LeBron is so good....

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Originally Posted by MadDog73

LeBron is so good it's not even funny...

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:lol . Touche.

LeBron is so good...

He can beat Detroit simply by swimming in a damn pool.

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Originally Posted by MadDog73

LeBron is so good it's not even funny...

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LeBron is so good he can make Drew Carey seem funny...

Lebron is so good his dick averaged a triple double for the season.

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Originally Posted by Extra Stout

LeBron is so good he can make Drew Carey seem funny...

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Nice.... :lol

LeBron is so good, people spontaneously break into song and dance when he walks onto the street.

Lebron is so good...

When he was born, he slapped the doctor!

LeBron is so good...

When the Soviet Union heard he was born, they just packed up and quit.

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Originally Posted by BigBeezie

Lebron is so good...

When he was born, he slapped the doctor!

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That's not true, he dunked on the doctor.

Lebron is so good...

He's gonna beat the Spurs all by himself.

Lebron is so good...

When he speaks, new words are added to the dictionary. See: "fatigueful"

Lebron is so good...

He put the Bee Gees in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

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Originally Posted by SuperFob

Lebron is so good...

He's gonna beat the Spurs all by himself.

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They should make it 1 on 5 just to be fair.

Lebron is so good...

He farted and Calvin Klein named a cologne after it.

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Originally Posted by Extra Stout

LeBron is so good...

When the Soviet Union heard he was born, they just packed up and quit.

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:lmao

LeBron is so good...

If you have a Full House in poker and he has a pair of jacks, he just dunks on you and takes your chips.

I heard he waters his lawn with unicorn tinkle.

Lebron is so good he would have defeated Santa Anna, all by himself.

Lebron is so good he traveled back in time and defeated Napoleon by dunking on him.

LeBron is so good...

He doesn't have to mow his lawn; the grass just lays prostrate before him.

LeBron is so good...

One time he peed into the Riverwalk, and the water was clear for a year.

LeBron is so good...

Moses didn't part the Red Sea; that was just LeBron driving the lane.

Lebron is so good...

He doesn't shake hands, he bitch-slaps people....then dunks on them.

Lebron is so good...

He has a stunt double for defense.

LeBron is so good...

That tower in Pisa was straight until he dunked over it.

LeBron is so good...

Michael Jordan wears LeBron James pajamas.