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    Still Hates Small Ball Spurminator's Avatar
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    As any good Texan man knows, a gentleman will open the door for a lady. Similarly, we will allow ladies onto the elevator first (even holding the door for them when necessary.)

    But what is the policy on revolving doors? On one hand, if you let the lady go first, they are responsible for initiating the movement of the revolving door (which can often be difficult with some doors). So the brunt of the physical labor is given to the woman. On the other hand, if you jump ahead of her, you appear rude and illmannered.

    Help me out here. This is a dilemma I encounter every morning.

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    Believe. G.Q.'s Avatar
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    The man goes first. Just like going down stairs.

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    Nostradamas Jr.
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    As any good Texan man knows, a gentleman will open the door for a lady. Similarly, we will allow ladies onto the elevator first (even holding the door for them when necessary.)

    But what is the policy on revolving doors? On one hand, if you let the lady go first, they are responsible for initiating the movement of the revolving door (which can often be difficult with some doors). So the brunt of the physical labor is given to the woman. On the other hand, if you jump ahead of her, you appear rude and illmannered.

    Help me out here. This is a dilemma I encounter every morning.
    If she is hot, you get in the same segment as she, and then you push the bar for her, but you hope that it gets stuck and you are stranded together for an hour or so.

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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    G.Q. is correct, the man should enter first.

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    Goodwill Ambassador spurs_fan_in_exile's Avatar
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    Stop and act like you are tying your shoe until the woman is inside the building.

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    If she is hot, you get in the same segment as she, and then you push the bar for her, but you hope that it gets stuck and you are stranded together for an hour or so.
    Jim's got the right idea...get behind her in the same segment and reach around her to "help" push the door...subtly dry humping her at the same time.

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    Jim's got the right idea...get behind her in the same segment and reach around her to "help" push the door...subtly dry humping her at the same time.

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    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    Jim's got the right idea...get behind her in the same segment and reach around her to "help" push the door...subtly dry humping her at the same time.

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    PhillyGirl 1Parker1's Avatar
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    If she is hot, you get in the same segment as she, and then you push the bar for her, but you hope that it gets stuck and you are stranded together for an hour or so.
    I knew someone would respond like that...I personally think you should just let the girl go first in the rovolving door. I can see where some doors are difficult to push and you want to push it for the girl, but I think it'd be rude if you went first.

    We women are stronger than we look.

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    Mr. Dignity Solid D's Avatar
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    Great conversation starter for singles.
    Guy:"May I hold the door open for you?" then smile.
    The rest is up to her and how she responds to you.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    They are really impressed when you can hold the door open without the use of your arms or legs.

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    what if you're entering a restaurant with 2 seperate doors to enter... opening the first is easy, but after she's passed you do you just let her open the second door or do you hurry up and run to the second door looking like a re to open it?

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    You trip her before she can get to the second door.

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    *makes mental note*

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    Nostradamas Jr.
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    what if you're entering a restaurant with 2 seperate doors to enter... opening the first is easy, but after she's passed you do you just let her open the second door or do you hurry up and run to the second door looking like a re to open it?

    In my experience, the girl holds the 2nd door open for me, like she was returning the favor....that works for me.

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    PhillyGirl 1Parker1's Avatar
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    In my experience, the girl holds the 2nd door open for me, like she was returning the favor....that works for me.

    In my experience, the guy is usually quick and smooth and rushes to open the second door....that works for me

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    In my experience, the girl holds the 2nd door open for me, like she was returning the favor....that works for me.
    Plus, it must be tough for you getting around in that walker.

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    PhillyGirl 1Parker1's Avatar
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    Plus, it must be tough for you getting around in that walker.
    Was that a dig at Jimbo's age?

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Was that a dig at Jimbo's age?
    Heavens, no!

    At his feebleness.

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    Nostradamas Jr.
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    Plus, it must be tough for you getting around in that walker.
    At least I still have full control of my bladder, unlike someone in here who shall remain nameless.


    PS

    Shoog, did you get those Depends coupons that I clipped out for you?

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    Y'all are making me teary-eyed. Eleven years of marriage and I still haven't managed to teach my Yankee husband this simple maneuver. He also wears his baseball cap indoors and puts his elbows on the table when he eats. It's like he was raised in a barn, but really, it was one of those square states up north.

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    Believe. miss paxton's Avatar
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    As any good Texan man knows, a gentleman will open the door for a lady. Similarly, we will allow ladies onto the elevator first (even holding the door for them when necessary.)
    Actually, at some point years ago I learned men are supposed to get on elevators first, the rationale apparently being that should the elevator malfunction, the lady is saved--like going down with the ship, I guess. I've noticed, though, that nobody actually does that. Generally, men hold the elevator door for me, so I guess I'm the canary to make sure the elevator's safe. Has anybody else ever heard this (men getting on the elevator first)? If it helps, I was living in Baton Rouge at the time I heard/read/somehow absorbed this.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    What simple maneuver? I still don't know what I'm supposed to do with a revolving door!

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    NWF Summers's Avatar
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    What simple maneuver? I still don't know what I'm supposed to do with a revolving door!
    You'd be forgiven for erring on the side of good manners, but I'm talking the basic holding the door open thing. I used to assume everyone knew a man is supposed to hold a door open for a woman, but I was wrong. Men from small square states up north don't know that, and apparently they become incapable of learning knew tricks past the age of 24.

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    In my experience, the girl holds the 2nd door open for me, like she was returning the favor....that works for me.
    I wait and let the guy catch up to me.

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