a little boy walks into his parent's room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down - the parents stop and his mom quickly dismounts, pulling the covers around her
what were you and dad doing? the boy asks his mom
well, your dad has a big tummy and sometimes i have to get on top of it to help flatten it she explains
you're wasting your time, says the boy.
when you go shopping the lady next door gets on her knees and blows it right back up
a little boy walks into his parent's room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down - the parents stop and his mom quickly dismounts, pulling the covers around her
what were you and dad doing? the boy asks his mom
well, your dad has a big tummy and sometimes i have to get on top of it to help flatten it she explains
you're wasting your time, says the boy.
when you go shopping the lady next door gets on her knees and blows it right back up
Fantastic - I must sell it right now !
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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The flight attendant asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" He nodded his head. So the stewardess said, "Tell your mother that Southwest always pulls out on time."
Double Racks ^
Fantastic - I must sell it right now !
hahahahahah it can be my second nick
You guys are boobheads.
Give me an argument , persuade me that we are
Need I say more.
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