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Poor girl, left the scene smelling like Brut, tbh..
you walk into the bar and immediately a sweet 13 year old says "Me love you longtime, 50 dolla". You only have $25 but her prepubescent body is so fine. So you break out the sweet talk and she says "ok 25 dolla me love you good". You know it's wrong but you just can't resist her boy like body. Then it dawns on you that you can molest her and just say that nobody told you it was wrong.
Poor girl, left the scene smelling like Brut, tbh..
Plus she spent the whole time being asked by an old got whether or not he looked like Lorenzo Neal
Poor girl, left the scene smelling like Brut, tbh..
Inb4
Ok..I'll go slow..are you this ing dumb, ok? All the sailors did it, hahahaha haha ok? Zooooooooooooo mmm mmm mm
ClipperNation walks into the bar around midnight, he's all alone (has no friends). None of the girls run over to him because he's too short and those zits....yuck! So CN grabs a bar stool and orders a "Shirley Temple". The mamasan sees that none of the girls are working the midget, so she evil eyes Sue. Sue shakes her head, mamasan insists....
Sue...buy me drink shortysan
CN..."you're a got"
Sue..what?
CN..."you're a got"
Sue...hauls off and slaps the out of CN, he falls off his bar stool and just lays there, yep...out cold.
Last edited by Avante; 09-12-2014 at 01:58 AM.
Why did you follow him into this thread, Avante?
Quit humping his leg, dummy.
probably has a bas child in asia he never knew...
Quality thread. Needs to be stickied.
^ Leech humping my leg
Poor girl, left the scene smelling like Brut, tbh..LMFAO!!!
Ok..I'll go slow..are you this ing dumb, ok? All the sailors did it, hahahaha haha ok? Zooooooooooooo mmm mmm mm
I bet Brut hasn't had this much exposure on the internet before! Used in two threads...
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Wish I could do that, yep, too dumb.
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