Official Hornets' trolls registration thread

If you wanna call us trolls then so be it. The Hornets fans are in full effect though!

trolls come and go, the good fans stay here even after the Spurs hand you your butts in the playoffs.

Sec. 110 is here to make sure you Spurs fan's know whose yelling at Mrs. Parker during the series.

This will be a fun series! I have the utmost repsect for Duncan. You have some class acts on your team.

And you will despise CP3 by the end of this series. But he will have your respect. Mrs Parker will not be able to guard CP3 all series long.

Ginobili > The Hornets

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Originally Posted by spursfan09

trolls come and go, the good fans stay here even after the Spurs hand you your butts in the playoffs.

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I will be too busy on another teams forum after this series...

But come practice what you preach at Hornetsreport.com...

If you all are nice, we may even let you win a game.

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Originally Posted by DarrinS

Read forum rules. No gay coonass French allowed.

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WHaoooo.....shit i'm banned

I'm here too. Gotta say I much prefer our filtering system though...

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Originally Posted by m33p0

i just registered there. apparently, i have to reach some sort of level to start a thread. fuck it.

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Originally Posted by hater

I beleive Spurs fans will hate CP3 guts by the end of the series. he whines and talks shit a lot.

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Originally Posted by lrlvsnola

I'm here too. Gotta say I much prefer our filtering system though...

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Then filter yourself or use the ignore function. The only rule here is no profanity in the thread titles themselves. You'll learn pretty quickly who has a potty mouth, so you can just block them. (If someone else quotes them, you will see the quote, however.)

Not trying to be a jerk; it's just the way it is.

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Originally Posted by King Ju I

:lol Do u really disagree with that? I used to be a spurs fan before New Orleans had a team. Its crazy to think that Bowen is not dirty. Hes a great defender but he has huge amount of less than reputable tricks. Stepping under the defenders foot after the shot? He does his job very well. His job is to get you so pissed off at thim that you lose your cool and got tossed.

Ginobli as great as he is has the tendency to flop. I dont know if its just foreign players or what. Hes great and hes like a whirl-a-derby in the lane. Ive got tons of youtube videos of flops that im sure youve already seen so i wont post it.

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they're already whining before the game has even started.

- Mars

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Originally Posted by PejaLooms

I forgot


Scott > Popazit

(2 COTY awards > 1 COTY award)


Simple math. You guys are toast. Bring on the Lakers!

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4 > 0, LOL

also

Pop has already beaten Scott. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_NBA_Finals

- Mars

:lol @ this thread

Welcome to the Hornets fans. HornetsReport is a decent forum - I actually read it quite a bit in the offseason because you all have some good insider free agency information.

By the way ... I'm the only one that you have to listen to here :lol So if you need something let me know ... but please don't whine to me.

Thanks.

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Originally Posted by PejaLooms

I forgot

Scott > Popazit

(2 COTY awards > 1 COTY award)

Simple math. You guys are toast. Bring on the Lakers!

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How many rings does Scott have? Scoreboard trumps COTY everytime I think its absolutely charming that the Donots are in the playoffs. It probably stopped a lot of NO fans from shooting at the rescue helicopters.

Thank you all for registering. We welcome all trolls. If you have a problem with Kori, you have a problem with me.

I need to be activated at your forum.

The username is the same, any mod there who can help me out please?

- Mars

:rolleyes

Scott finally has a good team now, instead of a mediocre group of players from the Leastern Conference.

Paul > Kidd
Mo Pete > Kittles
Peja = Jefferson
West > KMart
Chandler > Mutumbo





Scott > Popazit

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Originally Posted by King Ju I

If you wanna talk about the Bench yes we have had problems with our bench during the year. I know that the Spurs have Udoka, a good under rated player, the 3 point specialist in Barry and Horry, a servicable back up pg in Vaughn, and a great but slow defender in Thomas.

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Uh you forgot Manu, although winning 6th MoY award will make his name rather obscure.

Hello... Hornets in 6, but perhaps not.

Sign me up :elephant

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Originally Posted by cherylsteele

Uh you forgot Manu, although winning 6th MoY award will make his name rather obscure.

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I already included Manu in a few posts earlier. I got the breakdown with Manu as part of the starting lineup including Finley. I know he doesnt start I didnt wanna include him twice. Manu's great Im very well aware. I'll say it again im an ex spurs fan. You wont find our defense to be as swiss cheese esque like the Suns though.. Im not saying well totally shut off the lane but were a good defensive squad.

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Originally Posted by DarrinS

Coonass means cajun, you dimwit


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coonass


Do you even live in Louisiana?

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No man, King Ju doesn't live in Louisiana. I think hes in Australia.
He post on Hornets Report so I kno.

So he gets a pass on that one

CP3> Tony Longoria
Pete> Finley
Peja> Entire Spur Team
D West = Crazy Eyes Duncan
Chandler > KT or Oberto

Pargo, Spur Killer, and Ju Ju > Manu tha Flop, Bowen, Udoka.... wait I take that one back



Hornets in 5. Just cause we wanna close it out in NOLA

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Originally Posted by Peja On A Stick

No man, King Ju doesn't live in Louisiana. I think hes in Australia.
He post on Hornets Report so I kno.

So he gets a pass on that one

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Dude its right under my name on Hornetsreport NEW ORLEANS LA. Either you dont pay attention or you just joined Hornetsreport or your some kinda fake hornets troll . No way am I from Australia. No more posts about the coonass thing. I havent brought it up since then. Lets get back to Hornets vs. Spurs. I didnt come here to argue about cajun slang.

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Originally Posted by Borosai

This is refreshing.

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http://www.newbelgium.com/images/beer_label_1554.png

No *this* is refreshing... and filling.

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Born of a flood and centuries-old Belgian text, 1554 Enlightened Black Ale uses a light lager yeast strain and dark chocolaty malts to redefine what dark beer can be. In 1997, a Fort Collins flood destroyed the original recipe our researcher, Phil Benstein, found in the library. So Phil and brewmaster, Peter Bouckaert, traveled to Belgium to retrieve this unique style lost to the ages. Their first challenge was deciphering antiquated script and outdated units of measurement, but trial and error (and many months of in-house sampling) culminated in 1554, a highly quaffable dark beer with a moderate body and mouthfeel.

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Source here

mmmm ...quaffable.