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:lol :lmao
count me in. this place is way better then hornetsreport
This site gets that a lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by CP3_Bourbon_St.
Ill have to say that I like the lay out. I love my hornetsreport tho. Im a Hornets fan here for the series. GEAUX HORNETS!Quote:
Originally Posted by CP3_Bourbon_St.
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Originally Posted by King Ju I
Read forum rules. No gay coonass French allowed.
I beleive Spurs fans will hate CP3 guts by the end of the series. he whines and talks shit a lot.
but of course nothing will compare to Suns collective whining
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Originally Posted by DarrinS
I hate that shit.
i just registered there. apparently, i have to reach some sort of level to start a thread. fuck it.
Welcome, Hornets fans.
It should be a fun and interesting series!
Good Job with Dallas!
I was impressed, especially with your poise after winning game 4 convincingly in their gym. You all acted like you expected to win and that is a compliment.
CP3 is a great player. West is terrific. Byron Scott is a great coach.
I will tell you that the Spurs will be much harder to beat than the Mavs.'
:wakeup
Uh....you just described our entire team, sans the shit talking.Quote:
Originally Posted by hater
Read article 9, pages 17 - 25, subsections c & d, paragraph 19, lines 20 through 29 of the SpursTalk forum rules stating the following:Quote:
Originally Posted by King Ju I
a) troll must be able to talk trash
b) troll must be able to take trash without crying like a little girl
c) no topic is off limits except talking about one's mama and puppy dogs.
d) may the best team win, which is usually the Spurs, bitches.
:bang Damn didnt see that racist homosexuals had seniority here. Coon?? I expect more than that out of a spurs fan. Keep it clean man. I didnt come here to start anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarrinS
NO doubt that the Spurs will be harder than Mavs, but I like our chances, esp with HCA. Hornets latley are conjouring up that mystical New Orleans spirit vibe shit pretty well at home.
Hornets trolls? This is new territory at SpursTalk for sure.
Welcome Hornet fans. Good luck this series.
By the end of the series, I'll probably hate you all.
I didnt come here to talk to trash or be an attention whore. just so we're clear.Quote:
Originally Posted by Demo Dick Marcinko
Lucy... you got a lot of 'splainin to do.
Geaux Hornets - "i find it funny that we are in the floppers bracket with the spurs and suns. the other bracket is the physical bracket with utah,lakers and houston."
Jahsoul - "The " STOP THE FLOP!!!!" continues with Ginobli (if spurs win) in the next round. Bring it FLOPPERS!!!"
King Ju I - "X-Factor may be the dirty play of Bowen." "Ginobli penetrates and FLOPS like none other. You think you were mad at Dirk. STOP THE FLOP chants will be ringing loud."
Moubre4 - "i just hope that if bruce bowen (dirtiest player in the league IMO) starts trying to get chippy dwest or tyson quickly lets him know that its not gonna happen"
Most people who post here have a sort of rough sense of humor. You'll grow to love it (or cry like a little girl and meltdown). Either way, it's loads of fun!Quote:
Originally Posted by CP3_Bourbon_St.
I'm just trying to keep up with reality :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Budkin
and some are already trolling!
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Originally Posted by CP3_Bourbon_St.
Clear as mud. Guess next time I will insert sarcasm smilie.:lol The more time you spend on this board the better feel you'll get on the pulse that makes this board as great as it is and what makes it tick. You're a new around here so we'll cut you some slack.
First of all, he said "coonass". I thought that was universally accepted as a substitute for "Cajun". Hell, a lot of my coo...er.... Cajun friends use it. Didn't Justin Wilson too?Quote:
Originally Posted by King Ju I
Second, it was a joke. About the word "geaux" instead of "go". Humor gets a little extra slack.
And third, you mean racist homophobes, don't you?
Don't worry, the Spurs have a lot of international fans, so we are used to translating things. I'm sure we can even get used to translating stuff into coonass.
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Originally Posted by King Ju I
Coonass means cajun, you dimwit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coonass
Do you even live in Louisiana?
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Originally Posted by GSH
:lol Do u really disagree with that? I used to be a spurs fan before New Orleans had a team. Its crazy to think that Bowen is not dirty. Hes a great defender but he has huge amount of less than reputable tricks. Stepping under the defenders foot after the shot? He does his job very well. His job is to get you so pissed off at thim that you lose your cool and got tossed.
Ginobli as great as he is has the tendency to flop. I dont know if its just foreign players or what. Hes great and hes like a whirl-a-derby in the lane. Ive got tons of youtube videos of flops that im sure youve already seen so i wont post it.
Perhaps you prefer conasse?
Dangerously close to coon ass. Which can mean a totally different thing. Coon is a racist term for black people! Dumbass! I'll admit that I forgot about the term with no space meant cajun. Coon and coonass are very closely related. I apoloigze for taking what you meant the wrong way. No harm no foul.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarrinS
Sure, what the hell, count me in.
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Originally Posted by King Ju I
No problem, coonass.
The more the merrier! Nothing can be as annoying as SunFan, so bring on HornetFan.
its just fun to say isn't it? Cooooonnnnassss
Okay, I don't know about the others, but you have a sense of humor.Quote:
Originally Posted by CP3_Bourbon_St.
CP3 > Parker
Mo Pete > Finley
Peja > Bowen
West = Duncan
Chandler > Oberto
Spurs cant win. Give up now and save yourself the embarrassment.
Cute I can already tell this one will be a fun little troll :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by PejaLooms
Curly:Quote:
Originally Posted by PejaLooms
When I take you out tonight with me
Honey, here's the way it's gonna be
You will set behind a team of snow-white horses
In the slickest gig you'll ever see.
Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry
When I take you out in the surrey
When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top
Watch that fringe an' see how it flutters
When I drive them high-steppin' strutters
Nosy pokes will peak through their shutters and their eyes will pop!
The wheels are yellow, the upholstery's brown
The dashboard's genuine leather.
With eisenglass curtains you can roll right down
In case there's a change in the weather
Two bright side-lights winkin' and blinkin'
Ain't no finer rig I'm a thinkin'
You can keep yer rig if yer thinkin' that I'd keer to swap
Fer that shiny little surry with the fringe on the top
Eller:
Would you say the fringe was made of silk?
Curly:
Wouldn't have no other kind but silk
Laurey:
Has it really got a team of snow-white horses?
Curly:
One's like snow, the other's more like milk.
All the world'll fly in a flurry
When I take you out in the surry
When I take you out in the surry with the fringe on top.
When we hit that road, hell-for-leather
Cats and dogs will dance in the heather
Birds and frogs'll sing all together and the toads will hop!
The wind'll whistle as we rattle along,
The cows'll moo in the clover
The river will ripple out a whispered song,
And whisper it over and over
Don't you wish you'd go on forever
Don't you wish you'd go on forever
Don't you wish you'd go on forever
And you'd never stop?
In that shiny little surry
With the fringe on the top.
I can see the stars gittin' blurry
When we ride back home in the surry
Ridin' slowly home in the surry
With the fringe on top
I can feel the day gettin' older
Feel a sleepy head near my shoulder
Noddin', droopin', close to my shoulder
Till it falls kerplop.
The sun is swimmin' on the rim of a hill
The moon is takin' a header.
And jist as I'm thinkin' all the earth is still
A lark'll wake up in the meader.
Hush, you bird. My baby's a sleepin'
Maybe got a dream worth a keepin'
Whoa, you team an' jist keep a creepin'
At a slow clip, clop.
Don't you hurry little Surry
With The Fringe On the Top.
What happend to AmareLooms?
He lives in a van down by the riverQuote:
Originally Posted by Sausage
Actually Kirilenko is now the king of flopping, Manu is living off his old successes as he has now been overtaken by Kirilenko, nowitzki and even Deron williams, and of couse, old stand by derek fisher.Quote:
Originally Posted by King Ju I
Wow! :lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by PejaLooms
Welcome to the board.
Don't start pulling out youtube videos. We've all got collections that show half the players in the league doing the same things.Quote:
Originally Posted by King Ju I
Bruce Bowen worked his ass off to become a starter on the most winning team in the NBA in the last decade. And he did it by playing defense. For years, he has drawn the task of defending the best player on the opposing team, night after night, and he's done it better than anyone in the league. To reduce that to the point of saying that "His job is to get you so pissed off at thim that you lose your cool and got tossed" is both unfair and ignorant.
Manu flops. No more than a lot of other players. Even so, it takes a fair amount of basketball savvy to anticipate and put yourself into a position where it will be effective. And it looks really similar to getting into position to draw a charge. But people have started screaming "flop" every time he wobbles on the floor, which is bullshit. If you really used to be a Spurs fan (shame on you), you know that he has a nickname around here - "El Contusion". For every picture you can show of him flopping, I can show you one of bruises, black eyes, bloody noses, etc. The guy only knows two speeds: Stop and GO. He plays his ass off, and he takes a lot of abuse. A lot of the time, he falls down because someone has knocked the shit out of him.
The people who talk that shit about Bruce and Manu are usually looking for an excuse for why their team lost. And those comments are often followed by discussions of David Stern conspiracies, etc. Don't go there. You've got a good team. And if one of your players could suck out a couple of cheap fouls by flopping, to get Duncan off the floor? Don't insult anyone here by suggesting they wouldn't do it.
Bring on the Honeybees...
More Honeybees...
Close but.Quote:
Originally Posted by PejaLooms
CP3 > Parker
Mo Pete = Finley
Peja> Bowen (offensively and Peja's d on Josh Howard was great... But Josh howards game has crumbled recently. So we'll see)
West <Duncan (Not by as huge a margin as you Spurs fans would think TD is a HOF no doubt one of the best PF's I've ever seen but DWest is an all star and hes going to do 20 and about 9 on you guys a night)
Chandler > Oberto (You guys might see the lob to Chandler alot, we call it the Crescent City Connection)
Insert bad New Orleans jokes below
We take this series in 7
Oh, good Lord, you're 6 posts in and lecturing a sports forum about rough language? Sack up, because this is a lightly-moderated board.Quote:
Originally Posted by King Ju I
Oh, and welcome to our little board, coonass. Please make yourself at home. :)
Parker's jock > Chris Paul
Finley's beard > Mo Pete
Bowen's socks > Peja
Duncan's pinky toe > West
Thomas's crazy left eye > Chandler
Hornets cant win. Give up now and save yourself the embarrassment.
I love reading the pre-series complaints/concerns of Hornets fans.
It will be very interesting to see how the relatively inexperienced Hornets and their fans deal with the tried and tested Spurs. It's not as if booing Bruce Bowen or chanting things at Manu Ginobili will change their games. And stop already with the "already knocked off an experienced team" posturing: for all of the playoff games that the Mavericks have seen over the years, they've rarely passed the tests that the playoffs pose.
I'm not saying experience will win out in Round 2; I am saying that the notion that the Hornets might somehow be able to intimidate the Spurs is nonsensical.
Thank you for registering.Quote:
Originally Posted by PejaLooms
:lol I think this is closer to accurate. But as long as they're not total jackasses, I think we should cut the Hornets trolls a little slack. They're playoff virgins.Quote:
Originally Posted by GinobiliLooms
Please note that I called them "jackasses" and not the more inflammatory "jack asses". I certainly mean no disrespect to any Jacks out there.
:lol Nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by GinobiliLooms
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Originally Posted by GSH
Okay. His job may not to solely do that but he gets under players skins like no other. I am not challenging his work ethic hes done great jobs against great players (Kobe etc) I said originally that his dirty play was an X-Factor because our star player CP3 has a temper. So does DWest and TC. These guys can get hot from time to time.
Im well aware that Man flops alot but doesnt do it every play. He can draw contact with the best of them. Like Barkley said he's the white(i know hes not) Allen Iverson in that aspect. They have players of his build that dont flop as often though however. He is somewhat durable he does have an ironmans attitude to the game. But I dont know if he would hurt himself as much if he didnt try to get contact like that. I'd love to see Duncan to get in foul trouble. Chandler and West are not floppers however.
I love it! The "us" and "you" has already started. :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by King Ju I
If this were a game of just starters, maybe, but you didn't take into account the bench and I will take the Spurs bench and their coach in those respective matchups. Then again, the Spurs are old and can't possibly beat a younger team, can they? ;)
The Hornets inability to keep their cool will be their undoing in this series. The Spurs are like Iceman in Top Gun. They play ice cold, execute to perfection and never let emotion take them out of their game. You get bored, frustrated, do something stupid and they've got you.
I forgot
Scott > Popazit
(2 COTY awards > 1 COTY award)
Simple math. You guys are toast. Bring on the Lakers!
You don't get as far as Bruce Bowen has gotten by just being a dirty player. He's chippy, undoubtedly, but he's also a premier perimeter defender and much of the talk of Bowen's chippiness around the league emanates from the fact that perimeter guys don't like being bodied up and harassed the way that Bowen does it -- and the way he does it without fouling. If he can bury the corner 3 in this series, he'll break your heart, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by King Ju I
Opposing fans don't realize how much contact Ginobili authentically draws and how officials have stopped calling legitimate contact in certain situations because it's Ginobili. With all of the negative things that opposing fans think of him, he's the epitome of a guy who you'd absolutely love if he was on your team. Nothing fazes Ginobili -- no situation is too big and no player is too menacing to stop him from doing what he does. He's aggravating to opposing fans, I'm sure, because he's also one of those guys who will just find a way to beat you. If he's not scoring, he's playing defense; if he's not getting to the rim, he's draining 3's. Fans around the league hate the guy, but he's legitimately among the 20 or so best players in this league right now, even if that's not a fact that's pervasively known. And he tends to be at his best come playoff time.
4-0 in the NBA Finals>0-2 in the NBA FinalsQuote:
Originally Posted by PejaLooms
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Originally Posted by samikeyp
If you wanna talk about the Bench yes we have had problems with our bench during the year. I know that the Spurs have Udoka, a good under rated player, the 3 point specialist in Barry and Horry, a servicable back up pg in Vaughn, and a great but slow defender in Thomas.
On our side we have Bonzi Wells, im more than sure you guys already know him. Jannero Pargo who can lite it up. Armstrong who......lets just say hes good at fouling and rebounding. And Julian Wright extremely athletic, quick hands and can jump out of the house.
Pop is a great coach. He got the best of Byron in the Finals years ago. But this is a different team. He has a much better relationship with Paul then he does with Kidd. Dont sleep on Byron
Great series Ill say it again Hornets in 7
Great series indeed, I say Spurs in 6.Quote:
Originally Posted by King Ju I
Don't let 'em get to ya.Quote:
Originally Posted by CP3_Bourbon_St.
There are plenty of decent Spurs fans who don't talk too much smack.
Keep in mind that this place attracts its share of trolls though. People here kinda get a bit defensive at times.
I'm registering HornetsDynasty right now.
Let me ask you a question:Quote:
Originally Posted by King Ju I
You're a smart basketball player, and you know your opponent's tendencies. You slide over and get in perfect position to draw a charge, as your opponent flies toward you at full speed. Should you:
A. Stand there and resist the impact with all your might, take the extra punishment, and risk injury to you or the other player. Or,
B. Take the impact of the charge, but add a little body movement just to make sure you get the whistle you deserve
C. As the impact occurs, roll with it like a stunt man, knowing that there was still enough contact to get the charge call
If you chose B or C, does that make you a flopper? Sometimes a sales job is necessary to get a call that you deserve.
Manu draws a LOT of legitimate charge calls, and he pays the price for it physically. As you watch the series, just be fair-minded enough not to fall into the trap of buying into any urban myth. When I watch, I'm not afraid to say "Manu flopped". But I get tired of hearing it when he has made a really heads up play.
But be careful. If you watch the games with an open mind, you might be tempted to come back from the Dark Side and become a Spurs fan again.
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s...math/pwned.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Sausage
:lol "Playoff virgins"Quote:
Originally Posted by Summers
Hornets will win this series. The Spurs can't do anything except shoot some shots.
in regards to flopping--selling fouls has been part of basketball for a very, very long time. Its only become known as a "flop" in recent years.
Dammit! Beat to the punch again!Quote:
Originally Posted by monosylab1k
Can I change my name to KurtThomashLooms?
:lmao Go mono.Quote:
Originally Posted by HornetsDynasty
If the spurs shoot the shots they're supposed to shoot there will be no surprises, the Spurs will win. If the hornets win it will be a fluke.Quote:
Originally Posted by HornetsDynasty
I'll be here giving my intelligent takes..
Go Hornets!
Go back to Argentina...Quote:
Originally Posted by GinobiliLooms
Being an Ex-Spurs fan, Im more than aware that this is an intelligent and great team. Theres a reason why you guys have won 4 in 9 years. I just dont want a AK-47ish flop call to happen at the wrong time or at a time that will severly cost us. I give Manu alot more respect than I do Dirk because Dirk is 7 ft tall and tries to pull that shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by GSH
No way jose on coming back to the Spurs, Ill watch with respect but they are a a division foe and a team we have to overcome to get to the throne.
Edit: Typing to fast lol sorry
iyou should know Pop is a COTY-winner killer.Quote:
Originally Posted by PejaLooms
I registered on Hornetsreport - first post I read was "I hate the Spurs" :lol
hosea?
:lol
mono and duncan come to
Hornetsreport.com also.. always looking for a spurs fans opinion over there.
Jesus Christ, Louis, can't you read?Quote:
Originally Posted by Princess Pimp
It says Hornet Trolls.
Now don't come back until you've created a Hornet troll nick. :lol
Princess Pimp isn't a Hornets fan....she's just a Ho.
Thank you for registering monosylab1kQuote:
Originally Posted by HornetsDynasty
Thank you for registering you loser.Quote:
Originally Posted by Princess Pimp
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Originally Posted by Princess Pimp
Seriously. Its one thing to be a troll, and another to be a troll AND lazy.:nopeQuote:
Originally Posted by anakha
The Spurs suck!! But I hope they win because there's money to be made in Seattle, bitches!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by RandomGuy
LOL... fair enough. If that happens, it probably won't be an accident. If Manu is going to fake one, it's going to be at a time when it could affect the momentum of the game. The opposing players really need to know where they are on the court in crunch time.Quote:
Originally Posted by King Ju I
I remember one of the Lakers vets setting up Sam Cassell with a late 4th quarter flop, during his rookie season. Cassell stood and stared like he didn't understand what had happened to him. That play made the difference, and the Lakers won. The next game, Cassell did exactly the same thing to the Laker player from the previous game. He got up off the floor with a big grin, looking like "I learn quick, huh?" It was one of my favorite moments from the playoffs that year.
I hope none of the games have to be decided by a well-timed flop. But if one does, I'm glad we have Manu and Horry on our team.:rollin
Since there is no hope of converting you from the Dark Side, we'll just call a truce.
fuck you. get bent.Quote:
Originally Posted by King Ju I
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Originally Posted by CP3_Bourbon_St.
Just like my kids like to say jackass and Hoover DAM (getit?getit?) so they can feel good about talking dirty and not getting in trouble. heh.
Welcome to the forum. :)
I can't believe you've got the ovaries to show your face in here, although, if I'm honest, I'm a little excited by the prospect of you making intelligent posts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Princess Pimp
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Originally Posted by Randgomguy
(GeorgeShinnLooms = postcount:1)Quote:
Originally Posted by GeorgeShinnLooms
:lol
Much better.
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Originally Posted by Summers
Trust me. If it's ever possible to die of blue balls, that anticipatory excitement might be what will cause it.
:lol
I'm here but I'm not a troll. Just supporting my team like any good fan would do.
Hornets in 7
That's not Louis.Quote:
Originally Posted by RandomGuy
I'm confused.
:lol oh Spurs are gonna teach you a thing or two. Can't waitQuote:
Originally Posted by PejaLooms
Here for the series. Linked over from HornetsReport by "ForeignFan" on those boards.
Good thing the NBA let Tim Donaghy back in the league to fix your first-round series this season. Best of luck with us on Saturday. See y'all in NOLA.
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Originally Posted by Man in the Arena
LOL... oh yeh, this is gonna be fun.
Never too early for a little smack talk, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by GSH
BTW, the gif in your signature is hilarious.
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Originally Posted by PejaLooms
How about Ginobili?
:lmao:lmao:lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Summers
That was funny.
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Originally Posted by Ignignokt
Fixed it for you. :hat
This is refreshing.
I am here. Let the games begin!
I guess this is where to talk spit. (Still not used to being able to curse, my ban from Saintsreport beat it out of me)
The Spursw are a good team no doubt, a great team, Honestly I wanted to Suns to win. Just like you all probably would have rather creamed those blow-hards in the Big-D. The way i remeber it (when I was a Texan) was everybody hates Dallas, but everyone loves the Cowboys. :shrugs:
Anyway, I think it will be a long hard series. Six or seven games. Hornets on top of course.
Some of us are still sore at Mayor Hardburger<sp> for trying to steal the Saints.
I would like to make the trip out to either game 3 or 4. Dunno yet.
Coonass, is a term that is loved by coonasses and hated by people who are PC. Use it as you wish. It is just our version of the redneck.
It will be a good series, I just hope the refs are fairer than they where in the last series.