Sasha Vujacic Unveils His Line of Feminine Products

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Sasha Vujacic Unveils Line of Feminine Hygiene Products

Effeminate NBA subs ute two guard Sasha Vujacic unveiled a line of feminine hygiene products for the extra sensitive woman at a press conference today. “Sasha’s Secret” will feature a full array of hygiene and beauty products for extra sensitive women. Vujacic started crying before reporters could ask any questions, and the press conference will be re-scheduled.

“Sasha always smells fresh, no matter what time of the month it is.” Said Laker team-mate Vladimir Radmanovic. “His unmentionable areas also remain bump-free no matter how much my beard rubs against them” he added.

“Every time I want to punch Sasha in the face for being out of position on defense or folding in crunch time, the potpourri cloud of apples, cinnamon and lavender emanating from his bosom eases my frustration. ” said Kobe Bryant.

“He can be moody and he needs constant re-assurance, but if I was stuck in a jail cell with another man for 50 years to life, Sasha is the definitely the ‘guy’ I would want as a cell-mate” said Lamar Odom. “He is one beautiful .”

Added Laker Head Coach Phil Jackson, “Our collective chi should be channeled for individual body-mind discovery and consciousness first, before we can attain the plane of awareness needed for group self-actualization”

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