Manu might not play in Game 6?

Man, did you hear about this? Is this true?

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SAN ANTONIO—Manu Ginobili oversold his attempt to get Dallas Mavericks forward Dirk Nowitzki called for a charging foul in the third quarter of Game 5 Wednesday, according to teammates, opposing players, and frustrated emergency medical personnel who grudgingly carried off the Spurs shooting guard in a stretcher despite the fact that he was clearly still breathing. "We kept shaking his shoulder and telling him, 'Manu, wake up, we got the ball back,' but he just kept lying there for a good five minutes," said teammate Tony Parker, adding that Ginobili was unresponsive to loud shouts in his ear and showed no signs of movement except a slight smirk after Tim Duncan pried his right eyelid open. "I guess maybe he thought that if the ref saw that he was really still alive, he might reverse the call. It's too bad he had to miss the rest of the game when he was taken to the hospital." NBA analysts say are calling this incident the most extreme case of flopping since 1992, when Vlade Divac, who was hiding a razor in his wristband, surreptitiously sliced his supraorbital vein and bled to death after drawing minor contact with the Clippers' Danny Manning.

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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48683

Ok, it's the Onion. But it's still "news" :)

Just trying to loosen ya'll up. We all need it tonight. Good luck Spurs! Piston fans cheering you on! :elephant

Good this evens the terry.

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Good this evens the terry.

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Classic Mav fan.

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Originally Posted by mavs41531

Good this evens the terry.

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:lmao

Glad he is gone but 2 wrongs don't make a right.

Holy shit, this proves Mavs' fans are morons.

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Originally Posted by mavsfan1000

Glad he is gone but 2 wrongs don't make a right.

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:lmao :lmao

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Glad he is gone but 2 wrongs don't make a right.

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You guys really need to stop.
:clap :lmao

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Glad he is gone but 2 wrongs don't make a right.

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:lmao

This thread is an instant classic.

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Glad he is gone but 2 wrongs don't make a right.

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:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Mavs fans have got to be the biggest idiots we have ever seen in here...:lol

f'n morons.......

Mavs fans never disappoint.

I Thought They Might Be A little Stupid... But What Are The Odds... I Was Wrong

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Originally Posted by NASpurs

Holy shit, this proves Mavs' fans are morons.

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:lol

:tu

Terrible, terrible news. Get well soon Manu. :depressed






:rollin :lmao :lmao :lmao

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OMG.


HL&S GRAND PRIZE WINNER.

:rollin :lmao :spless:

Johny! Tell Him What Hes Won..!!

When I read the thread title, I was about to have dear old Pop committed.

You guys are bad!

:lmao (now :) )

Put this in the Classics now before these idiots try to go back and change their posts..

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Johny! Tell Him What Hes Won..!!

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My pleasure! Congratulations, MAVSFAN1000, you have won an all-expense paid fishing trip courtesy of Mark Cuban and the NBA! You've also won a lovely parting gift:

:owned

I bet they are all calling up their friends telling them the news.

This Needs To Be Stickied... Everyone Is Always Saying How I Shouldnt Stereotype, But Mavs Fans Have Proved Themselves To Be Fucking Idiots Time And Time Again

:lol :lol

Freakin morons

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Well Ed, we were going to give him the home lobotomy kit but apparently he already has one.

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I bet they are all calling up their friends telling them the news.

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Wrong... They Still Dont Know What We're Laughing About... They're Looking At The Screen Like

"I Don't Get It? Where The Joke? Ginobili Isn't Playing And Their Laughing About It?"

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I bet they are all calling up their friends telling them the news.

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I wonder if it's sticky'd to the top of mavstalk.com yet. :lmao

Has Avery adjusted his game plan yet? Maybe Shank can break the story for us to build up that cred!

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Best thread ever...
:lol :lol

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Has Avery adjusted his game plan yet? Maybe Shank can break the story for us to build up that cred!

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:rollin

Someone better put out a suicide watch for Athena. :lol :lol

MAN !!!! Thanks soooo much for this thread! It made my week! I cant contain myself anymore... already pissed my pants thanks to you !

I just read through this whole thing.

Mavs fans took the onion report as fact?

Are they ever in for a rude awakening. :lmao

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Why should that really be surprising?

They take blogmaverick.com as fact, too.

I'm pretty sure those posts were meant as jokes.

:lmao at this thread.

I hear they'll be bringing Drob back as well.
To fool the refs, The Admiral will be wearing a Manu mask.

I'm pretty sure you are trying to be a buzzkill.

Without Manu we are is trouble :depressed

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

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Yeah I didn't want to buzzkill this thread but I think mavs41531 might've been serious. :lol

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Best thread ever...
:lol :lol

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Damn, I thought it was funny but seeing this reaction, I'm damn proud of myself.

Next up, Tim Duncan abducted by Sam Cassell. :smokin

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Yeah I didn't want to buzzkill this thread but I think mavs41531 might've been serious. :lol

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RIGHT.... AND YOU WHERE ONLY JOKING!! RIGHT!!...:lol

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Damn, I thought it was funny but seeing this reaction, I'm damn proud of myself.

Next up, Tim Duncan abducted by Sam Cassell. :smokin

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:lol :lol

:lmao

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:lol :spin :lol :spin :lol they never fail me for a good laugh :blah :blah :blah

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Yeah I didn't want to buzzkill this thread but I think mavs41531 might've been serious. :lol

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... and Terry was just rubbing them with his fist too. :lol

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Has Avery adjusted his game plan yet? Maybe Shank can break the story for us to build up that cred!

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Shank was actually at the hospital when Manu arrived.

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Yeah I didn't want to buzzkill this thread but I think mavs41531 might've been serious. :lol

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Riiiiight. :lmao

Amazing.

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No, but 3 rights make a left...

:lmao

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just this one in particular... always good for a laugh

fucker! got me all worried n shit.

Jason Terry Is The Only Player Not Player Not Playing In Tonights Game. Excuse Me I Said Player But I Meant Starter. He Was A Bad Little Boy And Didnt Listen To His Mom When She Told Him Not To Play With Boys.

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No, but 3 rights make a left...

:lmao

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Actually I think it was one right made a dong.

I'll take up for hime here. Not to quick...the real joke here is Manu and his Academy award winning flopping. I hope he hurts his team by doing that gay shit tonight. I'm sure Cuban threw a few thousand at the refs tonight so we shoud be winning this game. I can't wait. I think we'll try to get Duncan fouled out first...then Bowen...that sounds good.

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I'll take up for hime here. Not to quick...the real joke here is Manu and his Academy award winning flopping. I hope he hurts his team by doing that gay shit tonight. I'm sure Cuban threw a few thousand at the refs tonight so we shoud be winning this game. I can't wait. I think we'll try to get Duncan fouled out first...then Bowen...that sounds good.

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Tony-GO FISHING

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I'll take up for hime here. Not to quick...the real joke here is Manu and his Academy award winning flopping. I hope he hurts his team by doing that gay shit tonight. I'm sure Cuban threw a few thousand at the refs tonight so we shoud be winning this game. I can't wait. I think we'll try to get Duncan fouled out first...then Bowen...that sounds good.

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fouling out? no biggie... i'm just waiting for another groin punch from dirk or slackhouse... my boy Fin's got balls - o - steel! Holla!

:lol
That was classic!

:lmao

This thread made my day. Now let's win this fucker.

omg mavs fans are seriously the biggest douches in the entire universe!

this thread is the funniest thing i've read all day!

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Good this evens the terry.

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:lmao que pelotudo

The title made my heart skip a beat!!! :oops

Then I saw it was the onion report :lol

the onion has more journalistic integraty then most of the current media.

... it tickled me... manu is a flopper... but every team's got one...