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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    I wanna ing kill myself right now. I guess somebody left a window open last night and a mosquito or some other unnameable thing came inside and it ing bit me 6 times on my left arm. SIX TIMES. And now there are 6 big ass bruises or whatever you like to call them. 4 on my tricep, 1 on my forearm and one on my shoulder. There isn't any anti-itch cream in the house, and nobody can get any. Does anybody know how to stop the itch. I haven't itched these ers and they're still itchy as . Any advice????????????? I'm dying here.

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    Mix baking soda and water into a paste and apply to the bites. Let it dry on your arm. Works every time for bee stings, so you can give that a shot.

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    benadryl you stupid ......

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    benadryl you stupid ......
    There isn't any anti-itch cream in the house, and nobody can get any.

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    reppin the 16th letter! Fillmoe's Avatar
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    you don't have any benadryl pill/liquid form at the house? doesn't have to be a cream

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    you don't have any benadryl pill/liquid form at the house? doesn't have to be a cream
    Amazingly nobody has allergies/allergic reactions in my family.

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    If you have any ammonia or cleaning liquid with ammonia in it, just dab it on and let it dry. It should work.

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    reppin the 16th letter! Fillmoe's Avatar
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    your gonna have to get your lazy ass up and go to the ing store........ i know theres got to be a 24 hour walgreens or cvs around where you live.........

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Kill yourself then. Nobody will miss you.

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    your gonna have to get your lazy ass up and go to the ing store........ i know theres got to be a 24 hour walgreens or cvs around where you live.........
    It's only 7PM here and a drugstore is 10 minutes away from where I'm at, but I have no car right now and I'm not walking.
    I'm trying the ing bakingsoda and windex method. IT.

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    Kill yourself then. Nobody will miss you.
    I already tried, it won't work. For some reason I end up in the hospital and I come back home.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Do it Chris Benoit style. Hook your neck up to a pulley.

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    Do it Chris Benoit style. Hook your neck up to a pulley.
    Ehhhhhhhhh That's easier said than done. I need another person for that one. God...........THINK...............

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    If you had used the baking soda & water you would be better by now...

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    If they're all on the same arm, you can amputate it.

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    We have a winner. (and yes, they are all on the same arm. His left one. So he can still um, you know, )

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    We have a winner. (and yes, they are all on the same arm. His left one. So he can still um, you know, )
    Yeah I haven't in three ing weeks baby! I broke that habit. Also, when I did , I did with my left hand. But back to the topic on hand: Just my ing luck, there isn't baking soda in the house and the windex/cleaners we have are ammonia free, I just applied some rubbing alcohol, but nothing happend. Farts.

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    I Got Hops Extra Stout's Avatar
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    If it doesn't bother you enough to walk ten minutes to the store for some Benadryl, then why are you complaining?

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    If it doesn't bother you enough to walk ten minutes to the store for some Benadryl, then why are you complaining?
    If you know me personally I am an incredibly lazy person. And I mean REAL LAZY. I wait until I am about to my pants before I get up and go to the bathroom

    I've tried everything in my house. I've used Nail Polish remover, didn't work and I tried Hydrogen Peroxide, that didn't work either.

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    So, that explains why you haven't even scratched them yet. You're just lazy. At least you admit it.

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    Just it, I'm gonna take this itchiness like a man.

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    Just it, I'm gonna take this itchiness like a man.
    Um, too late, you've already whined on an internet forum.

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    Um, too late, you've already whined on an internet forum.
    Well.........after my options have failed what else can I say? Complaining even more would make me look like a , if I haven't looked like one already.

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    This sounds strange but it might work.

    Put an "X" in each bite with your fingernail. Push (hard but don't break the skin) one way, then cross the line the other way.

    Works for misquito bites.

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    This sounds strange but it might work.

    Put an "X" in each bite with your fingernail. Push (hard but don't break the skin) one way, then cross the line the other way.

    Works for misquito bites.
    Wow.........nothing is going right for me. I'd love to do that, but I clipped my finger/toe nails yesterday.

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