If we're going to change it so that Shaq won't get embarrassed by the Hack-a-Shaq, we should go all the way and change it so he won't get embarrassed by the pick-and-roll.
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If we're going to change it so that Shaq won't get embarrassed by the Hack-a-Shaq, we should go all the way and change it so he won't get embarrassed by the pick-and-roll.
:lmao
Yeah, it really hurts my eyes watchin` somebody beein` so fat and so immobile
and gettin 20.000.000 $ doin` so...
I felt embarrased for him...
And THAT, my fellow Spurs fans, is a sig-worthy quote if ever I saw one.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShoogarBear
The worst thing I'm worried about is that Suns players lose their temper and foul hard/deck a Spurs player.
"When I'm upset, I'm known to do certain things - like win championships" - Shaquille O'Neal
New rule. You can't have superstar guards from both Argentina and France. To solve this issue, the opposing team can select which of the guards to put on the bench.
They should limit playoff teams to 7 deep. That way teams like the Spurs won't have disposable players to hack-a-snaq.
New rule: teams get to replace one playoff game with the result from a regular season game per playoff series.
Well said ShoogarBear!!!! :toast :toast :toastQuote:
Originally Posted by ShoogarBear
:lmao
New Rule: Hall of Fame power forwards cannot shoot end-of-game three-pointers.
I thought the turning point for the Suns tonight was when Timmy flopped. Stop that Flop!
You should compile all these new rules and send them over to Stu & Stern companies...:lol :lol :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by ShoogarBear
If the Suns and Spurs would have replayed Game 1 ten times, the Suns would win eight. Games 2 and 3 were just the other two games unaccounted for in the equation.
If Shaq is within 9 feet of your guard shooting a three, the shot doesn't count.
We also need a rule change in baseball that pitchers are not allowed to throw sliders. They are harder to hit. Rule changes to cover all players' deficiencies!Quote:
Originally Posted by ShoogarBear
New rule. Instead of playing games in the playoffs, we'll award the series victory to the team that averaged more point during the regular season.
New rule: A guard is not allowed an unconstested layup with under 10 seconds to go.
Playoff series will be decided by Hollinger's regressions.
New rule: if you have three HoF players in your starting lineup, you only have to play on one side of the court.
Series winners will be decided by TV ratings and ESPN polls
I fixed Shoogar!!!! :downspin:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShoogarBear
New rule: Phoenix Suns get 6 men on defense.
Oh wait...that might not help either.
:rollinQuote:
Originally Posted by SPARKY
New Rule: If the opposing team is about to get blown out, they are entitled to one flagrant foul without penalty...
New rule: If you've been swept six times before and are looking at a seventh, you get to eat your coach.
:lol:tuQuote:
Originally Posted by DDS4
New Rule: Traffic Police must stand ready to issue speeding ticket to opposing guards when there is a mismatch on points in the paint.
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol post of the dayQuote:
Originally Posted by DDS4
That $185 was worth it now.Quote:
Originally Posted by wijayas
:hat
Every time someone scores, they should stop play so Shaq can stroll to his position.
New rule: Opposing point guards won't be allowed to fly to Hollywood and bang their wife during the middle of a series. It only makes them stronger.
Someone email this to Henry Abbott so he can get ideas for his next blog.
:lmao :lmao:lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Kori Ellis
Jeez. No kidding. They need to set up a booth in the back for Eva and Tony during halftime.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kori Ellis
I wonder if what Tony did to Nash yesterday can be considered adultery... You think Eva will ever forgive Tony's transgression?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kori Ellis
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Originally Posted by Kermit
Shit you'd play basketball like superman too if you were hittin that at home...
New Rule: Ban jump shot.
I would probably give up basketball and make sex my full time job.Quote:
Originally Posted by T Park
New Rule: The following strategies are banned-Hack a Shaq, Pick and Roll a Shaq, Defend a Shaq, Tempt a Shaq with a Snack, Ankle Snap a Shaq, Expect Anything Helpful from a Shaq. Trade for a Shaq is also banned, with any GM who does required to enter the NBA's Hype Abuse Program tell help them kick the habit.
Hell, I didn't. I'm thinking CIA Pop. Didn't show them this during their RS wins.Quote:
Originally Posted by phyzik
Then pull it out in the playoffs. Damn Pop is like a chessmaster. Always thinking 3 moves ahead. And sure enough, neither Snaq nor D'antoni knew how to handle it.
Oh, and I can hardly wait to see what Pop has in his bag of tricks for the Hornets, if we move on to them in the 2nd round. But you can bet it will be good.
What about what he did to the entire Suns organization. Hell, he fucked em all.Quote:
Originally Posted by MaNuMaNiAc
I agree! Tony cheated on Eva with the Suns yesterday!
:lol @ Tony cheating on Eva by fucking the Suns
New rule: When the Spurs continue to spank the Suns, Henry Abbott will stop making excuses for the Suns and just won't post about the series at all.
Oh, wait, that's not a new one.
I was actually very worried that they were going to do that last night. I kept thinking "Shaq is going to lose it and just demolish a Spur."Quote:
Originally Posted by E20
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Originally Posted by ShoogarBear
New rule : Coaches can't make tactical adjustments during games. They are only allowed to clap their hands and say "let's go" and "come on".
Who fucked the Suns more, Tony or Kerr?
That's my new Signature!Quote:
Originally Posted by ShoogarBear
Thank you.
"That's gold, Jerry! GOLD!!!"Quote:
Originally Posted by ShoogarBear
Every time a player gets hacked intentionally, he shoots free throws until he makes two.
New rule: Shaq gets to dunk his free throws.
That's an old rule. Wilt used to do that, which is why the current rule is in place.Quote:
Originally Posted by peskypesky
You are right Shoogar. Henry is "busy" blogging courtside in Philly. With such a huge basketball brain that he has, he is pretty quiet when the Suns is setting. :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by ShoogarBear