Shaq: "The only guy in the world..."

[sanman53]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200....ap/index.html

You can read more (if you can stomach it):

"Yet more roster work remains (speaking of the Heat). O'Neal said he and team president Pat Riley have spoken about other unsigned free agents, and apparently, 37-year-old Gary Payton is high on O'Neal's personal preference list.

Payton, a nine-time All-Star who joined O'Neal in Los Angeles two years ago -- in large part to chase his still-elusive first NBA le, a goal those Lakers missed by losing to Detroit in the 2004 Finals -- averaged 11.3 points and 6.1 assists for Boston last season.

"We would love to have Gary down here," O'Neal said. "Gary's 36, 37 years old, but he's still tenacious on defense and I know he still wants one. And I'm the only guy in the world that can get him one."

How would Payton fit in there?

(By the way, even with Payton, they cant get past the Spurs!)

[Mixability]

And I'm the only guy in the world that can get him one.

Is Shaq gonna sell Gary one of his Lakers rings? Because he's not gonna get one in Miami.

[tophy7]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200....ap/index.html

You can read more (if you can stomach it):

"Yet more roster work remains (speaking of the Heat). O'Neal said he and team president Pat Riley have spoken about other unsigned free agents, and apparently, 37-year-old Gary Payton is high on O'Neal's personal preference list.

Payton, a nine-time All-Star who joined O'Neal in Los Angeles two years ago -- in large part to chase his still-elusive first NBA le, a goal those Lakers missed by losing to Detroit in the 2004 Finals -- averaged 11.3 points and 6.1 assists for Boston last season.

"We would love to have Gary down here," O'Neal said. "Gary's 36, 37 years old, but he's still tenacious on defense and I know he still wants one. And I'm the only guy in the world that can get him one."

How would Payton fit in there?

(By the way, even with Payton, they cant get past the Spurs!)

Just like he got him one in 2004

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Yeah, Shaq is a little too full of himself

[spurs=bling]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200....ap/index.html

You can read more (if you can stomach it):

"Yet more roster work remains (speaking of the Heat). O'Neal said he and team president Pat Riley have spoken about other unsigned free agents, and apparently, 37-year-old Gary Payton is high on O'Neal's personal preference list.

Payton, a nine-time All-Star who joined O'Neal in Los Angeles two years ago -- in large part to chase his still-elusive first NBA le, a goal those Lakers missed by losing to Detroit in the 2004 Finals -- averaged 11.3 points and 6.1 assists for Boston last season.

"We would love to have Gary down here," O'Neal said. "Gary's 36, 37 years old, but he's still tenacious on defense and I know he still wants one. And I'm the only guy in the world that can get him one."

How would Payton fit in there?

(By the way, even with Payton, they cant get past the Spurs!)

:vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit shaq

[Spurs Biggest Fan]

GP should come to the spurs as a Towel boy, cuz that's the only way he's going to get a ring.

[Vashner]

I predict Shaq will bust his ab's up by mid season.. he's done...

[MadDog73]

Oh, please let this happen!

I would love for Finley & van Excel to have the chance to beat Payton and Shaq in the Finals.

, I'd love for Duncan, Manu and Tony to have revenge for 2004, too!

[AI-square]

I thought Shaq was just overweight. Now he's delusional as well. Let him build himself up even more with his trashy words. It will make it taste even sweeter when his body can't keep up with his motor mouth.

[Mixability]

Yeah, Shaq is a little too full of himself

Understatement of the year!

[z0sa]

shaq has always been full of himself that fat bas

[Marklar MM]

Shaq guaranteed Miami a championship last year. Now he wants to get Payton, who gets schooled by any good point guard.

[Swishy McJackass]

He may be full of himself, but Officer Shaq is pretty ing entertaining.

[spurs=bling]

GP should come to the spurs as a Towel boy, cuz that's the only way he's going to get a ring.

[spurs=bling]

Shaq guaranteed Miami a championship last year. Now he wants to get Payton, who gets schooled by any good point guard.

[spurs=bling]

shaq has always been full of himself that fat bas

[spurs=bling]

I thought Shaq was just overweight. Now he's delusional as well. Let him build himself up even more with his trashy words. It will make it taste even sweeter when his body can't keep up with his motor mouth.

[spurs=bling]

Oh, please let this happen!

I would love for Finley & van Excel to have the chance to beat Payton and Shaq in the Finals.

, I'd love for Duncan, Manu and Tony to have revenge for 2004, too!

[spurs=bling]

I predict Shaq will bust his ab's up by mid season.. he's done...

he don't have abs