He doesn't even use his hands to play basketball, he uses telekenesis.
He can actually levitate over his opponents after paralyzing them with neuro-toxin he shoots from his eyes....
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He doesn't even use his hands to play basketball, he uses telekenesis.
He can actually levitate over his opponents after paralyzing them with neuro-toxin he shoots from his eyes....
LeBron is so good...
He can foul out Tim Duncan just by looking at him.
That may be true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Extra Stout
LeBron is so good...
His headband can cure cancer.
Get his Cape ready. LMAO
Who's his court jester??????
Lebron is so good...
He doesn't need magnets.
LeBron is so good...
That when the series is over, Tim Duncan will be from the Islands.
LeBron is so good...
That Michael Jordan wore #23 in anticipation of him.
Too easy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Momma_monkey
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:lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Extra Stout
we have a winner!
LeBron is so good...
That he gave Wilt Chamberlain advice on getting laid.
LeBron is so good . . .
Craig Ehlo is talking shit.
LeBron is so good...
His shot is on fire like the Cuyahoga River.
ESPN is going to be in his Girlfriend's Delivery Room
LeBron is so good . . .
Ted Stepien goes out in public again.
LeBron is so good...
He made Chuck Norris cry.
Lebron is so good...
he doesn;t actually play, he just beats the opposition on NBA Live
LeBron is so good...
He doesn't fly on the team plane. He just dunks from the airport.
Lebron is so good...
Someone in Cleveland Rented a copy of Major League 3: Back to the Minors
LeBron is so good...
He can divide by zero.
LeBron is so good...
Whenever he plays Trivial Pursuit, he answers every question "LeBron."
And he is always correct.
LeBron is so good...
He made Jim Brown quit the NFL.
LeBron is so good...
If you try to shoot him, he just dunks over the bullet.
Lebron is so good...
He doesn't need to play defense.
Wait...are these supposed to be funny? Or true?
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Originally Posted by L.I.T
LeBron is so good it's not even funny...
:lol . Touche.Quote:
Originally Posted by MadDog73
LeBron is so good...
He can beat Detroit simply by swimming in a damn pool.
LeBron is so good he can make Drew Carey seem funny...Quote:
Originally Posted by MadDog73
Lebron is so good his dick averaged a triple double for the season.
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Originally Posted by Extra Stout
Nice.... :lol
LeBron is so good, people spontaneously break into song and dance when he walks onto the street.
Lebron is so good...
When he was born, he slapped the doctor!
LeBron is so good...
When the Soviet Union heard he was born, they just packed up and quit.
That's not true, he dunked on the doctor.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigBeezie
Lebron is so good...
He's gonna beat the Spurs all by himself.
Lebron is so good...
When he speaks, new words are added to the dictionary. See: "fatigueful"
Lebron is so good...
He put the Bee Gees in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
They should make it 1 on 5 just to be fair.Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperFob
Lebron is so good...
He farted and Calvin Klein named a cologne after it.
:lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Extra Stout
LeBron is so good...
If you have a Full House in poker and he has a pair of jacks, he just dunks on you and takes your chips.
I heard he waters his lawn with unicorn tinkle.
Lebron is so good he would have defeated Santa Anna, all by himself.
Lebron is so good he traveled back in time and defeated Napoleon by dunking on him.
LeBron is so good...
He doesn't have to mow his lawn; the grass just lays prostrate before him.
LeBron is so good...
One time he peed into the Riverwalk, and the water was clear for a year.
LeBron is so good...
Moses didn't part the Red Sea; that was just LeBron driving the lane.
Lebron is so good...
He doesn't shake hands, he bitch-slaps people....then dunks on them.
Lebron is so good...
He has a stunt double for defense.
LeBron is so good...
That tower in Pisa was straight until he dunked over it.
LeBron is so good...
Michael Jordan wears LeBron James pajamas.
Lebron is so good...
He can impregnate a woman by looking at her.
LeBron James is so good...
If he hip-checked Steve Nash into the scorers' table, Amare Stoudemire and Boris Diaw would run off the bench to their mommies.
Lebron is so good...
The Cavs playbook only has one play in it.
LeBron James is so good...
If you play Game 5 against Detroit backwards, it is a reading of the Bible.
Lebron is so good...
He's been saving the world by dunking on-coming asteroids into other planets.
LeBron James is so good...
Dan Patrick got on the court on his knees and sucked tha kings nuts, labron then dunked dan patrick .
LeBron James is so good...
He doesn't sink your battleship; he dunks on it.
LeBron James is so good...
Once he got an erection while in San Antonio, and somebody built a life-size replica.
It is called the Tower of the Americas.
LeBron James is so good ...
he'll help deliver his own child during the game in the huddle
LeBron James is so good ...
he CAN handle the truth!
LeBron James is so good...
He can posterize your soul.
Lebron is so good...
He even turn "ducks" into a goat....
Lebron is so good...
he set the truth free
Lebron is so good...
he dunked on a dollar and made change
Lebron is so good...
he knows the last digit of pi
LeBron is so good...
Johnnie Cochran couldn't defend him.
Lebron is so good...
he shot the sheriff, deputy, constable and chief of police
LeBron is so good...
God named the rainbow after his jump shot.
LeBron is so good...
He never gets stuck in traffic. Nobody can stay in front of him -- he drives right by.
No...he pissed on it to put it out.Quote:
LeBron is so good...
His shot is on fire like the Cuyahoga River.
LeBron didn't have to travel back...time came to him.Quote:
Lebron is so good he traveled back in time and defeated Napoleon by dunking on him.
LeBron James is so good ...
he agreed to play in cleveland without a team
LeBron James is so good ...
they're changing the name to SpursSilence.com
LeBron James is so good ...
He helped gore create the internet
LeBron James is so good ...
jordan has gone back to just being the name of some middle east nation
LeBron James is so good ...
his wallet is the one that says "badmotherfucker"
Lebron is so good..........
He made Mr. T piti himself.
His dick has it's own Zip Code
When he talks E.F. Hutton listens.
The earth rotates around him.
When he was born Nike made "Air James" shoes but they weren't good enough for him so the called them Air Jordans.
He's the model for Trojan's new Extra Large condom.
He would score 51's in a dunk contest
Lebron is so good...
He's in bed before the lights go out.
Lebron is so good...
People in other countries swear that he's our President!
Lebron is so good...
He has people in Cleveland believing they actually have a chance at winning something!
dont put your crap on sarcastic threads like these.Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperFob
Lebron is so good...
A sagaa of movies is going to made about his life.
-Mars
LeBron James is so good ...
He got Stephen A. Smith to whisper.
Lebron is so good...
His massive Tirds are made of solid Gold.
Lebron is so good.............he made chuck flip flop on the spurs..... :spin
serious?Quote:
Originally Posted by LilMissSPURfect
Guns don't kill people. Lebron just shatters them with dunks.
All coz of bron! yep :kingQuote:
Originally Posted by td4mvp3
Lebron is so good...
He can slam a revolving door.
Lebron is so good...
He ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and got one.
Lebron is so good...
He can dunk is own balls!
Lebron is so good...his Hot Pockets turn hot the instant he touches them
Lebron is so good...
He can dunk from the 3 pt line...
in BASEBALL!
Lebron is so good...Lebanon has decided to change its name to Lebronan
Lebron is so good...hookers pay to him to do them
LeBroad is so gay......er.......uh good that he will go to the line 15 - 20 times a game this series! :depressed
Quote:
Originally Posted by Louie Vega
Now that is something to be concerned about, the refs will do what they can to give him a championship
LeBron is so good...
Scientists have found he is singlehanedly responsible for global warming.
Lebron is so good...Michael Jordan is jealous and has started training for the NBA again
Lebron is so good...
He comes with a pacemaker warning.
Lebron is so good...his only foible is what he doesn't have: fingernails
LeBron is so good...
when he was going to get voted off the island, he dunked the island.