Mavs only happy when they're benefactor

[DarrinS]

The freakin rules of the NBA were changed to make the game have more "entertainment value". They were changed in a way that benefits "finesse" teams like Dallas and Phoenix. THESE SAME RULES are now biting Dallas in the ASS and it's hilarious!

Mav fan never complains when their team is the "benefactor" of these lame-ass rule changes, but they are up in arms when they are on the end of the deal. Sucks, Mav fan, doesn't it?

And Mav fan says the Spurs cry and complain too much? Did anyone witness all the freakin meltdowns and tantrums at the end of game 5? Which one is your favorite?

AJ: "Don't stutter."
Cuban: "Stern, you $@#$ @#$# F#$$CKER S0$ OF A B%$##%#!!!"
Dirk: "I sink I vill kick ze ball and ze streamahs. Yah. I sink I vill push dis bike down. Yah."

[LEONARD]

Dirk...funny as ...loved it...
Cuban...who cares...wouldn't expect anything different...
AJ...a bit of a move, but he wouldn't have done it to anyone but Sefko due to their episode a few months ago...

[degenerate_gambler]

Dirk walking by the bike, looking at it, stopping and then giving it a clumsy push was the funniest one.

[Shank]

Is it really necessary to start a new thread with this ? Or do you really feel that your point is so strong that it warrants a new one?

[DarrinS]

Is it really necessary to start a new thread with this ? Or do you really feel that your point is so strong that it warrants a new one?

Sorry. I didn't feel like reading through 10+ pages of photos, from various angles, of the "phantom foul".


P.S. EAT ME

[LEONARD]

Dirk walking by the bike, looking at it, stopping and then giving it a clumsy push was the funniest one.

It was genius...

acious punt while the World Cup is in Germany...a nice tribute

Terrible shove of the bike...no damage whatsoever...

Failed karate kick of something (scale?)...

If he comes out tonight and is fired up and tears it up, it's all good. If not, he just looks like a whiny, tantrum-throwing, pussy in the eyes of most...

[leemajors]

It was genius...

acious punt while the World Cup is in Germany...a nice tribute

Terrible shove of the bike...no damage whatsoever...

Failed karate kick of something (scale?)...

If he comes out tonight and is fired up and tears it up, it's all good. If not, he just looks like a whiny, tantrum-throwing, pussy in the eyes of most...

it looked like a light whose bulb and enclosure had fallen off the tripod with the force of the kick. one of those annoying lights they use in the tunnel for interviews.

[LEONARD]

it looked like a light whose bulb and enclosure had fallen off the tripod with the force of the kick. one of those annoying lights they use in the tunnel for interviews.

Whatever it was, the kick was funny

[picnroll]

It was genius...

acious punt while the World Cup is in Germany...a nice tribute

link

Michael Alan, a 63-year-old retired accountant, said he has been suffering headaches since Nowitzki's kick hit him in the right ear and right side of his face. ''I couldn't sleep because of the headaches,'' he said. ''It hurts to eat because my jaw hurts. If I continue to feel the way I feel now, then I will go to an attorney. I want somebody to say, `I'm sorry.'' '

Alan -- who said he suffers from heart disease and emphysema -- said he was rising from his seat when ``out of nowhere, a ball hit me. It's like a mule hit me. It knocked me down into my chair. I got a headache right away and my head was vibrating.''

His wife, Rosie, said, ``It was hilarious how ridiculously hard it was kicked. My husband has a lot of health conditions. He doesn't need this.''

Alan and his wife said they did not know Nowitzki had kicked the ball until they returned home from the game and turned on the television. 'I told my wife, `That's the ball that hit me!' '' he said.

Pretty funny eh LEONARD.

[degenerate_gambler]

...because my jaw hurts. If I continue to feel the way I feel now, then I will go to an attorney. I want somebody to say, `I'm sorry.'' '

Oh brother..

[LEONARD]

link

Michael Alan, a 63-year-old retired accountant, said he has been suffering headaches since Nowitzki's kick hit him in the right ear and right side of his face. ''I couldn't sleep because of the headaches,'' he said. ''It hurts to eat because my jaw hurts. If I continue to feel the way I feel now, then I will go to an attorney. I want somebody to say, `I'm sorry.'' '

Alan -- who said he suffers from heart disease and emphysema -- said he was rising from his seat when ``out of nowhere, a ball hit me. It's like a mule hit me. It knocked me down into my chair. I got a headache right away and my head was vibrating.''

His wife, Rosie, said, ``It was hilarious how ridiculously hard it was kicked. My husband has a lot of health conditions. He doesn't need this.''

Alan and his wife said they did not know Nowitzki had kicked the ball until they returned home from the game and turned on the television. 'I told my wife, `That's the ball that hit me!' '' he said.

Pretty funny eh LEONARD.

Unfortunate...if it's true...

But they should try to corral the wild mule in the AAA...

[Shank]

link

Michael Alan, a 63-year-old retired accountant, said he has been suffering headaches since Nowitzki's kick hit him in the right ear and right side of his face. ''I couldn't sleep because of the headaches,'' he said. ''It hurts to eat because my jaw hurts. If I continue to feel the way I feel now, then I will go to an attorney. I want somebody to say, `I'm sorry.'' '

Alan -- who said he suffers from heart disease and emphysema -- said he was rising from his seat when ``out of nowhere, a ball hit me. It's like a mule hit me. It knocked me down into my chair. I got a headache right away and my head was vibrating.''

His wife, Rosie, said, ``It was hilarious how ridiculously hard it was kicked. My husband has a lot of health conditions. He doesn't need this.''

Alan and his wife said they did not know Nowitzki had kicked the ball until they returned home from the game and turned on the television. 'I told my wife, `That's the ball that hit me!' '' he said.

Pretty funny eh LEONARD.

I think it's ing hilarious! This old probably smokes a pack a day through a trache tube and would like to get paid before he kicks the proverbial bucket. All he wants is an "I'm sorry"? No problem. Dirk can say that. Problem solved.

[LEONARD]

I think it's ing hilarious! This old probably smokes a pack a day through a trache tube and would like to get paid before he kicks the proverbial bucket. All he wants is an "I'm sorry"? No problem. Dirk can say that. Problem solved.

[picnroll]

Shank why don't you let a few of us trying kicking basketballs at your head. I think that would be ing hiarious too.

[ChumpDumper]

Is it really necessary to start a new thread with this ? Or do you really feel that your point is so strong that it warrants a new one?

Any Mav thread with the word "benefactor" in the le stays.

[MadDog73]

I think it's ing hilarious! This old probably smokes a pack a day through a trache tube and would like to get paid before he kicks the proverbial bucket. All he wants is an "I'm sorry"? No problem. Dirk can say that. Problem solved.

I thought you didn't think this thread was necessary?

Funny you chime in to laugh at the pain of others...

[LEONARD]

I thought you didn't think this thread we necessary?

Funny you chime in to laugh at the pain of others...

1. He needs an attorney for an apology?

2. No security people came over to check on him??

Unfortunate and unlucky if it did hit him...but you have to doubt a little until more details are out...

[Hook Dem]

Mavericks and their fans melting down is priceless!

[MadDog73]

1. He needs an attorney for an apology?

2. No security people came over to check on him??

Unfortunate and unlucky if it did hit him...but you have to doubt a little until more details are out...

I'll take the benefit of the doubt in his favor.

I'd rather look over-sensitive than like an insesitive jerk... but that's just who I am.

I do find it ironic that Shank was so offended by this thread, he felt it necessary to post how stupid it was, but then lit up like a drunk on New Years when a chance was afforded him to make fun of others.

(NOTE: no insult to drunks, Irish or otherwise, was intended)

[LEONARD]

It was pretty pointless until the link about the guy getting hit was posted

[MadDog73]

It was pretty pointless until the link about the guy getting hit was posted

Maybe it's just me, but we're on a basketball message board...

Almost everything here is pretty pointless. But it's more fun than work!

[picnroll]

AJ's wife getting into with fans in A and Phoenix.
Cuban and M'Benga getting into it with fans along with AJ's wife in Phoenix.
Dirk nailing fans in Miami and beating up excercise bikes.
Terry throwing nut shots.
Avery going menstrual all over the press.
Cuban going Tourette's in print and speech.

Dayam, if Stern isn't fixing games he should be just to keep the Mavs out of any future playoffs. ing embarrassment to the league.

[Shank]

It was pretty pointless until the link about the guy getting hit was posted

Bingo.

[LEONARD]

Maybe it's just me, but we're on a basketball message board...

Almost everything here is pretty pointless. But it's more fun than work!

AJ's wife getting into with fans in A and Phoenix.
Cuban and M'Benga getting into it with fans along with AJ's wife in Phoenix.
Dirk nailing fans in Miami and beating up excercise bikes.
Terry throwing nut shots.
Avery going menstrual all over the press.
Cuban going Tourette's in print and speech.

Dayam, if Stern isn't fixing games he should be just to keep the Mavs out of any future playoffs. ing embarrassment to the league.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Skank,

Tell you what. Let's meet up in Dallas and I'll kick basketballs at your head. We'll see how you like it then.