i HATE WHAT IFS.. BUT....

What if there was a conservative in the white house who had no cloud of criminal activity, and had high approval numbers while in the midst of war time.. what WWNDD!(NBADAN) :elephant

He'd probably would try to criminalize the fact that he owns stock in Exxon mobile.

Criminalize the fact that he cannot be googled for shitty topics.

Fuck! Somebody needs to start a Top 10 things NBADan Would google for if JEsus Christ was president!

heres number 10.
10.Jesus's FEMA appointment of Christ crony ST. THomas was a negligent crime! ......When thomas was asked why the slow katrina relief effort, he said "Sorry , I had to see it, to relieve it.".

sorry Scott, here that's better. Hopefully I fulfilled your desire to correct someone grammaticaly. I guess the "Get an English Master's in 1 WEEK!" program has been slow in getting you your day job.

9. Read posts from people who can string together a complete sentence.

I admit Clinton was not perfect and lied under oath about a blowjob.

See...come on Bush supporters!

Admitting he's not perfect and his adminstration has practiced some very questionable tactics is not really that hard if you just try...maybe with a little help from your friends?

Dude, Nixon lied but he was demonized by the press. Clinton got away with it. We conservatives love to point out the hypocrisy of the MM through out all this. And to be exact Joe, Clinton lied not only by the sexual intimacy ommission, but he lied to the grand jury, made others lie for him, obstructed justice, and lied about ever knowing paula jones. The real thing they were going after clinton was a scam real estate transaction ala Enron Style! and the sexual harrasment of Paula JOnes.

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Dude, Nixon lied but he was demonized by the press. Clinton got away with it. We conservatives love to point out the hypocrisy of the MM through out all this. And to be exact Joe, Clinton lied not only by the sexual intimacy ommission, but he lied to the grand jury, made others lie for him, obstructed justice, and lied about ever knowing paula jones. The real thing they were going after clinton was a scam real estate transaction ala Enron Style! and the sexual harrasment of Paula JOnes.

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And then?

His Justice dept purposely blocked an investigation on whether Clinton recieved illegal campaign finances in exchange for nucleur secrets. his justice department also blocked the investagation of Waco. I dont shed a tear for a crazed nut like Koresh, but childrens lives were at stake.

Clinton is bad guys, let's just admit that. We can't lie about it anymore. Clinton was so evil. He lied about a blowjob and we lost thousands of lives because of it. So, so bad. I feel safer under Bush. Really. He takes great care of our country. Nothing bad about him.

Clinton, you "Evil Liar of Blowjobs"

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His Justice dept purposely blocked an investigation on whether Clinton recieved illegal campaign finances in exchange for nucleur secrets. his justice department also blocked the investagation of Waco. I dont shed a tear for a crazed nut like Koresh, but childrens lives were at stake.

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And then?

Worst Thread Ever

Its funny how scott- main attorney for the NBADAN un-paid legal defense team all of the sudden decided to install a grammar oligarchy, while joe made something about clinton.

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Its funny how scott- main attorney for the NBADAN un-paid legal defense team all of the sudden decided to install a grammar oligarchy, while joe made something about clinton.

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Were you saying that while you were taking a leak and confused your own dick for your boxer strand.

It's the neocon boutons.

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It's the neocon boutons.

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I smell a limerick.

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Were you saying that while you were taking a leak and confused your own dick for your boxer strand.

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your stupidity amuses me so I took you off of my ignore list.

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and then it made dumbasses like Guru of Nuttin, excuse treasonous acts like selling nucleur secrets to the chineese, who plan to use it on us.

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and then it made dumbasses like Guru of Nuttin, excuse treasonous acts like selling nucleur secrets to the chineese, who plan to use it on us.

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your stupidity amuses me so I took you off of my ignore list.

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Oh damn. I guess thats one less person who gets to recieve fruitcake and A greeting card for christmas.

And then Bush got elected.. ANd now our nucleur secrets are not being pawned of to Pakistan.

I will give clinton credit for signing Newt Gingrich's legislature.

I've admitted Clinton lied.

No, proof the Libby lied too.

How hard is that to admit?

And this smells of something much deeper than a lie. This, to me, shows the lengths this administration was willing to go to get their plans done.

Scarey shit.

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And then Bush got elected.. ANd now our nucleur secrets are not being pawned of to Pakistan.

I will give clinton credit for signing Newt Gingrich's legislature.

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It's nucular, dumbass.

gtown is having a serious meltdown here. Step away from the keyboard and take a nap.

Bush learned about the nukeeler weapons on the "internetsss", let's be honest now.

Sign recently seen in Washington, DC:

"Would someone please give him a blow job so we can impeach him!?!"

What if reagonomics worked!