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    An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Boston , and trying
    to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that
    she's a Celtics fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too
    are Celtics fans.

    Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The
    teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you
    raise your hand?'


    'Because I'm not a Celtics fan,' she replied.


    The teacher, still shocked, asked: 'Well, if you're not a Celtics fan,
    then who do you support?'



    'I'm a Spurs fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.

    The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why are you a Spurs fan?'
    'Because my mom and dad are from San Antonio and my mom is a Spurs fan
    and my dad is a Spurs fan, so I'm a Spurs fan too!'

    'Well,' said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, 'That's no
    reason for you to be a Spurs fan. You don't have to be just like your
    parents all of the time. What if your mom were a gold-digging bimbo and your dad
    were a rapist, what would you be then?'

    Mary said, 'I'd be a Lakers fan.'

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    Go Spurs Go


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    hahahaha.
    that is freaking hilarious.

    hilarious.

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    An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Boston , and trying
    to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that
    she's a Celtics fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too
    are Celtics fans.

    Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The
    teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you
    raise your hand?'


    'Because I'm not a Celtics fan,' she replied.


    The teacher, still shocked, asked: 'Well, if you're not a Celtics fan,
    then who do you support?'



    'I'm a Spurs fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.

    The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why are you a Spurs fan?'
    'Because my mom and dad are from San Antonio and my mom is a Spurs fan
    and my dad is a Spurs fan, so I'm a Spurs fan too!'

    'Well,' said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, 'That's no
    reason for you to be a Spurs fan. You don't have to be just like your
    parents all of the time. What if your mom was a pros ute and your dad
    was a rapist, what would you be then?'

    Mary said, 'I'd be a Lakers fan.'

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    Go Spurs Go



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    Good One!

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    One more time... xtremesteven33's Avatar
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    Greatness

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    An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Boston , and trying
    to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that
    she's a Celtics fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too
    are Celtics fans.

    Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The
    teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you
    raise your hand?'


    'Because I'm not a Celtics fan,' she replied.


    The teacher, still shocked, asked: 'Well, if you're not a Celtics fan,
    then who do you support?'



    'I'm a Spurs fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.

    The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why are you a Spurs fan?'
    'Because my mom and dad are from San Antonio and my mom is a Spurs fan
    and my dad is a Spurs fan, so I'm a Spurs fan too!'

    'Well,' said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, 'That's no
    reason for you to be a Spurs fan. You don't have to be just like your
    parents all of the time. What if your mom was a pros ute and your dad
    was a rapist, what would you be then?'

    Mary said, 'I'd be a Lakers fan.'

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    Go Spurs Go


    PAWNED!!!

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    Five hours away from getting the life support plug pulled, and this is the best you could come up with for your last words...
    5 hours away from winning the Conference finals and you just dream about Eva being a Lakers fan?

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    More proof by spurs fans that the Lakers are back as the ultimate evil empire.

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    More proof by spurs fans that the Lakers are back as the ultimate evil empire.
    how is that proof? man laker fans love to stroke thier egos. You are all so insecure

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    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    More proof by spurs fans that the Lakers are back as the ultimate evil empire.
    WTF

    Relax it's just a joke

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    Lame joke.

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    Funny, I got this email about the same time.

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