Tony Parker walks on water.......

Parts the Gulf of Mexico by stretching out his arms, turns water into wine, raised Lazarus, Elvis, and Tupac from the dead..... Knows where Hoffa's body is buried, who took the shot that came from the grassy knoll.... Tony's blistering speed on the court has advanced the melting of the polar ice caps, he can feed the homeless with one fish and a loaf of bread..... He swallows gasoline and pisses out fire (or did Eva give him the clap :dizzy ).... He knows no equal, he is the Alpha with no Omega! :drunk :drunk :drunk :drunk :smokin :drunk :smokin

Tony Parker has made France a military power.

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Welcome to the Club.

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You win at life.

...... Shits out potpourri, erected the Taj Mahal and Great Pyramid by thinking them into existence, responsible for the Big Bang..... Is a MUCH more skilled player than Manu (I dun fucked up now :drunk )

Every morning, Tony leaves his home and jogs to the AT&T Center in a sweaty gray sweatsuit and Chuck Taylor's w/ 1,200 kids following him and then runs up to his statue at the entrance a raises two clinched fists in the air while the Rocky theme song plays in the background.

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...responsible for the Big Bang.....

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I think that's what it's called when you get to have sex with Eva ...

les Unstoppable!

LES UNSTOPPABLE!

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:nope never beeyatch

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Tonight Parker not only walked on water...he spun and danced and twisted on it.

..... he eats coal and shits diamonds.

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very low...en france on appelle ça un "coup bas"...

remember Lafayette :donkey and the french kiss, you like it? :toast

If Tony hadn't of been out of town the day Xerxes along with 500,000 persians invaded Greece, history might've turned out a little differently. After that Tony started checking his voice mail a little more religiously!

I see someone got drunk while reading one of the many "Chuck Norris" lists...:lol

Tony Parker lost his virginity before his dad

Travis is posting again :toast

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very low...en france on appelle ça un "coup bas"...

remember Lafayette :donkey and the french kiss, you like it? :toast

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That was actually Tony Parker in disguise.

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It's a secret ;)

Tony Parker plays @Mavs while remaining totally invisible.

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Tony Parker makes me wanna donkey punch a fat cross eyed midget trany every time he goes up for a lay up and makes me wanna bitch slap a naked old lady off her crutches in a retirement strip club every time he tries to dunk...... and of course I mean that in a good way. Tony is the man!

Tony Parker killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.

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:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Tony Parker once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who Has More Testicles" contest. Tony Parker won... by five.

Hi guys !
Just to join the party ...
If TP can do something for the strikes in france ...

......fuck Parkay, this dude is butter!

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From behind I bet he did... :lol

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From behind I bet he did... :lol

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Your point guard is Rafer Alston :lmao :rollin :lmao :rollin

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Your point guard is Rafer Alston :lmao :rollin :lmao :rollin

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Tony Parker is best player in the NBA.

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Tony Parker is best player EVER .

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It's worst than what I thought :drunk :drunk :drunk jaja

When he dies, he shall rise again in 3 days....

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PWNT

Just brought this shit up again to remind anyone that doubts the French Revolution!

"He's taking key, wallets, business cards...." -Sean Elliot, Spurs legend.

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"He's taking key, wallets, business cards...." -Sean Elliot, Spurs legend on Tony Parker's game.

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must to lead the spurs in rebounding tonight

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Guess he was throwing potpourri, Febreeze, and incense on the Cavs those four games huh? :rolleyes

Once again.....

One mo time...

On Tony Parker's last trip to Italy, he straightened the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

God calls Tony to ask what the weather should be !

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I totally made this up..I'm proud of it... :lmao

Tony Parker sometimes decides to stop scoring because he feel sorry for the poor net.

Tony Parker gives sex lessons to Eva Longoria !

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i banged sequspur

Obviously, it's only my opinion.

But in this case, I'm going to go ahead and disagree with (gasp) Timvp.

Tony Parker is definitely better than Deron Williams, Steve Nash, Chauncey Billups, Rajon Rondo, Monta Ellis and the others.

I find it hard to believe that knowledgeable fans would disagree with that.

And if Tony goes back to 19 points 6 assists, we know what he can do.

The only point guard better than Tony Parker is Chris Paul. That's it.

I think that there is a significant gap between Parker and Deron Williams, Parker being significantly better.

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Tony Parker uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel.

It would be nice if someone bumped all the "trade Tony Parker" posts!

If you don't know, now you know....

he's truly emerged into a superstar..consistency is the key to remaining a superstar though, specifically in the playoffs..he's our #1 offensive option now, our offense relies on him..I believe he can keep it up..

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man beast tonight, plain and simple

Eva's gonna fuck his brains out tonight.

TP would score 40 pts on MJ in his prime

Great thread.

Tony was so fucking good tonight that it's rubbed off on me. i just went to get some ice outta the freezer and one fell out, i threw my cup out to catch it and it went straight in.

you good Tony, you're fucking good.

He reminds me of myself.... Okat, that's a lie (420)

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Seriously im glad to say ive never had any part of any of those threads besides if I said "are you retarded" lol. Parker is the man and makes the spurs GO. He creates doubles, shit he makes teams completely change their defense to keep him from getting in the lane. Like tonight, if he can replicate that game multiple times which i think he can no one can beat this team. Everything opens up so much, if parker plays well the spurs play well, besides a few occurences. If he's hungry that basket just looks 5x bigger to everyone. And im not on his nuts, especially this team.........so goes parker so goes the spurs. Lets hope parker goes in dallas and i think he will,
GO spurs GO