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He is..."The 2nd Most Interesting Man In the World"
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They call him Bonner. The "2nd Most Interesting Man In the World".
Stay thirsty mi amigo!
When Bonner goes to a card game, everyone always folds and he wins.
When Bonner says it's time to leave, everyone laughs and leaves.
When Bonner drives around in his 2006 Grand Prix, policemen hold up traffic for him.
When Bonner sits and tells stories of New Hampshire winters, children stop and listen and keep their feet still and their hands to themselves.
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He was the valedictorian of his high school, even though his teachers never graded his papers.
Bonner was the captain of his school football team, the president of the Student Council..and the Vice President....and the Treasurer.
Bonner steps out for dinner and the wind stops blowing out of courtesy for his hair.
Bonner doesn't go to the dentist because Bonner never has a cavity.
Babies stop crying when Bonner enters the room so that they won't bother him.
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Pimping ain't easy...but some how Bonner makes it look that way.
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Not to derail.
But, someone tell Bonner to mix in a Quattro.
Watching last night, that beard is out of control.
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Samson.
Chuck Norris.
Bonner.
The beard stays.
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Originally Posted by Solid D
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/2...ll_txds101.jpg
They call him Bonner. The "2nd Most Interesting Man In the World".
Stay thirsty mi amigo!
When Bonner goes to a card game, everyone always folds and he wins.
When Bonner says it's time to leave, everyone laughs and leaves.
When Bonner drives around in his 2006 Grand Prix, policemen hold up traffic for him.
When Bonner sits and tells stories of New Hampshire winters, children stop and listen and keep their feet still and their hands to themselves.
:lmao
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Bonner was the captain of his school football team, the president of the Student Council..and the Vice President....and the Treasurer.
That must have been a pretty shitty HS.
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When Bonner going into the river he won't get wet. The water gets Bonnered
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You guys remember his rookie year when he blocked KG's shot from behind and knocked him on his ass? That's the shit I want . . . 6 good hard fouls, baby. He can wear his facial hair any way he likes if he does that.
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-Marcus Williams wasn't waived, Matt Bonner dunked on him and sent him into retirement.
-FIBA rules don't allow Bonner to play, it's just unfair.
-Last night Yao asked Bonner, "can I write a check?", and Bonner said "Fuck no".
-Bonner has a 'no trade clause' in his contract...under penalty of death!
-Bonner visited the Spurstalk forums just once...the server promptly crashed under his greatness.
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I don't think Yao is jumping in that picture.....
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Ditka and Ginobili can't stop the Red Rocket.
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Originally Posted by Bruno
Ditka and Ginobili can't stop the Red Rocket.
:rolleyes :blah
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Bonner can believe it's not butter.
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-Michael Jordan has a Bonner fathead on his wall.
-Bonner is allowed 7 fouls in a game.
-Shaq had a dream where he dunked on Bonner, he woke up and called Bonner to apologize.
-Halftime was originally called "Bonner needs to take a leak"
-Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch because Bonner made it that way.
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Originally Posted by jaffies
-Bonner visited the Spurstalk forums just once...the server promptly crashed under his greatness.
That's a lie!
He did crash the datacenter's network though.
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Britney Spears acts nuts, because of Bonner deciding she wasn't "worthy"
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Originally Posted by Samr
I don't think Yao is jumping in that picture.....
Does Yao jump too?
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Matt Bonner can speak Braille.
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And Jaffies is owning this thread :lmao
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Under Bonner's beard hides another rocket.
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Bonner can slam a revolving door.
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Matt Bonner once ordered a steak in a restaurant... The steak did what it was told...
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Tough guys eat nails for breakfast. Matt Bonner does all his grocery shopping at the Home Depot.
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Bonner's house doesn't have any doors. Only walls that he walks through.
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A picture is worth a thousand words. A picture of Matt Bonner is worth a million.
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Matt Bonner once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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hahahaha i like the big mac one and slamming the revolving door
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Matt Bonner has counted to infinity. Twice.
Matt Bonner once blocked a shot with such force the ball went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart somewhere over the Pacific.
Once, when he was having a pleasant dream, a meteorite slammed into Matt Bonner and woke him. He flew into a rage and killed every dinosaur on earth.
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Bonner is allowed 7 fouls in a game. But a first has not been called yet.
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Timmy: Matt Bonner is a son of a bitch!
Manu: Best damn player on the team.
Bowen: He goes about 7'10, 590!
Tony: To Matt Bonner!
All 4: -Raise glasses- Matt Bonner!
Timmy: I once saw him scissor kick Ray Allen!
Manu: He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!
Tony: <Drunken gibberish>
Bowen: You're damn right, and every kid in this town was fathered by Matt Bonner, every one of 'em!
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Originally Posted by Thompson
Matt Bonner has counted to infinity. Twice.
Matt Bonner once blocked a shot with such force the ball went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart somewhere over the Pacific.
Once, when he was having a pleasant dream, a meteorite slammed into Matt Bonner and woke him. He flew into a rage and killed every dinosaur on earth.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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There comes a time for everyone when you must admit that no matter how good you are at anything, somewhere in the world there is someone better. This time typically comes the instant after Matt Bonner enters the room.
Bonner has had the nickname Red Rocket since the mid eighties. The Toronto subway took the nickname because Bonner would pull the train through the tunnels to stay in shape in the offseason. Bonner always got to his stops 4 minutes early.
Bonner has only lost one game of HORSE ever, and that was to Michael Jordan. And even then it was only as part of a hustle. Bonner won $25K in their second match after spotting Mike four letters and promising to shoot using only his right foot.
Matt Bonner has turned down the lead role in the last five Best Picture Oscar winners because of a lack of three point shooting in the screenplays.
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Matt Bonner can delete the recycling bin.
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Matt Bonner has never been wrong, well one time he was wrong . he thought he was wrong but he was really right !
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When the doctor was delivering Matt Bonner, Matt Bonner kicked him in the face and said, "Only Matt Bonner delivers Matt Bonner."
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matt bonner said "the 1st Most Interesting Man In the World" doesnt exist
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Originally Posted by sa_kid20
Matt Bonner can delete the recycling bin.
:lmao
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Originally Posted by sa_kid20
Matt Bonner can delete the recycling bin.
:lol That was pretty good.
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the Spurs get low ratings because most TV's can't handle Matt Bonner
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Originally Posted by vand3537
the Spurs get low ratings because most TV's can't handle Matt Bonner
:lmao :lmao
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One time Matt Bonner came over to my house uninvited. "Matt, I don't like the pop in," I said. He ignored me, sat on my cat, and insulted my grandmother. Then we all gave him 20 bucks from our wallets. That always happens when Bonner is around.
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The California wildfires are from Matt Bonner lighting his farts.
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He shaved the beard.
NOT COOL.
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There is no evolution...just a list of animals Matt Bonner allows to live.
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Tim specifically signed for less money so that Bonner could be given a max contract extension. While he considered having the Spurs give both of them max contract extensions, he realized that a contract equal to Matt Bonner's would be "obscene."
Matt Bonner's tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, he never cries.
Matt Bonner was originally one of the four wisemen. He gave Jesus the gift of beard, which Jesus wore throughout his time on earth. Such obvious gift favoritism aroused intense feelings of jealousy in the other three wisemen, who conspired to have Matt Bonner written out of the Bible. They all suffered mysterious blocked-shot-bodyslam-related deaths shortly thereafter.
