Coronavirus is one mutation away from infecting millions

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Originally Posted by Will Hunting

Just walked in to CVS luckily right after they stocked the toilet paper shelves, I was down to my last roll :lol

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Our house actually needs TP and I'm a little embarrassed to go buy any.

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Originally Posted by Will Hunting

Yeah when I was at CVS the cashier was morbidly obese and coughing all over the place. I asked to see the manager and to get a new cashier :lol

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i thought dmc was on a plane.

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Originally Posted by clambake

i thought dmc was on a plane.

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:lmao

THE REAL REASON WHY THEY CANCEL EVERYTHING IN THE NAME OF CORONAVIRUS
https://youtu.be/xL2XLqoQyKM

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Originally Posted by Will Hunting

Yeah when I was at CVS the cashier was morbidly obese and coughing all over the place. I asked to see the manager and to get a new cashier :lol

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I love how you included "morbidly obese" to add to the general level of disgust of an individual recklessly coughing in the midst of a pandemic.:lol

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Originally Posted by clambake

i thought dmc was on a plane.

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:lmao

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Originally Posted by Nathan89

I love how you included "morbidly obese" to add to the general level of disgust of an individual recklessly coughing in the midst of a pandemic.:lol

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She was a gross person in general. Her shirt looked like it hadn’t been washed in weeks and she had food remnants all over her face like a 4 year old who’d just eaten spaghetti with tomato sauce :lol

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Originally Posted by clambake

i thought dmc was on a plane.

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:lol

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Originally Posted by clambake

i thought dmc was on a plane.

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:rollin:rollin:rollin

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Originally Posted by Nathan89

I have plenty and the grocery stores still haven't been rushed in my area. Although some cleaning agents are not available. One could easily get the groceries they need at the moment.

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As of now thank goodness full scale panic hasn't sat in here yet in MD. The only thing that's impossible to find is hand sanitizer anywhere. Hand Sanitizer shelves are completely wiped out.

Overweight Americans are prepared for the food shortage. That was funny though.

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Originally Posted by Will Hunting

Just walked in to CVS luckily right after they stocked the toilet paper shelves, I was down to my last roll :lol

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barbarian, leaving it to your last roll even in peacetime is a crime!

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Originally Posted by phxspurfan

barbarian, leaving it to your last roll even in peacetime is a crime!

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I’ve been looking for the last several days, all the grocery stores are out :lol

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Originally Posted by Spurminator

Our house actually needs TP and I'm a little embarrassed to go buy any.

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you late

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Originally Posted by florige

As of now thank goodness full scale panic hasn't sat in here yet in MD. The only thing that's impossible to find is hand sanitizer anywhere. Hand Sanitizer shelves are completely wiped out.

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Yep. That's one of the cleaning agents I was referring to. I didn't think to get hand sanitizer weeks ago when I bought a few supplies. I guess I'll remember that tidbit for the next pandemic.

Use the automatic sanitizer dispenser at the store. Once before you go in and once on the way out.

Disneyland closing. Disney promises Daffy Duck will still get paidd I said

I dont get the toilet paper thing?

I installed Bidets in all my bathrooms in the bunker as soon as we moved in...

no need for TP at all- just wash your ass and maybe a paper towel and you are good to go.

Pretty good investment- now that I see this TP panic.

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Originally Posted by Spurs Homer

I dont get the toilet paper thing?

I installed Bidets in all my bathrooms in the bunker as soon as we moved in...

no need for TP at all- just wash your ass and maybe a paper towel and you are good to go.

Pretty good investment- now that I see this TP panic.

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Should just wash their asses with all the bottled water they hoarded.

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Originally Posted by DarrinS

Use the automatic sanitizer dispenser at the store. Once before you go in and once on the way out.

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Someone like you said the same to me at HEB and I said "Fuck Off"

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Originally Posted by baseline bum

You're the one who seems to think it's newsworthy bro.

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You decided to reply and get triggered by it whereas I posted it because I thought his extra incompetence was funny to me. Odd timing for you to semenshield for Trump.

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Originally Posted by TheGreatYacht

Someone like you said the same to me at HEB and I said "Fuck Off"

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Uh, ok

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Originally Posted by Reck

You decided to reply and get triggered by it whereas I posted it because I thought his extra incompetence was funny to me. Odd timing for you to semenshield for Trump.

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For all the complete incompetence and outright malice Trump has shown for the American people criticizing him for saying "ah fuck" is on par with Hannity criticizing Obama's tan suit.

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Originally Posted by TheGreatYacht

Someone like you said the same to me at HEB and I said "Fuck Off"

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virus edgelord

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Originally Posted by baseline bum

For all the complete incompetence and outright malice Trump has shown for the American people criticizing him for saying "ah fuck" is on par with Hannity criticizing Obama's tan suit.

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Sounded like he marked up the proclamation and was looking for whiteout. I thought it was the cherry on top of that whole shit sundae.