DSF's Spurs Drinking Game!

Wanna really get wasted?

Do a shot for everytime D'Antoni does that childish hand on one hip pointing to the floor repeatedly while shouting foul language and his usual retardation.

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Originally Posted by da_suns_fan__

If youre like me (and looking at the attendance for tonights Spurs game, you probably are), you have a hard time watching a Spurs game unless they're playing the Suns.

But tonight is opening night and the Spurs kick off the season! The excitement of a new season should be enough to hold our interest, right?

My guess is after about ten minutes, most of you will get tired of waiting for SOMETHING to happen and will switch the channel.

But I have a solution to the NBA's problems!

Swallowing the Spurs!

The drinking game that will do for the NBA what GAMBLING has done for the NFL!

RULES:

1. This is a multi-player game.

2. Start off with one bottle of your favorite liquor and as much beer as possible.

3. Each player gets a turn "round-robin" style.

4. Game can only be played during a nationally televised Spurs game.

5. When the next "Go Spurs Go moment" happens during your turn, you must stand up and shout "GO SPURS GO", drink the respective amount of alcohol (see below), and your turn is then over.

5. The game continues until someone passes out or the Spurs game ends.





GO SPURS GO MOMENTS:

1) If Tim Duncan holds the ball for five straight seconds without doing anything, you drink half a beer (the suspenseful countdown from 5 to one is going to be awesome). :clap

2) If Manu Ginobili Hits the floor, you drink half a beer (regardless if he was flopping or not).

http://www.detroitbadboys.com/images...r-ginobili.jpg

3) If any Spurs argues a foul call by showing the ref his palms, you drink half a beer.

4) If any Spurs player celebrates a good play by making two fists in front of their chests, you drink half a beer.

http://www.wittemuseum.org/images/Ga...big%20sign.jpg

5) If Bruce Bowen undercuts a jump shooter, you drink an entire beer.

6) If the announcers inform us that in spite of what the score says, we're actually watching a good game, you take a shot.

http://proxy.espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=270612005

7) If the camera cuts to Eva Longoria in the stands, you take a shot (and you must chant "Go Evas Go" instead of the normal "Go Spurs Go").

8) If TWO "Go Spurs Go" Moments happen simultaneously, you must drink both amounts of liquor for each respective moment:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/220/5...1e4e5bf79d.jpg

Remember, friends don't let friends drink and drive! And above all, GO SPURS GO!!

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I like a good drinking game as much as the next guy, but, man...keep it simple; especially with half a beer at a pop!

You got to be able to remember the rules, after all.

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Originally Posted by 101A

I like a good drinking game as much as the next guy, but, man...keep it simple; especially with half a beer at a pop!

You got to be able to remember the rules, after all.

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There's only seven "GO SPURS GO" Moments. Print them out and hand them out to everyone if youre having trouble remembering.

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Originally Posted by da_suns_fan__

Bump. Anyone play "Swallowing the Spurs" last night?

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Yeah, the Grizzlies did.

They don't do it as well as the Suns, though.

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Originally Posted by ShoogarBear

Yeah, the Grizzlies did.

They don't do it as well as the Suns, though.

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Give Iavaroni some time, Shoog.

LOL, this was actually pretty amusing. I am gonna give it a go sometime. maybe when we play the rockets or mavs. haha

Bump.

Anyone going to the Spurs game tonight?

I'd love to see some "We're Swallowing the Spurs" signs in the audience.

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Originally Posted by da_suns_fan__

Bump.

Anyone going to the Spurs game tonight?

I'd love to see some "We're Swallowing the Spurs" signs in the audience.

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:wakeup They look like this:

http://www.nba.com/media/suns/Suns_Wives_Logo_475.jpg

okay then