Blake Attempted Suicide

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

As in combative. Follow the fucking orders and don't fight police. It's not hard, soy boy.

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Lol "combative"

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

:lmao trying to act like he's ISIS.

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Would you be willing to take increased risk to your life and bystanders?

Yes or no.

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

Chump votes present on saying whether cops should assume more risk to their lives as well as bystanders for these non compliant entities.

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Law enforcement is not for everyone.

You strap the gun and badge, you better know what you signed up for.

Escalating and shooting people for misdemeanor because they dnt recognize your authority, that aint right.

These wanna be cops should stay home, like you.

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

Would you be willing to take increased risk to your life and bystanders?

Yes or no.

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By shooting into a car full of children?

No.

I would not have waddled around the car to shoot at the children.

Should the cops always shoot you?

Yes or no.

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Originally Posted by Blake

:lol that makes one of us

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We are not leaving. Cant kick me or ChumpDumper out.

Sh*t, if you had described how wonderful life was between derp’s ears, I would have stopped lurking years ago.

Was that you that put up the “tranny porn” sign on the outside if the closet?

Should have written a better warning. Everything is blurry on my left eye. F you for that. Eye doctor aint cheap.

But good job Blake!

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

By shooting into a car full of children?

No.

I would not have waddled around the car to shoot at the children.

Should the cops always shoot you?

Yes or no.

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Lol illogical

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Originally Posted by tholdren

Lol illogical

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th:lolldren following me around.

Should cops always shoot you?

Yes or no?

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

Would you be willing to take increased risk to your life and bystanders?

Yes or no.

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

No.

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Okay, you'd shoot. :tu

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

th:lolldren following me around.

Should cops always shoot you?

Yes or no?

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lololoI'll


Chumpdump no longer on the xovid will kill everyone thinglolololo

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

Okay, you'd shoot. :tu

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Not into a car full of children.

Should cops always shoot you?

Yes or no,

I have you on ignore list tholdren.

You give mentally ill people a bad reputation.

Take your meds and dont go outside.

Police will shoot you dead after the first lolololol or buhwahahahajaja. Seriously, they would shoot you like a dog and get away with it.

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Originally Posted by tholdren

lololoI'll


Chumpdump no longer on the xovid will kill everyone thinglolololo

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What's a xovid?

Why are you stalking me?

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

Not into a car full of children.

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The children in the backseat doesn't stop the risk from increasing, derp.

Sucks that they had apparently had a crackhead dad or something of the sort.

It is what it is.

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

The children in the backseat doesn't stop the risk from increasing, derp.

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The risk from the imaginary gun?

:lmao

Should cops always shoot you, derp?

Yes or no.

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

th:lolldren following me around.

Should cops always shoot you?

Yes or no?

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The answer is, yes, after the first lololol or buhwahahahajaja out of his trap, tholdren gets shot dead, dead, dead.

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Originally Posted by Ef-man

The answer is, yes, after the first lololol or buhwahahahajaja out of his trap, tholdren gets shot dead, dead, dead.

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Sad that you have to answer for them-- but good job, Blake!:tu

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Originally Posted by TimDunkem

How does it feel knowing that some random psycho on a sports message board wakes up upset every day thinking about ways to go after you and Blake? :lol

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Just as long as he stays on the other side of the country, he can jerk off all he wants by his lonesome thoughts of banging men online.

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

Not into a car full of children.

Should cops always shoot you?

Yes or no,

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Excellent point Blake. Cops receive training on knowing where they shoot. You back up and seek cover as shooting at car with children or innocent bystanders is a big no no. Even if it means risking your own life.

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Originally Posted by Reck

Just as long as he stays on the other side of the country, he can jerk off all he wants by his lonesome thoughts of banging men online.

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And F you too Reck for staying quiet about housing between derp’s ears.

This is sweet sh*t.

Having concierge service 24/7.

I am telling everyone Reck, errr, Blake.

We all staying between his ears.

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Originally Posted by Ef-man

And F you too Reck for staying quiet about housing between derp’s ears.

This is sweet sh*t.

Having concierge service 24/7.

I am telling everyone Reck, errr, Blake.

We all staying between his ears.

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I have him on ignore. I once had well over 10,000 quotes and mentions just from derp alone just over a couple of months time.

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

The risk from the imaginary gun?

:lmao

Should cops always shoot you, derp?

Yes or no.

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Schrödinger's box. They don't have the luxury of knowing whether's there's a weapon or not, Derp.

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

Schrödinger's box. They don't have the luxury of knowing whether's there's a weapon or not, Derp.

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derp folds

So cops should always shoot you, derp?

Yes or no.

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

Schrödinger's box. They don't have the luxury of knowing whether's there's a weapon or not, Derp.

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Then thank god you’re not in law enforcement.

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

derp folds

So cops should always shoot you, derp?

Yes or no.

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Comfort words won't save you. You've already said you'd shoot, anyhow. :lol

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

derp folds

So cops should always shoot you, derp?

Yes or no.

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Derp says it is not a fold as he has quantum tunneled out to his lonely basement to cry and the question is now outside the scope of probability.

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Originally Posted by Blake

Then thank god you’re not in law enforcement.

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You should go into law enforcement and put yourself on the altar for black criminals, board cuckold.

Or is having them fuck your wife and have your babies more than enough? :lmao

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

Comfort words won't save you. You've already said you'd shoot, anyhow. :lol

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Not into a car full of kids.

So cops should always shoot you, derp?

Yes or no.

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

Schrödinger's box. They don't have the luxury of knowing whether's there's a weapon or not, Derp.

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:lol "Schrodinger's box"

Derp tries so hard.

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

You should go into law enforcement and put yourself on the altar for black criminals, board cuckold.

Or is having them fuck your wife and have your babies more than enough? :lmao

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:lmao

Fantasizing about being a cop.

You could not even pass a mental health test to be a cop.

But if you did, am sure your field training officer would say that anyone who shot you was justified.

What a derp you are.

:lmao

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Originally Posted by Blake

:lol "Schrodinger's box"

Derp tries so hard.

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Great post Blake!

the sad truth is this thread along with so many others is a cry for help from op

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Originally Posted by Ef-man

Great post Blake!

https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m...dsjo1_500.gifv

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Dont try that reverse psychology on me, not leaving this deluxe apartment.

But well played Blake, well played.

:lol

Well I gotta say Blake has originality and some deep background stories for all of his alts.

Unlike derp who makes bland and see through alts. :lol Also posts back to back to back to back to laugh at his own shitty jokes.

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Originally Posted by Reck

Well I gotta say Blake has originality and some deep background stories for all of his alts.

Unlike derp who makes bland and see through alts. :lol Also posts back to back to back to back to laugh at his own shitty jokes.

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:lmao

Derp, the gift that keeps on giving.

Well said ReckBlake, well said.

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

Not into a car full of kids.

So cops should always shoot you, derp?

Yes or no.

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So you'd allow the guy to have a chance at going for a weapon to kill you?

Sorry, not buying that, board psychopath.

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Originally Posted by Blake

https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m...dsjo1_500.gifv

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:lol How long you been saving that one, board cuckold?

Derp would definitely shoot Reck, Blake, or CD in the back if given a chance. No doubt about it. :lol

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Originally Posted by Reck

Well I gotta say Blake has originality and some deep background stories for all of his alts.

Unlike derp who makes bland and see through alts. :lol Also posts back to back to back to back to laugh at his own shitty jokes.

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:lol There's no background stories.
:lol Eunuch just making shit up.

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Originally Posted by TimDunkem

Derp would definitely shoot Reck, Blake, or CD in the back if given a chance. No doubt about it. :lol

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Those betas do as their told. There would be no "chance". :lol

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

So you'd allow the guy to have a chance at going for a weapon to kill you?

Sorry, not buying that, board psychopath.

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I wouldn't have casually waddled around the car to shoot at his kids armed with imaginary guns.

So cops should always shoot you, derp?

Yes or no.

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

:lol How long you been saving that one, board cuckold?

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:lol It was a 10 second Google search.

Thanks for confirming you have a bunch of saved images.

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Originally Posted by TimDunkem

Derp would definitely shoot Reck, Blake, or CD in the back if given a chance. No doubt about it. :lol

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DWB. Driving while Blake

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

Those betas do as their told. There would be no "chance". :lol

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Good one, board virgin. :lol

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Originally Posted by Blake

DWB. Driving while Blake

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What is that? Chauffeuring the wife and the bull all about on their date?

:lmao Blake lobbing balls over the plate again.

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

What is that? Chauffeuring the wife and the bull all about on their date?

:lmao Blake lobbing balls over the plate again.

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You've never been on a date.

The boy who cried Blake.

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

I wouldn't have casually waddled around the car to shoot at his kids armed with imaginary guns.

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:cry If only they hustled more :cry

And btw, I doubt that someone such as you who spends 16 hours a day in front of a screen and is on disability could do any better. :lol

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Originally Posted by Will Hunting

The boy who cried Blake.

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^Funnier than any failed Derp troll attempt in the last 4 years.

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

:cry If only they hustled more :cry

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Well, yeah.

You finally understand why they have to shoot you no matter what.:tu

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

Well, yeah.

You finally understand why they have to shoot you no matter what.:tu

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I understand that someone such as you who spends 16 hours a day in front of a screen and is on disability couldn't do any better.

And no, I don't think you're above it. You're not sacrificing your life for a crackhead jackass when the time comes.

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

I understand that someone such as you who spends 16 hours a day in front of a screen and is on disability couldn't do any better.

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:lmao I just said I wouldn't waddle. You're derpsperate to make it about me.

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And no, I don't think you're above it. You're not sacrificing your life for a crackhead jackass when the time comes.

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There was no gun.

Should the cops always shoot you?

Yes or no.

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

I understand that someone such as you who spends 16 hours a day in front of a screen and is on disability couldn't do any better.

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:lol det unbelievable lack of self awareness

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Originally Posted by Blake

:lol det unbelievable lack of self awareness

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Good job, Blake!:tu

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

Good job, Blake!:tu

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He posted under his main screen name on that one, numb nuts.

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

He posted under his main screen name on that one, numb nuts.

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derp folds

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

derp folds

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:lmao Comforting yourself after being caught being an idiot.
:lmao Now console yourself further.

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

:lmao Comforting yourself after being caught being an idiot.
:lmao Now console yourself further.

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Derp, you thought I was being an idiot calling Blake....Blake?


:rollin derp

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

Derp, you thought I was being an idiot calling Blake....Blake?


:rollin derp

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:lol ha! He caught you calling me Blake!

Called it.

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

Called it.

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No, I called it.

I called Blake Blake.

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

No, I called it.

I called Blake Blake.

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No, I called derp, derp. As he is, you know, a derp. Lock, stock and barrel.

Get your story straight ChumpDumperBlake.

Is it not cool between derp’s ear, just use the password “I am Blake” and you seeing him go batsh*t crazy.

As crazy as tholdren without meds.

Great job Blake, great job!

:lol

:lmao Derp

Everyone in here is blake unless derp is begging for help.

The begging

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrxwTUWZ6Xc

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Originally Posted by Ef-man

No, I called derp, derp. As he is, you know, a derp. Lock, stock and barrel.

Get your story straight ChumpDumperBlake.

Is it not cool between derp’s ear, just use the password “I am Blake” and you seeing him go batsh*t crazy.

As crazy as tholdren without meds.

Great job Blake, great job!

:lol

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Originally Posted by TimDunkem

:lmao Derp

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Originally Posted by clambake

Everyone in here is blake unless derp is begging for help.

The begging

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Good job, Blakes!:tu

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

Good job, Blakes!:tu

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Good morning, Blake :tu

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

Good job, Blakes!:tu

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Thanks, Blake. :tu

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Originally Posted by Will Hunting

Good morning, Blake :tu

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Good morning BlakeHunting!

Have a Blake day!

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