All-NBA psychotic team

PG - Jason Williams. likes to pick fights with reporters.
SG - Kobe Bryant. Main reason Laker dynasty is shit now.
SF - Ron Artest. the MVP-Most Valuable Psychotic of the league:
"I always knew I'm a ghetto-type guy. I'm from the 'hood. I'm going to be ghetto for the rest of my life. At the same time there's a lot of kids out there that look up to you. For that I'll change." :lmao
PF - Rasheed Wallace. Clearly has issues.
C - Kwame Brown. Is trying his hardest to take Artest's crown.

Honorable Mention: Ricky Davis, Antoine Walker and the Christies :lol

You missed Bonzi Wells as an obvious candidate.

Did this thread stem from the Artest wants to box thread?

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Originally Posted by ZStomp

Did this thread stem from the Artest wants to box thread?

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that and the kwame brown brilliance that's been going around lately

Well, I don't know about the Kobe pick. He's not really psycho in the same way that the rest of these guys are. He's just got a huge ego and cheats on his wife. I'd say put AI in his place. It's true that he hasn't done anything crazy in a while, but I think that kicking a naked woman out of your house and then going looking for her while waving around a hand gun goes a long way.

that team would be pretty good

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that team would be pretty good

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for the 5 minutes it would last

nah, they would come together through their dysfunction

Yes, nothing unites a team like dysfunction.

Just ask the Portland Trailblazers or the Minnesota Vikings.

by the way, is Eddie Griffin still in the league? He could be on the bench, no?

I don't know about Rasheed Wallace being psycho. I know I'm going out on a limb here, because the guy has made sure that his issues are no secret, but . . . I just think that he's more misunderstood than psycho.

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Originally Posted by spurs_fan_in_exile

Well, I don't know about the Kobe pick. He's not really psycho in the same way that the rest of these guys are. He's just got a huge ego and cheats on his wife. I'd say put AI in his place. It's true that he hasn't done anything crazy in a while, but I think that kicking a naked woman out of your house and then going looking for her while waving around a hand gun goes a long way.

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:lol I'd put Shaq in there before Kobe when it comes to psychotic-ness...........

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Originally Posted by 1Parker1

:lol I'd put Shaq in there before Kobe when it comes to psychotic-ness...........

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Why?

QUESTION.

Another question: Who's the coach?

You can't forget Danny Fortson. Latrell Sprewell?

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Another question: Who's the coach?

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bobby knight?

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Why?

QUESTION.

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Classic Shaq-isms:

"I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA."

"I said what I felt, and people try to control people. But you can never control me. I'm a 31-year-old juvenile delinquent. Nobody can control me."

-- O'Neal, after being suspended in February by the NBA for uttering an obscenity during a live television interview.

"If I keep playing, my name will be inscripted in the NBA bible for many years to come. That's what it's all about. That's so kids 20 or 30 years down the line from now go, `Man, O'Neal had 90,000 points. He played until he was 60. And he was still asking for the maximum at 60.'"

Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I sexy? I don't know."

:lol And there's plenty more weirdo quotes by Shaq. I'll admit, the guy is funny at times, but other times he seems to be living in his own pseudo world.

Sure Kobe is an adulter and has a big ego.......but that doesn't neccessarily meean he's "pychotic". :lol

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You can't forget Danny Fortson. Latrell Sprewell?

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Fortson is not a psycho. Just a big fat pussy who looks like Annie. Latrell is more autistic than psycho.

And Bobby knight as coach :tu :lol

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Originally Posted by 1Parker1

Classic Shaq-isms:


"If I keep playing, my name will be inscripted in the NBA bible for many years to come. That's what it's all about. That's so kids 20 or 30 years down the line from now go, `Man, O'Neal had 90,000 points. He played until he was 60. And he was still asking for the maximum at 60.'"

Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I sexy? I don't know."

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that stuff is funny. its nice to read this when you're down it cheers you up :lol

The team would not be worth talking about unless you brought Vernon Maxwell out of retirement.

Kermit Washington..put him on the team, if not for the name alone.

Damn...how could we have forgotten Rodman! Although, I thought we were just talking about current NBA Freakazoids.

JR Ryder

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Kermit Washington..put him on the team, if not for the name alone.

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Man, have you seen any of the recent interviews with Kermit Washington? That guy is far from psycho. I'll admit that he had one bad moment on a basketball court and has had to pay for a very long time for that horrendous decision, but he's redeemed himself with charitable work and has even managed to receive an opportunity to coach with Asheville in the NBDL last season (which required NBA approval).

What did he say that has freaked people out? I"m curious to know.

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What did he say that has freaked people out? I"m curious to know.

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It's not what he said. He's the dude that almost killed Tomjanovic w/1 punch on the court.It was an accident, I doubt he's a psycho

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Originally Posted by 1Parker1

Classic Shaq-isms:

"I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA."

"I said what I felt, and people try to control people. But you can never control me. I'm a 31-year-old juvenile delinquent. Nobody can control me."

-- O'Neal, after being suspended in February by the NBA for uttering an obscenity during a live television interview.

"If I keep playing, my name will be inscripted in the NBA bible for many years to come. That's what it's all about. That's so kids 20 or 30 years down the line from now go, `Man, O'Neal had 90,000 points. He played until he was 60. And he was still asking for the maximum at 60.'"

Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I sexy? I don't know."

:lol And there's plenty more weirdo quotes by Shaq. I'll admit, the guy is funny at times, but other times he seems to be living in his own pseudo world.

Sure Kobe is an adulter and has a big ego.......but that doesn't neccessarily meean he's "pychotic". :lol

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talking about immortality...

ShaQ defines the true meaning of big EGO in the league.

I got more respect on Kobe than ShaQ. And he's not afraid to say about the real who the Shaq is. Bravo! :tu

cassell

You've got to add Sprewell to this starting five. No other player in history ever attacked his coach in a fit of "psychotic" rage. Of course, if he doesn't land a job soon, he'll only be eligible for the "former" players list.

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Well, I don't know about the Kobe pick. He's not really psycho in the same way that the rest of these guys are. He's just got a huge ego and cheats on his wife. I'd say put AI in his place. It's true that he hasn't done anything crazy in a while, but I think that kicking a naked woman out of your house and then going looking for her while waving around a hand gun goes a long way.

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Wow, I didn't know about that one. Tell me more!
Dang, Ai is crazy. I can't see anyone in their right mind doing that.

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Originally Posted by SenorSpur

You've got to add Sprewell to this starting five. No other player in history ever attacked his coach in a fit of "psychotic" rage. Of course, if he doesn't land a job soon, he'll only be eligible for the "former" players list.

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Plus, we all know that he has a family to feed.

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Originally Posted by milkyway21

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talking about immortality...

ShaQ defines the true meaning of big EGO in the league.

I got more respect on Kobe than ShaQ. And he's not afraid to say about the real who the Shaq is. Bravo! :tu

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I might be wrong, but from where I sit Shaq looks like a total class act.
I have a lot of respect for him. He's supposed to be a good father, gives up money so that his team can get better, paid for the funeral of Mikan and anybody that is as big, strong and athletic as he is and still puts up with that Hack A Shaq without laying people out must be patient.

I never did believe that girl about rape, but I lost some respect for him since he cheated on his wife. I know that he must have had millions of opportunities, but its still not right.

Steve Jax's fight in Detroit, his balla tude, and remark about Blacks and gold chains should put him on the bench at least. His career as a psycho is all in front of him

Considerations: Latrell Sprewell, Ricky Davis, Rafer Alston, Erick Dampier, Darius Miles

Mrs. Doug Christie as the cheerleader?

Ricky Davis cleaned up his act last season, and it is unethical to scoff at anyone who jumped over steve nash and posterized him.

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Mrs. Doug Christie as the cheerleader?

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Wouldn't that be Doug as a cheerleader and MRS as a player?

I can't remember who's supposed to be the guy in that relationship.

What about Marcus Camby?... He smacked his own coach trying to hit Danny Ferry!!.... And that was also pretty funny

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He's supposed to be a good father, gives up money so that his team can get better, paid for the funeral of Mikan

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you one another example? when people look up to you and listen to whatever you say to the media then you tell people you slept with Cindy Crawford, Venus Williams, etc. then after 2 two days you realized you made a mistake you backtracked by saying "it was just a joke" it's psychotic to me-whoever you are.

Joke? :lol

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What about Marcus Camby?... He smacked his own coach trying to hit Danny Ferry!!.... And that was also pretty funny

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speaking of new Cav GM Danny Ferry, how about that player (i forgot who it was), who spit on his face yrs ago? :smokin

was it intentional? DRob saw it.

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I might be wrong, but from where I sit Shaq looks like a total class act.
I have a lot of respect for him. He's supposed to be a good father, gives up money so that his team can get better, paid for the funeral of Mikan and anybody that is as big, strong and athletic as he is and still puts up with that Hack A Shaq without laying people out must be patient.

I never did believe that girl about rape, but I lost some respect for him since he cheated on his wife. I know that he must have had millions of opportunities, but its still not right.

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Shaq isn't the classiest guy himself, what I have learned from all of this fiasco that went on last season is you really never know an nba player, no matter what they try to portray on TV.

Shaq does a lot of good in the community that he is in, but honestly there is stuff out there where shaq himself was groping women when it was unwanted, yet that didn't recieve nearly as much publicity (Orlando Magic days).

Do we really know what kind of a father Shaq is? We do not live in that household, nor would i care to.

And another thing if shaq truely cared about his organization/team he would not be demanding the sum of money he demands. He gives up money because he recieves a huge lump sum of it.

If i'm also not mistaken this is the very shaq that missed chick hearns funeral service. Wow dont you think shaq of all people could/would attend a laker greats service?

What one may want you to believe may not necessarily be the truth...i.e. Kobe.