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1. Darth Vader vs. Sephorith
2. Optimus Prime vs. The Incredible Hulk
3. Master Chief vs. Boba Fett
4. Starship Enterprise vs. Millennium Falcon
5. Mothra vs. Cloverfield monster
6. Balrog vs. Mike Tyson from 'Mike Tyson's Punch Out'
7. Steve Jobs vs. Steve Ballmer
8. Professor X vs. Stephen Hawking
9. Boo Berry vs. Count Chocula
10. Marge Simpson vs. Kori Ellis
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Originally Posted by jaffies
1. Vader.Quote:
Originally Posted by jaffies
2. Jesus (Prime)
3. Fett.
4. Falcon
5. Mothra
6. Balrog was named Mike Bison (M. Bison) in the Japanese version, so, this one divides by zero.
7. Jobs
8. Stairs!
9. Count
10. Kori
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Originally Posted by ShagiaFrost
:lmao:lmao:lmao
Professor X is able to levitate so if he can overcome his fear of stairs and use his brain, stairs has no chance against him.
1. Darth Vader
2. The Incredible Hulk
3. Master Chief
4. Starship Enterprise
5. Mothra
6. Mike Tyson from 'Mike Tyson's Punch Out'
7. Steve Jobs
8. Professor X easy
9. Count Chocula
10. Kori Ellis
1. Vader. The combo of mitoclorians and cybernetics trumps Jenova cells. Besides, it's right there in Episode 4: The ability to destroy an entire planet is nothing compared to the power of the force. Suck it, Meteor.
2. Incredible Hulk. He's the strongest one there is. Also, with the cost of diesel I doubt Optimus can afford to fill up the tank. Hulk would outlast him, and then smash.
3. Master Chief. Boba Fett's got a strong fan following, but empirical proof shows he's just not much in a straight up fight. His combat highlights from Episodes 5 and 6? He trades blaster fire with Luke in Bespin with no result, he gets his gun cut in half because (genius that he is) he lands right next to the guy swinging a lightsaber, and finally dumped into the Sarlac Pit by a blind man. Cake walk for the Chief.
4. The Enterprise. Better crew, and its captain got way more ass.
5. Mothra. Monster vs monster its a push, and the tie break goes to secondary characters. The Japanese version of the Doublemint Twins blows a pack of Abercrombie models armed with digital camcorders out of the water.
6. Balrog. Much like the real Mike Tyson, the cyber version benefited from weak opponents. They all got beat by a 5 foot tall guy that he was able to take down with one punch.
7. Jobs, because I'm too lazy to look up Ballmer is.
8. Professor X, although Hawking might make a decent showing if his chair is really equipped with the boxing glove and helicopter rotors as shown in the Simpsons.
9. Boo Berry, because there has to be an upset somewhere on the list.
10. I will never bet against Kori Ellis. In fact I have $20 bet in Vegas on her winning this fight, a producer Grammy, a screenwriting Oscar, a Best Actress Emmy, a Tony for lighting design, and the next Scripps National Spelling Bee.
1. VaderQuote:
Originally Posted by jaffies
2. Hulk (suck it, Transformer boys)
3. Boba Fett
4. Millennium Falcon
5. Mothra, and it isn't even close. Shit, the Japanese twins could beat the Cloverfield monster just by singing their song.
6. Mike Tyson
7. I hate Apple, but Jobs.
8. Professor X
9. Count Chocula and, again, it isn't even close.
10. Marge Simpson
I don't even know why Optimus Prime is against the Hulk it is unfair.
A better one would be Broly vs. the Hulk. I saw a positively bitchin' argument for that one on /co/ bout a week ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by E20
Or Prime vs. the Ideon. Fwa ha ha.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShagiaFrost
1. Lasted 3 minsQuote:
Originally Posted by jaffies
2. It's OPTIMUS PRIME for Christ sake
3. Way to put a lion vs a kitten there
4. Starship Enterprise? LMAO!!! Watch the damn shows they always seem to have less firepower and get owned until some break in the show happens
5. Careless
6. Anyone wins against him
7. Careless
8. 10 second fight
9. Chocolate wins
10. Be afraid of the unknown
Master Chief would dominate all of the above. Bungee made him way too perfect.
I had to rack my brain for a second on that one to remember. I always knew him as M. Bison. That was his name on my game.. dunno bout yours.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShagiaFrost
Hulk is one of the lamest heroes ever. Seriously just stupid story and everything.Quote:
Originally Posted by E20
I don't ready too much about the Hulk. Only ones I read were when Wolverine was 1st intrdouced and he fought him, his crossover against Superman, and the times he would team up with Dr. Strange/Silver Surfer, but they made Hulk ridicously strong, all Hulk has to do against Prime is walk up to him and tear him, I mean he's a robot for gods sake.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutalis
That'd be nice. Broli FTW>Quote:
Originally Posted by ShagiaFrost
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Originally Posted by jaffies
Disagree on that. Midocholrians do trump Jenova Cells, but Vader does not trump seph.Quote:
Originally Posted by spurs_fan_in_exile
Boba Fett would get pwnd in a one on one fight. he can barely move. cloverfield monster is impossible to kill so there you go
Dante vs. Kratos vs. Ryu in a triple threat match?
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Originally Posted by jaffies
Ryu would kick everyones ass. Ryu is the most badass fighter ever. Even if hes fake.Quote:
Originally Posted by dirk4mvp
1. Darth Vader vs. Sephorith
2. Optimus Prime vs. The Incredible Hulk
3. Master Chief vs. Boba Fett
4. Starship Enterprise vs. Millennium Falcon
5. Mothra vs. Cloverfield monster---????
6. Balrog vs. Mike Tyson from 'Mike Tyson's Punch Out'
7. Steve Jobs vs. Steve Ballmer
8. Professor X vs. Stephen Hawking
9. Boo Berry vs. Count Chocula
10. Marge Simpson vs. Kori Ellis
Kratos killed fucking Zeus.Quote:
Originally Posted by dirk4mvp
/question.
No he didn't. He just beat him in a fight.Quote:
Originally Posted by CuckingFunt
In terms of who would beat who it ranks in this order.
1. Kratos - He has a slinging knives.
2. Dante - He has a sword and two guns
3, Ryu - Poor guy only has his fists.
In terms of who is more bad ass it goes:
1. Ryu
2. Kratos
3. Dante.