I've got a boner, now what?

[Mavillionaire]

I'm new to this. WTF do I do with it?

[redzero]

Put some IcyHot on it and go to sleep. You'll be fine in the morning.

[mavsfan1000]

Just keep rubbing until it explodes like a volcano.

[Mavillionaire]

I was told to beat it. I've been knocking the outta it for the past 45 minutes, but it just hurts like . WTF!

[mouse]

send pics to koriwhat

[silverblk mystix]

Remove it from your ass.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Call Joe's daughter.

[4>0rings]

You need to beat it with reed sticks, not your hand.

[Soul_Patch]

really? Is this 7th grade again?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Is your crotch sore from getting it? I hear those things come with growing pains.

[Chachachango]

Call 911 immediately bro.

[manufan10]

I'm surprised you can tell.

[cantthinkofanything]

I'm new to this. WTF do I do with it?

this chick will take care of it...

[Bash]

I was told to beat it. I've been knocking the outta it for the past 45 minutes, but it just hurts like . WTF!

Give this broad a call, she'll help you with it.

[Bash]

this chick will take care of it...

sonofa

[cantthinkofanything]

Give this broad a call, she'll help you with it.

hahahaha you

[Bash]

hahahaha you

I will murder you.

[manufan10]

Either one will do.

[cantthinkofanything]

I will murder you.

LMAO. Just don't cut off my pecker.

[DMC]

See if you can hang a wet beach towel from it without losing at ude. If not, lol.

[Mavillionaire]

See if you can hang a wet beach towel from it without losing at ude. If not, lol.

I tried but it felt so good I lost my at ude.

[Spurtacus]

Stick your banana in your cars tailpipe.