Ted Cruz flees Texas during a disaster to enjoy warm vacation in Cancun

Not a fan of Cruz but what else could he do? Sit home and consume more power or be in the dark and need a rescue himself?

Why is he in the executive lounge drinking a Cup O Noodles? :lol

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This old dweeb has been following me and begging for my attention for YEARS. Pathetic.

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Originally Posted by monosylab1k

Why is he in the executive lounge drinking a Cup O Noodles? :lol

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Even his family can't stand to be around him.:lol

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Originally Posted by DMC

Not a fan of Cruz but what else could he do? Sit home and consume more power or be in the dark and need a rescue himself?

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Lead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cApW78RcqY

Joffrey Cruz

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

Lead.

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DMC's take that there was nothing Sen Cruz could do besides shrug his shoulders and fly to Yucatan is inane.

I know people with 4WDs who've been giving people rides to warming shelters; another is helping people with plumbing emergencies. People are checking on elderly folks living alone and neighbors without power. Charity, churches and mutual aid organizations are helping people all over the state. Merely telling people about those resources would something. Donating money to those orgs and urging other people to would be something.

If a US Senator is unwilling to use his power and influence to help his own constituents when they need help the most, he could at least pretend to care and do small things to help out wherever he lives.The need has seldom been greater.

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Originally Posted by DMC

Not a fan of Cruz but what else could he do? Sit home and consume more power or be in the dark and need a rescue himself?

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He can throw some paper towels

Thought there was already a cry thread on this. But smart move Ted to get away. Meanwhile, Chumpettes need to eat a Snickers.

MSNBC Host Calls Out Ted Cruz For Voting Against Hurricane Sandy Relief In 2012

Cruz has called for disaster relief from the federal government as millions of Texans grapple with the unprecedented effects of a snowstorm.

Some have pointed out, however, Cruz previously voted no on disaster relief for Hurricane Sandy victims.

More recently, last year Cruz criticized California on Twitter for ""unable to perform even basic functions of civilization, like having reliable electricity" when the state was plagued by wildfires and heat waves.

Last Sunday,

the White House signed orders to grant federal assistance to Texas and yesterday,

Vice President Kamala Harris promised that federal relief would be extended to victims of Texas's winter storms.

https://digg.com/2021/ted-cruz-texas-blackout-call-out-hurriance-sandy

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Not a fan of Cruz but what else could he do? Sit home and consume more power or be in the dark and need a rescue himself?

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

Lead.

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Maybe Fake President Biden should make an appearance. Even with the snow, his numbers couldn't be any less. :lol :lmao :rollin

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

Maybe Fake President Biden should make an appearance. Even with the snow, his numbers couldn't be any less. :lol :lmao :rollin

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Numbers?

He gave Texas everything Abbott begged from him.

Of course you know nothing about anything.:tu

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

Numbers?

He gave Texas everything Abbott begged from him.

Of course you know nothing about anything.:tu

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Tell us more about how Fake President Biden is saving the day.

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

Tell us more about how Fake President Biden is saving the day.

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Just did, derp.

The fact you had to ask just proves how ignorant you are.:tu

:lol asking to be spoon fed about the biggest current story in the US.

"US Senator flees to Mexico while constituents freeze to death."

wHaT's tHe sEnaToR SUpPoSeD tO dO?

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wHaT's tHe sEnaToR SUpPoSeD tO dO?

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Yea, it's good that people without power can go online and virtue signal with Beta.

Good post, Sadbert. :lol

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

Just did, derp.

The fact you had to ask just proves how ignorant you are.:tu

:lol asking to be spoon fed about the biggest current story in the US.

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I said tell us more, meaning expound.

This isn't hard stuff, dip shit.

:lol derp actively wants seniors to die of hypothermia to own the libs.

The twitter rumor is now that Flyin Ted will return today. Just a quick little overnight trip to Cancun.

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

I said tell us more, meaning expound.

This isn't hard stuff, dip shit.

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It is hard for you since you are begging your enemies for basic information on the biggest news story in the US.

Why is it so hard for you, derp?

Maybe we can help you with your admitted problem.

Senator aren't responsible for governing, operating their states, but Cruz vacationing in Mexico while his state suffers under worst cold in 80 years proves that Cruz, and all Repugs, don't give the tiniest shit about their voters, after suckering them for their votes.

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Yea, it's good that people without power can go online and virtue signal with Beta.

Good post, Sadbert. :lol

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People who aren't without power can do what they can to help their fellow Texans.

If you learned to help others you might be a less miserable and lonely little shitposting loser.

Don't @ me again, loser, you're going back on ignore.

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Originally Posted by Adam Lambert

wHaT's tHe sEnaToR SUpPoSeD tO dO?

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Good shit.

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People who aren't without power can do what they can to help their fellow Texans.

If you learned to help others you might be a less miserable and lonely little shitposting loser.

Don't @ me again, loser, you're going back on ignore.

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Meltdown.

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"I had to lead my wife by the hand to help her take an international flight."

LOL bullshit

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Originally Posted by Adam Lambert

"I had to lead my wife by the hand to help her take an international flight."

LOL bullshit

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Heidi Cruz is a managing director at Goldman Sachs.

Once again Ted throws his wife under the bus in favor of his own reputation.

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Originally Posted by Adam Lambert

"I had to lead my wife by the hand to help her take an international flight."

LOL bullshit

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Ken White hates Ted Cruz, fwiw.

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Originally Posted by Winehole23

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His kids are 10 and 12. They can travel w/o Cruz' assistance.

Cruz is a lawyer, so he's lying. He rushed back to TX to try to undo the damage to his shitty rep.

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Originally Posted by Winehole23

Ken White hates Ted Cruz, fwiw.

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No doubt, I'm a fan.

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Originally Posted by Adam Lambert

Once again Ted throws his wife under the bus in favor of his own reputation.

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These are tough times. It's a good thing Beta only skateboards indoors.

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Originally Posted by Adam Lambert

Once again Ted throws his wife under the bus in favor of his own reputation.

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Is this the same wife Trump called a dogface? :lmao

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Originally Posted by hater

Is this the same wife Trump called a dogface? :lmao

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Maybe if we insult his wife en masse he'll come back and help.

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Originally Posted by boutons_deux

His kids are 10 and 12. They can travel w/o Cruz' assistance.

Cruz is a lawyer, so he's lying. He rushed back to TX to try to undo the damage to his shitty rep.

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it’s not an actual statement. Ken White is guessing what Cruz might say, he’s a defense lawyer.

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Originally Posted by TimDunkem

Maybe if we insult his wife en masse he'll come back and help.

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I miss the orange bastards tweets a bit. His texas tweet would go something like

"The people of texas are STRONG. Stay safe and STRONG. The ice will be gone like magic and the sun will shine back on texas! MAGA"

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Originally Posted by hater

I miss the orange bastards tweets a bit. His texas tweet would go something like

"The people of texas are STRONG. Stay safe and STRONG. The ice will be gone like magic and the sun will shine back on texas! MAGA"

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hater is #StillWithHim

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

hater is #StillWithHim

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^ doesnt know a joke

:lmao chump

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Originally Posted by hater

^ doesnt know a joke

:lmao chump

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#StillWithHim

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#StillWithHim

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#StillDoesntGetIt

:lmao chump

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Originally Posted by hater

#StillDoesntGetIt

:lmao chump

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You can't quit him.

:lmao hater

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it’s not an actual statement. Ken White is guessing what Cruz might say, he’s a defense lawyer.

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Saw that, whoops. I guess my "predictive satire" radar is off.

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Originally Posted by DMC

Not a fan of Cruz but what else could he do? Sit home and consume more power or be in the dark and need a rescue himself?

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He's a sitting senator and like he would ever get isolated and stuck. There are all kinds of noble efforts he could take lead on. Instead he is running away.

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Not a fan of Cruz but what else could he do? Sit home and consume more power or be in the dark and need a rescue himself?

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He's supposed to fly down from DC to Texas and freeze with us in solidarity. Then we can all sit around and bitch that he's needlessly taking up space on an already overloaded grid that he can't do a thing about to fix. Duh!

/snowflakeoutragerant

Speaking of dead-on parodies.

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Originally Posted by Spurtacular

I said tell us more, meaning expound.

This isn't hard stuff, dip shit.

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you’re so dumb.

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Originally Posted by FuzzyLumpkins

He's a sitting senator and like he would ever get isolated and stuck. There are all kinds of noble efforts he could take lead on. Instead he is running away.

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So he'd need someone to ensure he didn't get isolated and stuck.

What noble efforts could he take lead on in Texas that he cannot also handle remotely?

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Originally Posted by IceColdBrewski

He's supposed to fly down from DC to Texas and freeze with us in solidarity! Duh!

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About all they ever do is tweet. You can do that anywhere but parts of Texas it seems.

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Originally Posted by DMC

So he'd need someone to ensure he didn't get isolated and stuck.

What noble efforts could he take lead on in Texas that he cannot also handle remotely?

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already answered upstream, Mr. Magoo.

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Originally Posted by DMC

So he'd need someone to ensure he didn't get isolated and stuck.

What noble efforts could he take lead on in Texas that he cannot also handle remotely?

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Has to be done it Texas or it doesn't count. Because reasons.

If my office is on fire and the boss decides to go to Cancun. Im pretty sure many of his workers wont give a shit about the fire tbqh :lmao

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Originally Posted by spurraider21

He can throw some paper towels

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Originally Posted by Winehole23

DMC's take that there was nothing Sen Cruz could do besides shrug his shoulders and fly to Yucatan is inane.

I know people with 4WDs who've been giving people rides to warming shelters; another is helping people with plumbing emergencies. People are checking on elderly folks living alone and neighbors without power. Charity, churches and mutual aid organizations are helping people all over the state. Merely telling people about those resources would something. Donating money to those orgs and urging other people to would be something.

If a US Senator is unwilling to use his power and influence to help his own constituents when they need help the most, he could at least pretend to care and do small things to help out wherever he lives.The need has seldom been greater.

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Originally Posted by Winehole23

already answered upstream, Mr. Magoo.

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You mean that anecdote of "I know people"? :lol

Can't he know people while he's in Cancun? Or do you mean the paper towels? Everything you listed he can do remotely and would have anyhow from DC.. unless you think a senator is going to get into "muh truck" (trucks good now) and go rescue people.

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You mean that anecdote of "I know people"? :lol

Can't he know people while he's in Cancun?

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Pretending there’s literally nothing Cruz can do to help out is facially absurd. There are lots of things he can do.

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So he'd need someone to ensure he didn't get isolated and stuck.

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First responders definitely ensured he didn't get isolated and stuck in Houston.

Your defense, DMC?

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Has to be done it Texas or it doesn't count. Because reasons.

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Pragmatism takes a back seat to optics.

Hey, run Beto again and beat him.

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Pragmatism takes a back seat to optics.

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Is police assistance leaving town during a disaster the pragmatism or the optics?

Might be time for you to shift from arguing "the facts" to personal attacks.

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You mean that anecdote of "I know people"? :lol

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It’s true whether you believe it not.

He was going to work the phones from Cancun, guys.

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Originally Posted by Winehole23

Pretending there’s literally nothing Cruz can do to help out is facially absurd. There are lots of things he can do.

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Of course, he can get in his 4x4 and go rescue people Cajun Navy style. That's what Pelosi would do other than show off her ice cream freezer.

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Originally Posted by Winehole23

It’s true whether you believe it not.

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Anecdotes good now

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Originally Posted by Adam Lambert

He was going to work the phones from Cancun, guys.

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Calling all cars :lol

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Of course, he can get in his 4x4 and go rescue people Cajun Navy style. That's what Pelosi would do other than show off her ice cream freezer.

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Straight to whataboutism

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https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DgfumenJbXE/maxresdefault.jpg

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https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DgfumenJbXE/maxresdefault.jpg

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Originally Posted by DMC

Straight to whataboutism

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Ripe dumpster trying to do some damage control :lol

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Calling all cars :lol

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Offended by pronouns. :cry

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Ripe dumpster trying to do some damage control :lol

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

Might be time for you to shift from arguing "the facts" to personal attacks.

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You really have nothing else.:lol

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Offended by pronouns. :cry

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Calling for backup :lol

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Anecdotes good now

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People are doing things to help out, it’s an unqualified good.

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Ripe dumpster trying to do some damage control :lol

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it’s really weird you’re not a fan of Cruz’s, or trumps for that matter, but you are rarely critical of them, and spend a lot of time defending them

i wouldn’t think that someone you don’t really like would be such hills for you to die on all the time

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People are doing things to help out, it’s an unqualified good.

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So when Cruz becomes just another person in Texas, let me know. Right now he's a senator who does most of his work in DC.

Anecdotes good now.

DMC blows a gasket and starts ranting about Pelosi and his enemies list in the Ted Cruz thread.:lol

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So when Cruz becomes just another person in Texas, let me know. Right now he's a senator who does most of his work in DC.

Anecdotes good now.

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He was in Houston Wednesday when he got the first responders to assist him with leaving to Cancun.

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it’s really weird you’re not a fan of Cruz’s, or trumps for that matter, but you are rarely critical of them, and spend a lot of time defending them

i wouldn’t think that someone you don’t really like would be such hills for you to die on all the time

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So truth depends on my political leanings? Is that how you operate Jeffery?

https://i.imgur.com/SrSGeC6.png

Dude on ignore and keeps responding to everything I post. Meltdown in an ice storm. You hate to see it.

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So truth depends on my political leanings?

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Truth is you leaned right into bitching about Pelosi's ice cream.

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https://i.imgur.com/SrSGeC6.png

Dude on ignore and keeps responding to everything I post. Meltdown in an ice storm. You hate to see it.

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Might be time for you to shift from arguing "the facts" to personal attacks.

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^ :lmao

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^ :lmao

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Might be time for you to shift from arguing "the facts" to personal attacks.

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:lmao

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Calling for backup :lol

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How is that calling for backup? Did I tag or quote anyone?

:lol Pretending you're somehow above acknowledging that a discussion is happening between multiple people.

DMC resorts to hater/derp level trolling in defense of Ted fuckin' Cruz. :lmao

:lol DMC shut the fuck up about Cruz after I posted about his being assisted by the HPD.

He's all about lashing out at his enemies now for making him look stupid again.

This didn't age well

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How is that calling for backup? Did I tag or quote anyone?

:lol Pretending you're somehow above acknowledging that a discussion is happening between multiple people.

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Disdains tribalism, claims any posters who disagree with him are part of an organized collective.

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Pretty much nailed it, but Popehat even gave him too much benefit of the doubt with the "pre planned" bit.

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Pretty much nailed it, but Popehat even gave him too much benefit of the doubt with the "pre planned" bit.

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:lol are his daughters ugly too?

"With school cancelled for the week, our girls asked to take a trip with friends"

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"With school cancelled for the week, our girls asked to take a trip with friends"

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:lmao he actually thought this is a good excuse?? :lmao

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:lmao he actually thought this is a good excuse?? :lmao

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salt of the earth, man of the people

Dude already knows how to fry bacon with a gun barrel; why would he want to leave this survivalist situation?

lol
cruz throwing his own daughters under the bus

:lmao "ma lazy whore daughters made me go"

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:lmao "ma lazy whore daughters made me go"

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cruz daughters: “i told you that pic would go viral and we could get rid of him and be free to invite guys over”

:lmao he was actually trying to fly Business :lmao

:lmao Texas