An Open Prayer To The Basketball Gods

Dear Basketball Gods,

First off, thanks for 2011. Second, we need to talk about the Warriors. You guys have created your fair share of faggy, bitchass teams (2004-2007 era Suns, the Kirilenko/Boozer Jazz, the CP3 Wake Forest team, the CP3/West Hornets, the CP3/Blake Clippers, the Miami Heat's entire existence, etc) but this Warriors team absolutely takes the cake. This just cannot stand. If you truly love us as basketball fans, you will punish these pussies harder than what you did to Josh Howard's career. I'm talking torn ACL's for everyone, Gods. And then microfracture surgeries, and then fuck everyone's Achilles. Except Draymond, he's cool.

Amen.

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Originally Posted by Monostradamus

Dear Basketball Gods,

First off, thanks for 2011. Second, we need to talk about the Warriors. You guys have created your fair share of faggy, bitchass teams (2004-2007 era Suns, the Kirilenko/Boozer Jazz, the CP3 Wake Forest team, the CP3/West Hornets, the CP3/Blake Clippers, the Miami Heat's entire existence, etc) but this Warriors team absolutely takes the cake. This just cannot stand. If you truly love us as basketball fans, you will punish these pussies harder than what you did to Josh Howard's career. I'm talking torn ACL's for everyone, Gods. And then microfracture surgeries, and then fuck everyone's Achilles. Except Draymond, he's cool.

Amen.

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Second this prayer. Most irritating team of all-time. I have Lakers level hate for them.

Best team of all time and dynasty in the making. You peasants are not worthy. Your wishes and prayers are futile. You had a little spark at the start but the better team won and now the series is over.



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Originally Posted by Monostradamus

Dear Basketball Gods,

First off, thanks for 2011. Second, we need to talk about the Warriors. You guys have created your fair share of faggy, bitchass teams (2004-2007 era Suns, the Kirilenko/Boozer Jazz, the CP3 Wake Forest team, the CP3/West Hornets, the CP3/Blake Clippers, the Miami Heat's entire existence, etc) but this Warriors team absolutely takes the cake. This just cannot stand. If you truly love us as basketball fans, you will punish these pussies harder than what you did to Josh Howard's career. I'm talking torn ACL's for everyone, Gods. And then microfracture surgeries, and then fuck everyone's Achilles. Except Draymond, he's cool.

Amen.

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without the shooters he'd be crap anyway

OP (if you're not banned up there) the fish are biting and are about as active as ever upstairs.

tbh now might be the time to turn back the clock and cast out a line imho

I don't get the hate tbh

GOAT team

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Originally Posted by Mark Celibate

OP (if you're not banned up there) the fish are biting and are about as active as ever upstairs.

tbh now might be the time to turn back the clock and cast out a line imho

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:lmao I was denied access upstairs long, long ago. Also had tons of my trolls permabanned for simply encouraging that the Spurs gave a "GOOD JOB GOOD JOB GOOD EFFORT EFFORT!" :cry

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Originally Posted by Chef Curry

Best team of all time and dynasty in the making. You peasants are not worthy. Your wishes and prayers are futile. You had a little spark at the start but the better team won and now the series is over.



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You voluntarily gave up your troll power when you disappeared after the shellacking Lebron handed you in the Finals last year.

3-1 was just the beginning :lol

Seconded.

Fifth'd.

:tu this thread


Fuck the Warriors, and any Laker fans that are riding with a GS flag on their car.

#FuckTheWarriors

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Originally Posted by IronMexican

:tu this thread


Fuck the Warriors, and any Laker fans that are riding with a GS flag on their car.

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The Mexican

BTW, how you feeling about our Raiders moving to Sin City?

8th'd

if the basketball gods can't give us the injuries, i'm ok with embarrassing playoff exits every year. Maybe a 3-0 choke this year in the finals. Then they win 74 games next year and lose in the first round.

Something like that.

They did what they could to stay in Oakland, and if the Chargers don't move to LA to be the 4th biggest team here behind the Raiders, rams and Niners, they probably come here. Mark needed to get them a stadium and he did.

I wasn't a fan at first, but you have to look at the context.

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I dunno, but it looks like a setup for a backdoor sweep or another choke job lead

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Originally Posted by JohnnyMax

My Team: Atlanta Hawks

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Originally Posted by TDMVPDPOY

I dunno, but it looks like a setup for a backdoor sweep or another choke job lead

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Well I don't think the Warriors want to choke again.....

I hope the Warriors's plane crashes and explodes and lands on chef curry's house and kills him along with his family members tbh...

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Originally Posted by illusioNtEk

I hope the Warriors's plane crashes and explodes and lands on chef curry's house and kills him along with his family members tbh...

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That's a bit rough. Torn ACLs and maybe a few arrests and some food poisoning would suffice.

you are so soft tbh, hoping injuries and all :lol this match shows just how unbalanced of a team the warriors are, so weak in getting 25 down to the spurs, and they were not coasting.

I hope they are at full strength and choke big time against the cavs, lebron wins another one and the warriors disintegrate from bitterness and infighting, they're all bitter beta losers, it can be seen from a mile away. That way they'll ALWAYS be remembered as chokers and bitter losers. A fate far worse then torn ACLs tbh.

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Originally Posted by IronMexican

:tu this thread


Fuck the Warriors, and any Laker fans that are riding with a GS flag on their car.

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I dont agree on fuck the warriors but cant stand the Jordan era Bulls level of dick riding by some former Lakers fake ass bandwaggoning no loyalty sons of bitches...

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Originally Posted by monosylab1k

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His real team is Team Kobetard.