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Re: Official Hornets' trolls registration thread
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Originally Posted by
DarrinS
Dangerously close to coon ass. Which can mean a totally different thing. Coon is a racist term for black people! Dumbass! I'll admit that I forgot about the term with no space meant cajun. Coon and coonass are very closely related. I apoloigze for taking what you meant the wrong way. No harm no foul.
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Re: Official Hornets' trolls registration thread
Sure, what the hell, count me in.
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Re: Official Hornets' trolls registration thread
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Originally Posted by
King Ju I
Dangerously close to coon ass. Which can mean a totally different thing. Coon is a racist term for black people! Dumbass! I'll admit that I forgot about the term with no space meant cajun. Coon and coonass are very closely related. I apoloigze for taking what you meant the wrong way. No harm no foul.
No problem, coonass.
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The more the merrier! Nothing can be as annoying as SunFan, so bring on HornetFan.
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its just fun to say isn't it? Cooooonnnnassss
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Re: Official Hornets' trolls registration thread
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Originally Posted by
CP3_Bourbon_St.
its just fun to say isn't it? Cooooonnnnassss
Okay, I don't know about the others, but you have a sense of humor.
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Re: Official Hornets' trolls registration thread
CP3 > Parker
Mo Pete > Finley
Peja > Bowen
West = Duncan
Chandler > Oberto
Spurs cant win. Give up now and save yourself the embarrassment.
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Re: Official Hornets' trolls registration thread
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Originally Posted by
PejaLooms
CP3 > Parker
Mo Pete > Finley
Peja > Bowen
West = Duncan
Chandler > Oberto
Spurs cant win. Give up now and save yourself the embarrassment.
Cute I can already tell this one will be a fun little troll :lol
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Re: Official Hornets' trolls registration thread
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Originally Posted by
PejaLooms
CP3 > Parker
Mo Pete > Finley
Peja > Bowen
West = Duncan
Chandler > Oberto
Spurs cant win. Give up now and save yourself the embarrassment.
Curly:
When I take you out tonight with me
Honey, here's the way it's gonna be
You will set behind a team of snow-white horses
In the slickest gig you'll ever see.
Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry
When I take you out in the surrey
When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top
Watch that fringe an' see how it flutters
When I drive them high-steppin' strutters
Nosy pokes will peak through their shutters and their eyes will pop!
The wheels are yellow, the upholstery's brown
The dashboard's genuine leather.
With eisenglass curtains you can roll right down
In case there's a change in the weather
Two bright side-lights winkin' and blinkin'
Ain't no finer rig I'm a thinkin'
You can keep yer rig if yer thinkin' that I'd keer to swap
Fer that shiny little surry with the fringe on the top
Eller:
Would you say the fringe was made of silk?
Curly:
Wouldn't have no other kind but silk
Laurey:
Has it really got a team of snow-white horses?
Curly:
One's like snow, the other's more like milk.
All the world'll fly in a flurry
When I take you out in the surry
When I take you out in the surry with the fringe on top.
When we hit that road, hell-for-leather
Cats and dogs will dance in the heather
Birds and frogs'll sing all together and the toads will hop!
The wind'll whistle as we rattle along,
The cows'll moo in the clover
The river will ripple out a whispered song,
And whisper it over and over
Don't you wish you'd go on forever
Don't you wish you'd go on forever
Don't you wish you'd go on forever
And you'd never stop?
In that shiny little surry
With the fringe on the top.
I can see the stars gittin' blurry
When we ride back home in the surry
Ridin' slowly home in the surry
With the fringe on top
I can feel the day gettin' older
Feel a sleepy head near my shoulder
Noddin', droopin', close to my shoulder
Till it falls kerplop.
The sun is swimmin' on the rim of a hill
The moon is takin' a header.
And jist as I'm thinkin' all the earth is still
A lark'll wake up in the meader.
Hush, you bird. My baby's a sleepin'
Maybe got a dream worth a keepin'
Whoa, you team an' jist keep a creepin'
At a slow clip, clop.
Don't you hurry little Surry
With The Fringe On the Top.
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Re: Official Hornets' trolls registration thread
What happend to AmareLooms?
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Re: Official Hornets' trolls registration thread
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Originally Posted by
Sausage
What happend to AmareLooms?
He lives in a van down by the river
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Re: Official Hornets' trolls registration thread
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Originally Posted by
King Ju I
:lol Do u really disagree with that? I used to be a spurs fan before New Orleans had a team. Its crazy to think that Bowen is not dirty. Hes a great defender but he has huge amount of less than reputable tricks. Stepping under the defenders foot after the shot? He does his job very well. His job is to get you so pissed off at thim that you lose your cool and got tossed.
Ginobli as great as he is has the tendency to flop. I dont know if its just foreign players or what. Hes great and hes like a whirl-a-derby in the lane. Ive got tons of youtube videos of flops that im sure youve already seen so i wont post it.
Actually Kirilenko is now the king of flopping, Manu is living off his old successes as he has now been overtaken by Kirilenko, nowitzki and even Deron williams, and of couse, old stand by derek fisher.
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Re: Official Hornets' trolls registration thread
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Originally Posted by
PejaLooms
CP3 > Parker
Mo Pete > Finley
Peja > Bowen
West = Duncan
Chandler > Oberto
Spurs cant win. Give up now and save yourself the embarrassment.
Wow! :lmao
Welcome to the board.
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Re: Official Hornets' trolls registration thread
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Originally Posted by
King Ju I
:lol Do u really disagree with that? I used to be a spurs fan before New Orleans had a team. Its crazy to think that Bowen is not dirty. Hes a great defender but he has huge amount of less than reputable tricks. Stepping under the defenders foot after the shot? He does his job very well. His job is to get you so pissed off at thim that you lose your cool and got tossed.
Ginobli as great as he is has the tendency to flop. I dont know if its just foreign players or what. Hes great and hes like a whirl-a-derby in the lane. Ive got tons of youtube videos of flops that im sure youve already seen so i wont post it.
Don't start pulling out youtube videos. We've all got collections that show half the players in the league doing the same things.
Bruce Bowen worked his ass off to become a starter on the most winning team in the NBA in the last decade. And he did it by playing defense. For years, he has drawn the task of defending the best player on the opposing team, night after night, and he's done it better than anyone in the league. To reduce that to the point of saying that "His job is to get you so pissed off at thim that you lose your cool and got tossed" is both unfair and ignorant.
Manu flops. No more than a lot of other players. Even so, it takes a fair amount of basketball savvy to anticipate and put yourself into a position where it will be effective. And it looks really similar to getting into position to draw a charge. But people have started screaming "flop" every time he wobbles on the floor, which is bullshit. If you really used to be a Spurs fan (shame on you), you know that he has a nickname around here - "El Contusion". For every picture you can show of him flopping, I can show you one of bruises, black eyes, bloody noses, etc. The guy only knows two speeds: Stop and GO. He plays his ass off, and he takes a lot of abuse. A lot of the time, he falls down because someone has knocked the shit out of him.
The people who talk that shit about Bruce and Manu are usually looking for an excuse for why their team lost. And those comments are often followed by discussions of David Stern conspiracies, etc. Don't go there. You've got a good team. And if one of your players could suck out a couple of cheap fouls by flopping, to get Duncan off the floor? Don't insult anyone here by suggesting they wouldn't do it.
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Official Hornets' Honeybees thread...
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Re: Official Hornets' trolls registration thread
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Originally Posted by
PejaLooms
CP3 > Parker
Mo Pete > Finley
Peja > Bowen
West = Duncan
Chandler > Oberto
Spurs cant win. Give up now and save yourself the embarrassment.
Close but.
CP3 > Parker
Mo Pete = Finley
Peja> Bowen (offensively and Peja's d on Josh Howard was great... But Josh howards game has crumbled recently. So we'll see)
West <Duncan (Not by as huge a margin as you Spurs fans would think TD is a HOF no doubt one of the best PF's I've ever seen but DWest is an all star and hes going to do 20 and about 9 on you guys a night)
Chandler > Oberto (You guys might see the lob to Chandler alot, we call it the Crescent City Connection)
Insert bad New Orleans jokes below
We take this series in 7
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Re: Official Hornets' trolls registration thread
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Originally Posted by
King Ju I
Dangerously close to coon ass. Which can mean a totally different thing. Coon is a racist term for black people! Dumbass! I'll admit that I forgot about the term with no space meant cajun. Coon and coonass are very closely related. I apoloigze for taking what you meant the wrong way. No harm no foul.
Oh, good Lord, you're 6 posts in and lecturing a sports forum about rough language? Sack up, because this is a lightly-moderated board.
Oh, and welcome to our little board, coonass. Please make yourself at home. :)
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Re: Official Hornets' trolls registration thread
Parker's jock > Chris Paul
Finley's beard > Mo Pete
Bowen's socks > Peja
Duncan's pinky toe > West
Thomas's crazy left eye > Chandler
Hornets cant win. Give up now and save yourself the embarrassment.
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I love reading the pre-series complaints/concerns of Hornets fans.
It will be very interesting to see how the relatively inexperienced Hornets and their fans deal with the tried and tested Spurs. It's not as if booing Bruce Bowen or chanting things at Manu Ginobili will change their games. And stop already with the "already knocked off an experienced team" posturing: for all of the playoff games that the Mavericks have seen over the years, they've rarely passed the tests that the playoffs pose.
I'm not saying experience will win out in Round 2; I am saying that the notion that the Hornets might somehow be able to intimidate the Spurs is nonsensical.
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Re: Official Hornets' trolls registration thread
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Originally Posted by
PejaLooms
CP3 > Parker
Mo Pete > Finley
Peja > Bowen
West = Duncan
Chandler > Oberto
Spurs cant win. Give up now and save yourself the embarrassment.
Thank you for registering.
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Originally Posted by
GinobiliLooms
Parker's jock > Chris Paul
Finley's beard > Mo Pete
Bowen's socks > Peja
Duncan's pinky toe > West
Thomas's crazy left eye > Chandler
Hornets cant win. Give up now and save yourself the embarrassment.
:lol I think this is closer to accurate. But as long as they're not total jackasses, I think we should cut the Hornets trolls a little slack. They're playoff virgins.
Please note that I called them "jackasses" and not the more inflammatory "jack asses". I certainly mean no disrespect to any Jacks out there.
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Re: Official Hornets' trolls registration thread
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Originally Posted by
GinobiliLooms
Parker's jock > Chris Paul
Finley's beard > Mo Pete
Bowen's socks > Peja
Duncan's pinky toe > West
Thomas's crazy left eye > Chandler
Hornets cant win. Give up now and save yourself the embarrassment.
:lol Nice.
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Re: Official Hornets' trolls registration thread
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Originally Posted by
GSH
Don't start pulling out youtube videos. We've all got collections that show half the players in the league doing the same things.
Bruce Bowen worked his ass off to become a starter on the most winning team in the NBA in the last decade. And he did it by playing defense. For years, he has drawn the task of defending the best player on the opposing team, night after night, and he's done it better than anyone in the league. To reduce that to the point of saying that "His job is to get you so pissed off at thim that you lose your cool and got tossed" is both unfair and ignorant.
Manu flops. No more than a lot of other players. Even so, it takes a fair amount of basketball savvy to anticipate and put yourself into a position where it will be effective. And it looks really similar to getting into position to draw a charge. But people have started screaming "flop" every time he wobbles on the floor, which is bullshit. If you really used to be a Spurs fan (shame on you), you know that he has a nickname around here - "El Contusion". For every picture you can show of him flopping, I can show you one of bruises, black eyes, bloody noses, etc. The guy only knows two speeds: Stop and GO. He plays his ass off, and he takes a lot of abuse. A lot of the time, he falls down because someone has knocked the shit out of him.
The people who talk that shit about Bruce and Manu are usually looking for an excuse for why their team lost. And those comments are often followed by discussions of David Stern conspiracies, etc. Don't go there. You've got a good team. And if one of your players could suck out a couple of cheap fouls by flopping, to get Duncan off the floor? Don't insult anyone here by suggesting they wouldn't do it.
Okay. His job may not to solely do that but he gets under players skins like no other. I am not challenging his work ethic hes done great jobs against great players (Kobe etc) I said originally that his dirty play was an X-Factor because our star player CP3 has a temper. So does DWest and TC. These guys can get hot from time to time.
Im well aware that Man flops alot but doesnt do it every play. He can draw contact with the best of them. Like Barkley said he's the white(i know hes not) Allen Iverson in that aspect. They have players of his build that dont flop as often though however. He is somewhat durable he does have an ironmans attitude to the game. But I dont know if he would hurt himself as much if he didnt try to get contact like that. I'd love to see Duncan to get in foul trouble. Chandler and West are not floppers however.
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Re: Official Hornets' trolls registration thread
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Originally Posted by
King Ju I
Close but.
CP3 > Parker
Mo Pete = Finley
Peja> Bowen (offensively and Peja's d on Josh Howard was great... But Josh howards game has crumbled recently. So we'll see)
West <Duncan (Not by as huge a margin as you Spurs fans would think TD is a HOF no doubt one of the best PF's I've ever seen but DWest is an all star and hes going to do 20 and about 9 on you guys a night)
Chandler > Oberto (You guys might see the lob to Chandler alot, we call it the Crescent City Connection)
Insert bad New Orleans jokes below
We take this series in 7
I love it! The "us" and "you" has already started. :lol
If this were a game of just starters, maybe, but you didn't take into account the bench and I will take the Spurs bench and their coach in those respective matchups. Then again, the Spurs are old and can't possibly beat a younger team, can they? ;)
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Re: Official Hornets' trolls registration thread
The Hornets inability to keep their cool will be their undoing in this series. The Spurs are like Iceman in Top Gun. They play ice cold, execute to perfection and never let emotion take them out of their game. You get bored, frustrated, do something stupid and they've got you.