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Tony Parker walks on water.......
Parts the Gulf of Mexico by stretching out his arms, turns water into wine, raised Lazarus, Elvis, and Tupac from the dead..... Knows where Hoffa's body is buried, who took the shot that came from the grassy knoll.... Tony's blistering speed on the court has advanced the melting of the polar ice caps, he can feed the homeless with one fish and a loaf of bread..... He swallows gasoline and pisses out fire (or did Eva give him the clap :dizzy ).... He knows no equal, he is the Alpha with no Omega! :drunk :drunk :drunk :drunk :smokin :drunk :smokin
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Tony Parker has made France a military power.
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Originally Posted by Extra Stout
Tony Parker has made France a military power.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Extra Stout
Tony Parker has made France a military power.
You win at life.
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...... Shits out potpourri, erected the Taj Mahal and Great Pyramid by thinking them into existence, responsible for the Big Bang..... Is a MUCH more skilled player than Manu (I dun fucked up now :drunk )
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Every morning, Tony leaves his home and jogs to the AT&T Center in a sweaty gray sweatsuit and Chuck Taylor's w/ 1,200 kids following him and then runs up to his statue at the entrance a raises two clinched fists in the air while the Rocky theme song plays in the background.
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Originally Posted by RC's Boss
...responsible for the Big Bang.....
I think that's what it's called when you get to have sex with Eva ...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RC's Boss
...... Is a MUCH more skilled player than Manu
:nope never beeyatch
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Extra Stout
Tony Parker has made France a military power.
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Tonight Parker not only walked on water...he spun and danced and twisted on it.
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..... he eats coal and shits diamonds.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Extra Stout
Tony Parker has made France a military power.
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Originally Posted by phyzik
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very low...en france on appelle ça un "coup bas"...
remember Lafayette :donkey and the french kiss, you like it? :toast
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If Tony hadn't of been out of town the day Xerxes along with 500,000 persians invaded Greece, history might've turned out a little differently. After that Tony started checking his voice mail a little more religiously!
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I see someone got drunk while reading one of the many "Chuck Norris" lists...:lol
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Tony Parker lost his virginity before his dad
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Travis is posting again :toast
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Originally Posted by JP le Requin
very low...en france on appelle ça un "coup bas"...
remember Lafayette :donkey and the french kiss, you like it? :toast
That was actually Tony Parker in disguise.
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Originally Posted by smeagol
Travis is posting again :toast
It's a secret ;)
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Tony Parker plays @Mavs while remaining totally invisible.
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Originally Posted by boutons_
Tony Parker plays @Mavs while remaining totally invisible.
:dizzy
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Tony Parker makes me wanna donkey punch a fat cross eyed midget trany every time he goes up for a lay up and makes me wanna bitch slap a naked old lady off her crutches in a retirement strip club every time he tries to dunk...... and of course I mean that in a good way. Tony is the man!
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Tony Parker killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.
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Originally Posted by mystargtr34
Tony Parker lost his virginity before his dad
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
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Originally Posted by mystargtr34
Tony Parker lost his virginity before his dad
Tony Parker once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who Has More Testicles" contest. Tony Parker won... by five.
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Hi guys !
Just to join the party ...
If TP can do something for the strikes in france ...
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......fuck Parkay, this dude is butter!
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Originally Posted by mystargtr34
Tony Parker lost his virginity before his dad
From behind I bet he did... :lol
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Originally Posted by gamuza
From behind I bet he did... :lol
Your point guard is Rafer Alston :lmao :rollin :lmao :rollin
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Originally Posted by RC's Boss
Your point guard is Rafer Alston :lmao :rollin :lmao :rollin
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Tony Parker is best player in the NBA.
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Originally Posted by SequSpur
Tony Parker is best player EVER .
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Originally Posted by SequSpur
Tony Parker is best player in the NBA.
It's worst than what I thought :drunk :drunk :drunk jaja
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When he dies, he shall rise again in 3 days....
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Originally Posted by RC's Boss
Your point guard is Rafer Alston :lmao :rollin :lmao :rollin
PWNT
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Just brought this shit up again to remind anyone that doubts the French Revolution!
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"He's taking key, wallets, business cards...." -Sean Elliot, Spurs legend.
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Originally Posted by RC's Boss
"He's taking key, wallets, business cards...." -Sean Elliot, Spurs legend on Tony Parker's game.
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Originally Posted by RC's Boss
..... he eats coal and shits diamonds.
:lmao
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must to lead the spurs in rebounding tonight
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Originally Posted by King23
Watch him throwing a stinker next game...
Guess he was throwing potpourri, Febreeze, and incense on the Cavs those four games huh? :rolleyes
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On Tony Parker's last trip to Italy, he straightened the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
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God calls Tony to ask what the weather should be !
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Originally Posted by
Spursfan092120
On Tony Parker's last trip to Italy, he straightened the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
I totally made this up..I'm proud of it... :lmao
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Tony Parker sometimes decides to stop scoring because he feel sorry for the poor net.
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Tony Parker gives sex lessons to Eva Longoria !
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Obviously, it's only my opinion.
But in this case, I'm going to go ahead and disagree with (gasp) Timvp.
Tony Parker is definitely better than Deron Williams, Steve Nash, Chauncey Billups, Rajon Rondo, Monta Ellis and the others.
I find it hard to believe that knowledgeable fans would disagree with that.
And if Tony goes back to 19 points 6 assists, we know what he can do.
The only point guard better than Tony Parker is Chris Paul. That's it.
I think that there is a significant gap between Parker and Deron Williams, Parker being significantly better.
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Tony Parker uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel.
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It would be nice if someone bumped all the "trade Tony Parker" posts!
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If you don't know, now you know....
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he's truly emerged into a superstar..consistency is the key to remaining a superstar though, specifically in the playoffs..he's our #1 offensive option now, our offense relies on him..I believe he can keep it up..
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Originally Posted by
Extra Stout
Tony Parker has made France a military power.
France is a military power.
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Originally Posted by
SequSpur
Welcome to the Club.
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man beast tonight, plain and simple
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Eva's gonna fuck his brains out tonight.
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TP would score 40 pts on MJ in his prime
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Tony was so fucking good tonight that it's rubbed off on me. i just went to get some ice outta the freezer and one fell out, i threw my cup out to catch it and it went straight in.
you good Tony, you're fucking good.
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He reminds me of myself.... Okat, that's a lie (420)
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Originally Posted by
Al Gore
It would be nice if someone bumped all the "trade Tony Parker" posts!
Seriously im glad to say ive never had any part of any of those threads besides if I said "are you retarded" lol. Parker is the man and makes the spurs GO. He creates doubles, shit he makes teams completely change their defense to keep him from getting in the lane. Like tonight, if he can replicate that game multiple times which i think he can no one can beat this team. Everything opens up so much, if parker plays well the spurs play well, besides a few occurences. If he's hungry that basket just looks 5x bigger to everyone. And im not on his nuts, especially this team.........so goes parker so goes the spurs. Lets hope parker goes in dallas and i think he will,
GO spurs GO