The Flight This Morning

DMC · 09-07-2011

I took a Frontier flight this morning out of Austin to Denver. Never flown Frontier before, but not bad, TVs and more legroom that SW.

So there's almost no one on this flight, and there's all these empty rows but this hefalump with tweety bird glasses on and carrying 3 bags (only allowed two on plane) plops her fat ass right down in my row. She's unpacking her bag like she's at home, pulling all kinds of food and out, magazines, you name it she's got it. Then she has to be told to put her away, so she goes through that for 10 more minutes and tries to hide her shoplifting bag (huge purse) in the seat between us. She's told again to put it up. She finally does.

We get airborne and the attendant comes by enabling the TVs for those with the right level ticket, so she enables mine and this girl is like "I am actually in 12F" and the attended says "nope, you're not on my list" so the girl starts whining about not getting free TV. The male attendant comes asks her "what's the problem" and she starts going on about how she's not being treated fair. They look at her ticket and made her move her fat ass where she belongs, and she wanted to get her bags from the overhead but they said "nope, not until the plane lands".

All the while I had my headphones on but I could hear all this happening.

Lately there have been a load of nut jobs on the planes.

Aint that a cool story bro?