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Mmmmmm....podiatry pron......
WARNING: If you are eating, you may not want to read! Forget Cyber sex, this is the good stuff!
3:09 PM me: r u gonna pick up the tire on your way home
3:13 PM Bob: yeah i think so
3:14 PM i just pulled a live maggot out of someone's foot
me: oh grooooooooosssss
omg omg omg
did you puke
3:15 PM Bob: no
me: why was it there
Bob: wasn't that big
open wound
me: but wouldn't a fly have lay an egg
gross
Bob: yeah
me: what did you do with it?
flush it down the toilet lol
3:16 PM Bob: well it got cut in half when i removed it
me: eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww
did you know it was there or happen to come across it
3:18 PM Bob: i saw it before i started debriding
me: oy
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I'm still grossed out!
Mmmmmm....podiatry pron......
I don't know how he doesn't get grossed out. And how gross of a person do you have to be to not know you have a maggot in your foot???
Maggots are actually very good at keeping open wounds from getting infected. They are a biosponge for pus, "infection", and secrete enzymes that break down all sorts of bacteria - which they then ingest.
In an age where many microbes have built resistance against anti-biotics like penicillin some doctors have gone back to maggot therapy methods which were being perfected during World War II.
Last edited by Phenomanul; 11-06-2007 at 05:44 PM.
I've seen them put maggots in open, infected wounds on purpose because they eat off of the infected, dead flesh.
Gross.
It's still GROOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS
Yeah, it wasn't pleasant to watch either.
Well... this thread answered the question of whether or not I was going to skip lunch today.
Yeah, I know about that, but this wasn't intentional!!!
uhhh, what does your husband do?
He's a foot doctor.
does he give patients vacs to close the big wounds?!
Pfft. Sissy.
All maggots are not created equal, either. You have to pick the right species of fly maggot for the debridement, otherwise they can eat the healthy flesh.
Yeah, that didn't last long. I'm already eating.
I never have that problem. As a Fatty McFattenheimer, it's nigh-impossible to put me off of eating.
He's a foot doctor.
and he'll be caressing you later with the same fingers he used to pull the maggot out with.
just so you know.
Although he is Dr. McDreamy, I don't think S y or my wonderful SO would approve.
My bunk...
apparently I won't be needing it tonight
Thank God for Latex gloves!!
My bunk...
apparently I won't be needing it tonight
Well played.
worse job..... podiatrist or proctologist?
You COULD hang out with 1369...My bunk...
apparently I won't be needing it tonight
Obviously, you've never seen a woman give birth. I can't imagine that looking at acient hoo-hoos and old boobs is that exciting either.
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