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Man burns like that hurt for a long time. You did all the right things.
I was steaming some broccoli and opened the lid and burnt my thumb with the steam really badly.
How do I get rid of this pain? I have had ice on it for over 30 minutes, taken 2 Tylenol and the pain is still almost unbearable.
Man burns like that hurt for a long time. You did all the right things.
Piss on your thumb.
Wait, that may be for a jelleyfish sting.
I call bull we need picture proof..
Piss on it anyway.
It will amuse me.
drink a bottle of cheap whiskey.
Walk it off
Or better yet, get your girl to go down on you. That'll take your mind off of it.
"Rub some 'Tussin in it!!" - Chris Rock
That's probably the best answer you'll find. Although that rail , I'd at least get some Jack.
clean your wound with water and soap first. Then clean it with iodine and apply some aloe vera or burn cream. Bandage it up. Buy some weed, go to an Arabian store to buy a blunt, roll that up. Buy a bottle of Jack and steal some vicodin from a family member. Drink up, smoke away, and pop 1 pill. You will sleep like a baby and rest up. Repeat for to 2 days. After the 2nd day your skin on your thumb should harden and you should discard of your bandages and the pain should subside by then. Good Luck and don't steam veggies anymore, use a microwave instead. Just place your veggies in a microwave safe bowl, add about a cup of water, cover it and place it on high for 2 mins.
^^ bingo, keyword is bandage (really tight) and aloe vera cream
that was great ginobilly...
even down to the ing vegetables...
"ughhh......the..pain..in..my..thumb..is..unbearab le........yet...I...must...type..this......thread. ......ask...for...help........(unngh......loss...o f...thumb...makes...me...unable..to...use....space bar).......helpme....."
now thats funny right there......
your a pussy, I once burned my hand when I was cutting a piece of steel with a blowtorch try getting some red hot steel on the palm on your hand and then now your talking, just rub some dirt on it and walk it off you worthless piece of !
Wuss. Get back on my broccoli!
damn that's harsh
insurance companies must love you
suck on your thumb and pretend its a it should make the pain go away! I am sorry but I find it hliarious that you must dial 911 because you got burned while cooking broccoli, my dad used to put out his cigarrets on my hand when I caused trouble all he did after was telling me to rub some lard on it
Rub some toothpaste on the part that is burned.
Spray windex on the burn.
Please don't really do that!
Ahh you have two options.
Take a few shots of something strong, that actually works.
Goto the store in the med isle, there's stuff for burns. I forget the name but it's in a green bottle, Aloe something. I burned my arm bad, and used a bunch of that on it and it did the trick.
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