Has anyone seen my son?

[Koolaid_Man's mom]

He went to a sleepover with some Pakistani male and he hasn't been back for days.

Also, my KY jelly seems to be missing

[Phillip]

lol nba forum is going to be shut down again if this stuff doesnt stop

i wonder what is the record for most times the NBA forum has been shut down in a year, much less a month

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I worry it's going to end up like the Chappelle Show version of Making the Band, with Diddy shutting down the studio every five minutes. Maybe Kori will send tlong out for a gallon of Cambodian breast milk before it opens up again.

[Kori Ellis]

I have his email address. I'll email him and beg him to come back