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    Shootin' like Ed O'Bannon Darius McCrary's Avatar
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    I was bored and watched a few scenes today.

    My new favorite line is at the beginning when Vince and Jules are riding to their job

    "I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the n***a gonndo? He's Samoan."


    Movie still cracks me up.



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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    I'd post it but it might offend some of the urban types.

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    Smile you sonofabitch Chief Brody's Avatar
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    "I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the n***a gonndo? He's Samoan."
    I always thought that last part, he said "Eat sa mo," until now.

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    I'd post it but it might offend some of the urban types.
    pussy

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    Smile you sonofabitch Chief Brody's Avatar
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    "So pretty please, with sugar on top--go clean the in car."

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    "This watch was on your daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that if the gooks ever saw the watch, it'd be confiscated and taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy, yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it in one place he knew he could hide something - his ass. Five long years he wore this watch up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery. He give me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. Now, little man, I give the watch to you."

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    The entire conversation between Vincent and Jules when they're cleaning the inside of the car is gold, but Jackson's delivery of "... then I'm a mushroom cloud layin' mother er, mother er..." is one of my favorite things in all of cinema.

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    Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ******s, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

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    The Crominator J.T.'s Avatar
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    I'm pretty partial to this little exchange



    My fantasy team is even named Dead N!gger Storage

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    Veteran RGMCSE's Avatar
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    It's so funny this topic came up because a couple of weeks ago I started reciting the scene below out of nowhere, while at dinner with the fam. My kids were like, dad wth are you talking about? Now my son likes to ask me what's in my cup and if I mind if he can have some to "wash this down" They cant even watch the movie.




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    The cat won symple19's Avatar
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    Since JT already posted my favorite, I'll post my second


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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    How can someone write so many memorable lines into one movie?

    "that's your pride in' with ya"

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    Veteran mojorizen7's Avatar
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    Well ,may as well combine mine and Symple's into the single clip. You hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?
    Zed crying and bleeding to death from his n balls in the background gives it that extra touch.

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    you are what you eat

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    Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead

    Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming mother in' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

    That's a pretty ing good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty ing good.

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    Watching the collapse benefactor's Avatar
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    Normally, both your asses would be dead as ing fried chicken, but you happen to pull this while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

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    I'd post it but it might offend some of the urban types.
    Jimmie: No, I wanna ask you a question. When you came pullin' in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead ****** Storage"?
    Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
    Jimmie: [shouting] Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead ****** Storage"?
    Jules: No, I didn't.
    Jimmie: [shouting] You know why you didn't see that sign?
    Jules: Why?
    Jimmie: [still shouting] 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead ******s ain't my ing business, that's why.

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    MMM THIS IS A TASTY BURGER

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    Fan Since 1973 Twisted_Dawg's Avatar
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    Goddamn, that's a pretty ing good milkshake! I don't know if it's worth $5, but it's pretty ing good!

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    Every conversation between Jules and Vincent, especially the car interior cleaning, but nothing specific as my favorite

    I had the pic of Jules and Vince aiming at the camera as they shoot the guy with the gun in the apartment as my sig probably longer than my LotR gifs

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    Am I a nigger? Are we in Inglewood?

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    The cat won symple19's Avatar
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    It's my favorite movie of all time. Can't go wrong with any scene. Classic

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    Watching the collapse benefactor's Avatar
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    The entire conversation between Vincent and Jules when they're cleaning the inside of the car is gold, but Jackson's delivery of "... then I'm a mushroom cloud layin' mother er, mother er..." is one of my favorite things in all of cinema.
    Indeed.


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    What aint' no country i ever heard of. They speak English in what?
    English mouther er do you speak it.
    What?
    I double dare you to say what one more time.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    "I looked death right in the eyes before. Im pretty dissensitized. You get anxious. I don't. I've been places emotionally you haven't sniffed and I pretty much know how I react in tense life or death situations. I've had AK47's pointed directly at me (caught in the middle of bank robbery in Dire Dawa, Ethiopia), was held hostage at gunpoint for 3 hours by thugs in Vietnam, was caught in the middle of a mall shooting where the guy came up right next to me fired his pistol and blew another guy's off, and was moments away from being abducted as a kid. I'm not a tough guy. I've just been through a lot of ed up and know how I would react to certain situations as a result."

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