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    Everything > Jim Rome SoCalSpursFan's Avatar
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    The letters ATM stand for "Automated Teller Machine." Therefore, when you say "ATM Machine" you're really saying "Automated Teller Machine Machine." This is obviously redundant. Just say "I'm going to the ATM."

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    You Belinelli Believe It! dougp's Avatar
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    same w/ PIN

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    Blonde Yet Smart 2Blonde's Avatar
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    So what happens if you forget your PIN Number so you loose your card because the ATM Machine eats it after three attempts?

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Same with VMA Awards. Or AMA Awards. Or CMA Awards.

    There's one local credit union where I live that decided they don't want an "ATM," so instead they have "MATT" -- the Money Any Time Teller. Stupidest thing I've ever seen.

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    chode bloadin' chode_regulator's Avatar
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    The letters ATM stand for "Automated Teller Machine." Therefore, when you say "ATM Machine" you're really saying "Automated Teller Machine Machine." This is obviously redundant. Just say "I'm going to the ATM."
    nice joke from like 10 yrs ago

    2blonde, i had a similar thing happen to me almost 2 yrs ago. we were deploying to the boat for a couple weeks and i went to the atm the night before to get some cash for the trip to va the next morning. as i sat there with my card in the atm it ke[pt beeping at me. well i kept ignoring it,and finally it ate my card. and i was supposed to be goign on leave the day we got back. so i was prett ynervous that the bank wouldnt have me a new card by then but thankfully they did.
    lesson here is hit the button for mmore time or take out your card if it beeps at you

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    Same with VMA Awards. Or AMA Awards. Or CMA Awards.
    Can't speak for the first two, but CMA Awards stands for Country Music Association Awards.

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    I think these should all be reported to the Department of Redundancy Department.

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    Island Girl lilmads's Avatar
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    [QUOTE=exstatic]I think these should all be reported to the Department of Redundancy Department.[/QUOTE]

    I love that one

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    chode bloadin' chode_regulator's Avatar
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    Can't speak for the first two, but CMA Awards stands for Country Music Association Awards.
    owned

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Funny, I don't FEEL owned...

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    Veteran exstatic's Avatar
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    I think this may be a generational thing. I don't think I've ever referred to it, or even thought of it as an ATM machine, but then again, I remember when they came on line, and were call Automated Teller Machines. If you were around for the birth of an acronym, you rarely commit said faux pas.

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    "Here's a man who once said: 'What would this country be without this great land of ours'. Excuse me? Mr. President? In the dictionary under 'redundant' it says 'see redundant'!" -- Robin Williams, Live At The Met


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