Shop assistant found naked with mannequin

[sa_butta]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1673829.html?menu=

A Turkish shop assistant was arrested after he was found lying naked with a mannequin in a store window.
The 30-year-old man was discovered by colleagues opening up the department store in Antalya for the day.

They called police after noticing bite marks on the mannequin. Two other mannequins that showed signs of abuse were also taken in as evidence.

The shop assistant allegedly hid in the toilets while the store was being locked up for the night.

The man has been charged with damaging property.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm sure the cops didn't realize that the mannequin comes alive if just take that necklace off of it.

[sa_butta]

[JoeChalupa]

Some men never give up playing with dolls.

[tlongII]

Been there. Done that.

[Mixability]

I'm sure the cops didn't realize that the mannequin comes alive if just take that necklace off of it.

Damn, I vaguely remember that movie! Wasn't there a gay black guy named Hollywood too?

[ZStomp]

I think someone saw this movie 1 too many times.

[Old School Chic]

I think someone saw this movie 1 too many times.

[sa_butta]

Damn, I vaguely remember that movie! Wasn't there a gay black guy named Hollywood too?

[ZStomp]

Damn, I vaguely remember that movie! Wasn't there a gay black guy named Hollywood too?

That guy from Designing Women! Mesach Taylor or something like that.