Man named God is arrested near Tampa church

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080623/..._st/god_arrest

Man named God is arrested near Tampa church



TAMPA, Fla. - Police say a man named God was arrested near a Tampa church for selling cocaine. Authorities began investigating God Lucky Howard in April, and he was arrested on Saturday. Police say he sold the cocaine to undercover detectives in his neighborhood. When officers searched his home, they reported finding another 22 grams of cocaine and a scale.


Jail records show Howard was charged with several counts drug possession and distribution, which include increased charges for being within 1,000 feet of a church, a school and public housing.

He was being held on a bond of $86,500.

[peewee's lovechild]

Haha.

I went to school with a guy named Dios Garcia.

That er was the biggest trouble maker in school.
He got expelled from school for biting the teachers face.

3rd grade was funny.

[N.Y. Johnny]

So thats what happened to God Shamgod.

[E20]

I know a lotta people named Jesus, it's pronounced Hey-Soos though.

[E20]

Imagnine when he says his bedtime prayers LOL:

God,
This is God talking to you...........

[N.Y. Johnny]

I know a lotta people named Jesus, it's pronounced Hey-Soos though.

Every Puerto Rican I knew in NY was named Jesus. Hey-Soos.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

all puerto rican dudes think they're God.