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I've heard the saying, "I'd give my left nut for.." but never heard of it actually happening.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/a...9802?source=PA
Woman tore off ex-lover's testicle
A jilted woman today admitted ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.
She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours."
Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month.
The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.
The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.
As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.
When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.
Mr Jones threw pe e Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate.
Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones' shorts.
In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.
"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That's yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand."
Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution's version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence. Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10.
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Ouch.
I've heard the saying, "I'd give my left nut for.." but never heard of it actually happening.
hath no fury.........
~~~~shiver~~~~
User, whether you realize it or not, that left one of yours is already spoken for. You are merely being allowed to maintain it on your person.
*looking frantically for SW, confirming escape routes, checking helmet, flak jacket, kevlar cup, etc*
Is this one of those.... A nut in the hand is better than two in a sac?
NO means NO . hope she gets the chair.
You tell 'em Zak! I know you wouldn't let those women do that to you!
Like he would stop a woman going down on him in time to stop it!
Dayum!"She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: 'That's yours.'"
I don't have to worry about this!!!!!
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Mrs Taco keeps mine in her purse
A major question is going unanswered here:
Who the F was the "friend" who handed it back to him?
Kinky.
Sounds like my kind of woman.
Rumors are that a Mrs. J. Christie from the U.S. has been in contact with Ms. Monti.
Man, that dude's got some serious ball.
Talk about a thread being completely useless without pictures.
If I ever found myself in that "position," I'd have two eyeballs in my hand to show for my missing nut.
damn. Mom was right....never piss a woman off!
That is exactly why I never tell Kori no. I'd be lucky to make it out of there with one intact.
That sorta begs the question, would you rather be bobitized or one nutted. Keep in mind, surgery will fix the problem.
Last edited by Experiment2100; 01-11-2005 at 10:16 PM.
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The secret to a successful marriage. I have learned that as well.That is exactly why I never tell Kori no. I'd be lucky to make it out of there with one intact.
That is exactly why I never tell Kori no. I'd be lucky to make it out of there with one intact.
For you GON
mayne, if a girl could ever fit her hands all the way around my package, she can do whatever she wants.
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