Man Law # 53

Damn I wish I could find a good picture on the net from last night!

Sports Celebration Hugs:

Limited hugging is allowed on exciting wins. Limit hugs to two "squeezes" at most. A pat in the butt is allowed to conclude the hug as long as contact is broken immediately.

Note to Mark Cuban:

You really weirded out Griffin last night. The arm around him for the start of the hug was fine. At the time I didn't realize it was just foreplay. Spinning him around and going for the reverse bear hug was marginal. Two squeezes and you would have still been on the perimeter of acceptable Man Law. The dry humping of his ass was way over the line though...When you rounded second base and went for the nipple tweak/roll in conjunction with the pelvic thrust you jumped right out of the gender book. The look on Griffins face was priceless! He looked like a rat with his tail caught in the trap.

Act like you have been there goober!

C'mon guys...am I the only one that saw that? You guys that DVR'd the game need to go back and check it out...the look on the players face was priceless...you could tell he wanted to throw an elbow to get Cuban off of him...

I saw it...A very scary NBA moment...:vomit:

Lets hope that the powers to be....Let that ride on the NBA Championship 2006 DVD.... :lol

I thought it was a bit much when Cuban pushed his way into the huddle during the game. Sitting behind the bench, well, that's not the worst thing, but the owner in the huddle? feh.

Yeah, playing grab ass with his players was one of the more disturbing things in sports I've seen in some time.

It pissed me off to see Cuban mug much of the spotlight as the game wore down. I don't mind the cheering off to the side, but running onto the court and into the huddle is just stupid. The Mavs coaches are always having to tell him to get the hell away so they don't get T'd up.

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Originally Posted by Shank

It pissed me off to see Cuban mug much of the spotlight as the game wore down. I don't mind the cheering off to the side, but running onto the court and into the huddle is just stupid. The Mavs coaches are always having to tell him to get the hell away so they don't get T'd up.

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Shank...If you DVR'd the game you need to go back and watch the series I am talking about...

It was just wrong on so many levels...
:vomit:

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Originally Posted by CosmicCowboy

C'mon guys...am I the only one that saw that? You guys that DVR'd the game need to go back and check it out...the look on the players face was priceless...you could tell he wanted to throw an elbow to get Cuban off of him...

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Sickening display.

I have to say, I was happy for the Mavs players, but I still fvcking hate Cuban. Looks like the Mavs do too.

Cuban's past the 'hey he's the new young exciting owner' stage. He's starting to get on Mavs fans' nerves. At some point you'd think the league would say something.

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Originally Posted by DarrinS

Sickening display.

I have to say, I was happy for the Mavs players, but I still fvcking hate Cuban. Looks like the Mavs do too.

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ditto

I have great respect for the Mavs coaches and players but Cuban is absolutely repulsive.

I don't know how to copy a picture from a flash player but you can go here:

http://www.dallasnews.com/

click "photos" under the big picture

then go to pic 15

Cuban is just about to make his move...he never let go from that point and 30+ seconds later he had him spun around dry humping his ass with his left hand wrapped around the players upper chest...

yeah, I was watching and the Mavs looked veruy uncompfortable.. esp. griffan who was having to deal with Cuban's joygasm all over his backside. :vomit:

that was sick. Great win for the mav's - but Cuban needs to sit the fuck down.

hmm...I guess everyone else was either in the bathroom puking or getting a beer.

That was a new NBA low...

Cuban went from 'young excited owner" to clueless pervert on national TV

In My Humble Opinion... :angel Mr. Cuban needs to get some class....Leave the Cheerleading to the Dancers, who are much nicer to look at....The NBA owners should be up in their luxury boxes with their esteemed guests enjoying the game with dignity.... :smokin

http://dailyceleb.com/thumbs/tn.DC.211036.jpg

Why Mark, Why?

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....all_saa137.jpg

Damn it Mr. Cuban! The rule is "you poke it you own it"...

NOT

"You own it you poke it!"

yeah i think it was really creepy when he did that... all my friends at school think he's gay now

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Originally Posted by CosmicCowboy

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....all_saa137.jpg

Damn it Mr. Cuban! The rule is "you poke it you own it"...

NOT

"You own it you poke it!"

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:lmao
great caption...BTW congrats Mavs...good game,good series...

BTW...that picture was about 30-45 seconds into the "hug" and you can tell he was really starting to get creeped out by Cuban...

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....all_saa137.jpg

ummmm...you done Mr. Cuban?

uhhhh...uhhhhhhhh...uhhhhhhhhhhhh...just a few more seconds I'm almost theeeere!

Mark Cuban is just flat out despicable. He's not just an embarassment to the NBA, he's an embarassment to men.

Oh, BTW, am I the only one who finds those "Man Law" commercials forced and not particualrly funny.

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Originally Posted by ShoogarBear

Mark Cuban is just flat out despicable. He's not just an embarassment to the NBA, he's an embarassment to men.

Oh, BTW, am I the only one who finds those "Man Law" commercials forced and not particualrly funny.

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I dunno...I kind of like them the first time I see them...they get old though...

thats not adrian griffin... that's josh howard... lol... and he did look quite disturbed the closer that hug became... lol... great pic... it's all in his eyes...

and i think the man law commercials are kinda funny too.. some not all.

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Originally Posted by ShoogarBear

Mark Cuban is just flat out despicable. He's not just an embarassment to the NBA, he's an embarassment to men.

Oh, BTW, am I the only one who finds those "Man Law" commercials forced and not particualrly funny.

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what do you mean by forced??? and i too think Cuban is too immature and is a disgrace to the whole NBA, i were a Mav fan i would still think he was immature...

By forced I mean they spend too much effort trying to be cool and funny, to the point where they end up not being much of either.

Like the one about how long to wait until you date your best friend's girl . . . didn't you see the punchline already coming from Burt's mouth about five seconds before he said it?

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Originally Posted by Islymore

thats not adrian griffin... that's josh howard... lol... and he did look quite disturbed the closer that hug became... lol... great pic... it's all in his eyes...

and i think the man law commercials are kinda funny too.. some not all.

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Oops...Thanks for the correction...

I thought it was disgusting/hilarious at the same time...Howard got real still and uncomfortable looking right in the middle of the celebration and Cuban was hugging him tight and doing these little bunny hops dry humping his butt...when Howard looked around and saw the camera you could tell he wanted to elbow Cuban off of him and hide under the bench but realized Cuban would trade him to the Raptors if he did...:lol

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....all_saa137.jpg
Wanna get away?
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