New Rule: If the opposing team is about to get blown out, they are entitled to one flagrant foul without penalty...
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New Rule: If the opposing team is about to get blown out, they are entitled to one flagrant foul without penalty...
New rule: If you've been swept six times before and are looking at a seventh, you get to eat your coach.
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Originally Posted by DDS4
New Rule: Traffic Police must stand ready to issue speeding ticket to opposing guards when there is a mismatch on points in the paint.
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Originally Posted by DDS4
That $185 was worth it now.Quote:
Originally Posted by wijayas
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Every time someone scores, they should stop play so Shaq can stroll to his position.
New rule: Opposing point guards won't be allowed to fly to Hollywood and bang their wife during the middle of a series. It only makes them stronger.
Someone email this to Henry Abbott so he can get ideas for his next blog.
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Originally Posted by Kori Ellis
Jeez. No kidding. They need to set up a booth in the back for Eva and Tony during halftime.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kori Ellis
I wonder if what Tony did to Nash yesterday can be considered adultery... You think Eva will ever forgive Tony's transgression?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kori Ellis
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Originally Posted by Kermit
Shit you'd play basketball like superman too if you were hittin that at home...
New Rule: Ban jump shot.
I would probably give up basketball and make sex my full time job.Quote:
Originally Posted by T Park
New Rule: The following strategies are banned-Hack a Shaq, Pick and Roll a Shaq, Defend a Shaq, Tempt a Shaq with a Snack, Ankle Snap a Shaq, Expect Anything Helpful from a Shaq. Trade for a Shaq is also banned, with any GM who does required to enter the NBA's Hype Abuse Program tell help them kick the habit.
Hell, I didn't. I'm thinking CIA Pop. Didn't show them this during their RS wins.Quote:
Originally Posted by phyzik
Then pull it out in the playoffs. Damn Pop is like a chessmaster. Always thinking 3 moves ahead. And sure enough, neither Snaq nor D'antoni knew how to handle it.
Oh, and I can hardly wait to see what Pop has in his bag of tricks for the Hornets, if we move on to them in the 2nd round. But you can bet it will be good.
What about what he did to the entire Suns organization. Hell, he fucked em all.Quote:
Originally Posted by MaNuMaNiAc
I agree! Tony cheated on Eva with the Suns yesterday!
:lol @ Tony cheating on Eva by fucking the Suns
New rule: When the Spurs continue to spank the Suns, Henry Abbott will stop making excuses for the Suns and just won't post about the series at all.
Oh, wait, that's not a new one.
I was actually very worried that they were going to do that last night. I kept thinking "Shaq is going to lose it and just demolish a Spur."Quote:
Originally Posted by E20
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Originally Posted by ShoogarBear
New rule : Coaches can't make tactical adjustments during games. They are only allowed to clap their hands and say "let's go" and "come on".
Who fucked the Suns more, Tony or Kerr?