draft fucking cancer in that draft.

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Fathead ended up being pretty good after all :king

Is that scrub who destroyed Kawhi last year playing?

So, who is our other starting big tonight?

David? Davis? Dewayne? Kyle?

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Originally Posted by BillMc

So, who is our other starting big tonight?

David? Davis? Dewayne? Kyle?

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Hmmm
I tend to suspect Pop goes Davis. I think he did well his last game and as well as Lee has played in any lineup, I think the bench needs him with Dewayne lately off his game. I also think if Simmons is back into the lineup from his injury, it's possible Pop wants to keep his real bench rotation together so they can gel again.

Michael C. Wright
ESPN Staff Writer


Gregg Popovich just said Jonathon Simmons will play tonight.

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Originally Posted by Drom John

Michael C. Wright
ESPN Staff Writer


Gregg Popovich just said Jonathon Simmons will play tonight.

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Should be good to have Simmons back in the rotation.

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Paddy explaining how to stop someone defensively. :lmao

^ :lol

Next Up: Daboom discusses how to add value to a forum.

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Originally Posted by Hoops Czar

Paddy explaining how to stop someone defensively. :lmao

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That's why he looks confused in that picture.

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Originally Posted by DPG21920

^ :lol

Next Up: Daboom discusses how to add value to a forum.

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I'll keep regulating. :lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS2IAU7A7oc

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Originally Posted by Hoops Czar

Paddy explaining how to stop someone defensively. :lmao

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I just saw a replay of Patty defending Seth Curry in the closing seconds of that game. Should be in an instructional video, TBH. :lol

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Originally Posted by DPG21920

^ :lol

Next Up: Daboom discusses how to add value to a forum.

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And tune in next week to see 10 secrets on how to look taller.

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And tune in next week to see 10 secrets on how to look taller.

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:lol

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Originally Posted by RD2191

And tune in next week to see 10 secrets on how to look taller.

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:lol

Damn NBA ��

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Originally Posted by BillMc

So, who is our other starting big tonight?

David? Davis? Dewayne? Kyle?

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I'm thinking ditto on what SAG just said. I'm thinking getting the second unit to gel is important, but Pay won't be back for a while. However as long as we win I'm good! At the game now!
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And tune in next week to see 10 secrets on how to look taller.

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The only reason that is funny is because your brain did not grasp the concept. With what you said, I am short so I should be knowledgeable about how to look taller.

The joke however is you are supposed to say something that is the opposite or ironic. For example: Mills talking about defense since he is no good at it.

:lol Being only slightly above average height but below average intelligence.

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Originally Posted by DPG21920

The only reason that is funny is because your brain did not grasp the concept. With what you said, I am short so I should be knowledgeable about how to look taller.

The joke however is you are supposed to say something that is the opposite or ironic. For example: Mills talking about defense since he is no good at it.

:lol Being only slightly above average height but below average intelligence.

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Lol. Don't try and spin this shit. It was a joke, and a funny one at that. Just take the L like the half a man that you are.

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Originally Posted by RD2191

Lol. Don't try and spin this shit. It was a joke, and a funny one at that. Just take the L like the half a man that you are.

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Huh? You don't realize what you did even after it being explained? I mean, it was a short joke, so cool, but it was like watching Laker fans in the ironic book thread fail over and over :lol

I have no problem with jokes at my expense, especially from other short guys like you. But you messed up and didn't understand the concept :lol

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Huh? You don't realize what you did even after it being explained? I mean, it was a short joke, so cool, but it was like watching Laker fans in the ironic book thread fail over and over :lol

I have no problem with jokes at my expense, especially from other short guys like you. But you messed up and didn't understand the concept :lol

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Blah blah blah. And you're full of shit, you we're ripping on dabom because you think he's a shitty poster, not because you we're trying to be ironic. Keep spinning it though. It's obvious you can't take your Ls like a man.

I'm 6'1 by the way. Is that short?

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Blah blah blah. And you're full of shit, you we're ripping on dabom because you think he's a shitty poster, not because you we're trying to be ironic. Keep spinning it though. It's obvious you can't take your Ls like a man.

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:lmao you are truly stupid (and I mean no offense). Of course I was ripping on Daboom because he's a shitty poster but it was in context of the Patty joke. I said Daboom was going to talk about adding value to a forum (that was the ironic part since he in fact, knows nothing about adding value to a forum).

Man you are so dumb lol

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I'm 6'1 by the way. Is that short?

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Yes. Relative to a man.

Everyone knows I'm a top poster here. Not even porker fluffers can dispute.

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Originally Posted by RD2191

I'm 6'1 by the way. Is that short?

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:lmao now we are lying :tu

You already outed yourself as a slightly above average height poster (whom is slightly below average in looks) when you posted your picture.

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Yes. Relative to a man.

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:lmao

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:lmao you are truly stupid (and I mean no offense). Of course I was ripping on Daboom because he's a shitty poster but it was in context of the Patty joke. I said Daboom was going to talk about adding value to a forum (that was the ironic part since he in fact, knows nothing about adding value to a forum).

Man you are so dumb lol

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:lmao keep telling yourself that. Take the L short stuff. Just accept it and move on.

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Originally Posted by RD2191

I'm 6'1 by the way. Is that short?

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Yes. I'm 6'2".

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Originally Posted by DPG21920

:lmao now we are lying :tu

You already outed yourself as a slightly above average height poster (whom is slightly below average in looks) when you posted your picture.

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Crofl. When did I post my picture? You're an idiot, a short idiot.

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Yes. I'm 6'2".

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With heels?

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With heels?

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:lol

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:lmao keep telling yourself that. Take the L short stuff. Just accept it and move on.

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Telling myself what :lol? How dumb are you? What college did you attend?

People made fun of Mills for talking about defense. Because he's not good at it.

I made fun of Daboom adding value to the forum. Because he's not good at it.

You made fun of me being slightly shorter than you. When I'm actually short and thus should be good at it.

You totally missed the point then have doubled-down on how stupid you looked and then lied about your height when we've all seen your slightly below average face in a picture.

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Crofl. When did I post my picture? You're an idiot, a short idiot.

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Wow.

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Originally Posted by DPG21920

Telling myself what :lol? How dumb are you? What college did you attend?

People made fun of Mills for talking about defense. Because he's not good at it.

I made fun of Daboom adding value to the forum. Because he's not good at it.

You made fun of me being slightly shorter than you. When I'm actually short and thus should be good at it.

You totally missed the point then have doubled-down on how stupid you looked and then lied about your height when we've all seen your slightly below average face in a picture.

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Bruh why are you so asshurt? You really think I'm even ready your idiotic replies?

DPG getting beat like a prostitute that can't pay her pimp. :lmao

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Wow.

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Wow what? When did I post my picture?

Oh, man, Sean just bitch-slapped Matt Bonner in the pre-game. Bonner talking about how to defend Westbrook. Sean looks a little twisted, and says, "Well, uh, I appreciate what you're saying, Matt. But I'll just take what Pop told me one time. If I'm gonna tell the big I want him to stay up on the hip, and force Russel Westbrook left or right, and corral him, and he says, 'Hey, coach, I can't do that" and I'll say, 'Well if you can't do that, then I'll get someone else who can'."

"And furthermore, Matt, I don't need my big to stay out there like we saw with Pachulia who gets caught off balance..."


Sean was pretty clear that he doesn't think very much of Matt Bonner's game plan. Then Bonner tries to act like that's what he was saying, and that Sean is "exactly right" :lol

How bad did I trigger dpg with my short joke? :lol

I'm literally 12 feet tall. Come at me.

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DPG getting beat like a prostitute that can't pay her pimp. :lmao

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:lmao

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Originally Posted by Robz4000

I'm literally 12 feet tall. Come at me.

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I'll hit you up when I get deported.

Turns into a Trump thread

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How bad did I trigger dpg with my short joke? :lol

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It wasn't a trigger. You should know that if you are going to poke me you better come perfect. However, you f*cked up and showed your low IQ.

I even laughed overall, but when you come at Da Point Gawd you better come correct and you didn't.

Trump supporters, like Methlahoma City civilians, eat possum roadkill

I mean if I'm wrong RD, please have someone correct me. But you have to realize you missed the point of the jokes that were being made, no?

That doesn't mean your joke can't be funny but denying that you missed the point in context makes you look dumb.

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Yes. I'm 6'2".

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6'4" :hat

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It wasn't a trigger. You should know that if you are going to poke me you better come perfect. However, you f*cked up and showed your low IQ.

I even laughed overall, but when you come at Da Point Gawd you better come correct and you didn't.

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Yeah okay bruh.

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All my friends at the Methlahoma clinic...

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6'4" :hat

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Big pimpin. :hat

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Big pimpin. :hat

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:lol :toast

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6'4" :hat

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Guess you taller than me Bill. Tall people will understand how it is to see the top of the fridge. :lol

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I'll hit you up when I get deported.

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You aren't getting deported, primo. I'm not about to start cooking my own Whataburgers. I'll be your sponsor. :lol

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It wasn't a trigger. You should know that if you are going to poke me you better come perfect. However, you f*cked up and showed your low IQ.

I even laughed overall, but when you come at Da Point Gawd you better come correct and you didn't.

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You're obviously triggered. Why not just take the joke?

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You aren't getting deported, primo. I'm not about to start cooking my own Whataburgers. I'll be your sponsor. :lol

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Gracias Senor GSH.

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Guess you taller than me Bill. Tall people will understand how it is to see the top of the fridge. :lol

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:lol

Sadly, I'm becoming so fat my head is always stuck inside the fridge looking for food....though at 3:30 AM today all i have are rice cakes my girlfriend left. Ick...

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Sadly, I'm becoming so fat my head is always stuck inside the fridge looking for food....though at 3:30 AM today all i have are rice cakes my girlfriend left. Ick...

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I'd rather starve than eat rice cakes.

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You're obviously triggered. Why not just take the joke?

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Why not just take getting called out for messing up? Joke can still be funny

Dedmon starting

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I'd rather starve than eat rice cakes.

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That's probably the plan. :lol

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With heels?

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:lol No wonder we've been tagged as a deceptive website

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Dedmon starting

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Hope Westrbook doesn't saddle him with 2 fouls in the first 5 minutes.

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Why not just take getting called out for messing up? Joke can still be funny

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How did I mess up? Is there an ironic joke rule that I missed somewhere?

Take care of the ball Kawhi

I love rice cakes tbh

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:lol

Sadly, I'm becoming so fat my head is always stuck inside the fridge looking for food....though at 3:30 AM today all i have are rice cakes my girlfriend left. Ick...

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You need to move back to the land of beef jerky, Bill. Nature's perfect food. That shit's so full of preservatives, it keeps forever. Just keep 3-4 unopened bags at all times, and you've always got a meal in your cupboard. If you've got a little Crown left, it's a feast.

Damn Kiwi

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How did I mess up? Is there an ironic joke rule that I missed somewhere?

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See why you so riled up over messing up. Why did getting called out trigger you?

LMA

Green guarding Westbrook? Westbrook bought to go off for 60 points

Postups are old fuck basketball. Stop that shit